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Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 19:27:14 No. 642572 [Reply]

Japan has been driving on the left since before automobiles were produced.

This is because if you drive on the right, swords will collide and a fight will ensue.

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Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 14:17:21 No. 642563 [Reply]

built a snowfort with mom

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Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 13:26:12 No. 642560 [Reply]

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 13:54:12 No.642562

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 22:16:28 No. 642500 [Reply]

i tried to play persona 5 today and it took forever to find a download and when i finally found one and tried to play it it was in japanese and i don't understand it :(

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Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:49:56 No.642535

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Play a real Megami Tensei game

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:54:10 No.642536

And let's be honest. Even in the case of violent rapes most adult women deserve it. Just look at how many of them are feminists or at how many of them wish torture, violent death, and eternal torment on pedophiles because "waah they prefer a different physical appearance than what I've been brainwashed into believing is acceptable"

Of course unlike them I'm not evil so I wish for their souls to go to heaven just as I do for all souls without exception. Nobody deserves hell.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 07:58:09 No.642537

do you want to get raped

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 08:58:47 No.642542

>>642537
If I was cute I would be happy to be. It would be gross as a man though.

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 11:53:08 No.642551

I deserve rape. Raping? Being raped? Those details don't even matter.

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 03:26:13 No. 642425 [Reply]

Super Saiyan 4 Goku es canon en Dragon Ball Daima.

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 20:41:48 No.642488

>>642427
You know who else likes dragon ball? Japanese people.

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 20:46:52 No.642489

japanorms

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 20:49:25 No.642490

homoerotic ball

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 08:18:58 No.642539

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Please excuse my poor English I will never live in Latam/Brazil and have the entire community come out to the one TV to watch Dragon Ball together

Mi amigos es no bueno….

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 08:49:09 No.642541

Now let's see what the pros are

-you're not going to get shot by 2 low lifes on a motorbike
-you're not going to get randomly shot out doing shopping
-you're not going to get shot opening the door to your house
-you're not going to get kidpanned and shot
-you're not going to have your gf kidnapped, raped and shot

yes they shoot first and rob you later

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Anonymous 02/14/25 (Fri) 23:40:02 No. 642405 [Reply]

It's lanzhu and choco-sensei's birthdays!

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 05:01:55 No.642437

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chocosen

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 05:49:03 No.642442

yeah spread that tight asshole baby

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 09:15:38 No.642451

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uhm choco sensei?

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:06:18 No.642461

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happy birthday Lanzhu!

Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 05:14:29 No.642527

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happy birthday Lanzhu!

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Anonymous 11/29/21 (Mon) 04:28:41 No. 554144 [Reply]

my work colleague/boss was complaining to me about his teen daughter today
she is i think 15 and a bespectacled gamer/geek girl
i have met her before
anyway he was going on about how she was "real into japan" and had posters in her room of "those japanese cartoons, she's almost 16" as though it was highly absurd a teen would like cartoons

me, not wanting to revel my power level to the person ive worked with for 8 years.. "yeah, that stuff's pretty popular with teens apparently.."

little did he know he was face to face with a veteran 32 y/o weeb whose MAL has almost 140 entries
was chuckling about it for a while

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 19:00:41 No.642486

bought all the volumes

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 22:56:41 No.642510

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op here
the daughter is now in university
shes a well socialised norm
my mal is up to 224 entries
my power level remains unrevealed

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 23:09:39 No.642511

huh i passed 1000 and i havent bothered to add anything i watched from 2024 to it yet and only dad knows i watch the jap yaps

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 23:45:59 No.642516

>>642511
think ive watched 3 new shows and 1 new ova in the last 5 seasons
90% of anime is trash

and out of that the only real decent one was the yuru yuri spinnoff

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 23:48:23 No.642517

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 21:46:21 No. 642498 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 10/08/21 (Fri) 07:36:13 No. 550629 [Reply]

Metroid Dread comes out today I pre-ordered it.

It's sort of like a new Metroidvania game.

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Anonymous 10/16/21 (Sat) 19:57:10 No.551085

>>550952
It just looks like modded MHW smh

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:33:08 No.642465

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Nun

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 16:00:58 No.642471

>>551084
Dread is a weird game, it has the most frustrating and lame first half but feels really good once you're on a roll for where to go and can actually interact with a few things.

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 17:01:39 No.642483

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smack that

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 17:07:58 No.642484

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the guts are calling

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Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 16:07:06 No. 634997 [Reply]

KYAAAAAAA ANON-KUN~~ >/////////////////< DOKI DOKI DESU NEEE!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 10/31/24 (Thu) 16:19:25 No.635000

wish i had a friend like hinata

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:42:50 No.642468

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Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:46:43 No.642469

>>642468
somebody BAN this 3DPD spamming FAGGOT

Hahahaha

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 15:55:23 No.642470

>>642468
whoa… anime girls r real……………..

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Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 00:06:44 No. 596192 [Reply]

Rate my end-game Dark Souls 2 build (pictured below)

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Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 13:07:09 No.596541

>>596220
dad says not to throw bricks in glass houses

Anonymous 08/26/23 (Sat) 13:42:37 No.596542

>>596520
Playing through my first time and the Owl fight clicked for me after a few days and I won't say it was heart pounding but it felt like I had solved it in a way other Souls fights hadn't felt

Anonymous 08/28/23 (Mon) 22:06:45 No.596758

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This is literally a kidney stone

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Anonymous 06/29/23 (Thu) 21:15:06 No. 593648 [Reply]

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the ota brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "ota" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?

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Anonymous 07/01/23 (Sat) 15:22:03 No.593723

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mom is making asagohan gonno feast

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 17:18:29 No.593759

>>593683
More like 2011.

Anonymous 07/02/23 (Sun) 17:21:38 No.593761

>yayo
Ramiro is a fag.
he likes yayoi
I am an incomparable homo

Anonymous 07/03/23 (Mon) 13:28:23 No.593825

>>593761
that means cocaine you weirdo
Please excuse my poor English
I am an incomparable homoOOOO

Anonymous 02/15/25 (Sat) 14:35:28 No.642466

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