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OTAMIN Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 01:31:14 No. 621644 [Reply]

Your filters have been accidentally banning regular users like >>621643, please check out the ban queue

The expired cert is cool or whatever I guess, that's fine.

Thank you we love you, everyone show otamin your appreciation ITT.

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 01:43:12 No.621645

The filters that you recommend, dumbass?

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 01:49:57 No.621646

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>>621645
Post a link to Gaia and get out of my face

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 02:07:06 No.621647

>regular users like >>621643
lol, I am an incomparable homo even

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 19:49:50 No. 621489 [Reply]

Covered myself in piss and shit and then told otamin to clean it up

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 16:12:22 No.621577

>>621535
https://files.catbox.moe/mxffqo.webm

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 19:29:06 No.621585

thought catbox was being deleted

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 00:10:44 No.621593

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>>621585
it was an elaborate and well organized troll based around a single post to /g/ and another single post to twitter
anyone could've fallen for it.

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 16:59:07 No.621630

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WGWaxaoT8E
migger on pekker's server

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 17:08:23 No.621631

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>>621577
love eating ice cream with orca

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 21:23:06 No. 621502 [Reply]

there's no moment more thrilling than throwing a show in the trash and lighting it on fire like kyoani for abandoning its hopeless romantic audience

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:59:17 No.621606

>>621605
started antisocially tardscreaming at norms when i run past them on the walking trail whenever i feel slighted for example when a group walks side by side to take up the whole trail or someone has their dog taking up the whole trail or if they're smoking marijuana and stinking up the whole park

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 05:46:38 No.621608

>>621601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHY0bh2q9HE

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 07:40:43 No.621611

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chat am i autistic

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 09:15:48 No.621614

>>621601
That's like my life

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 13:44:14 No.621625

>>621605
>I was mildly annoyed at the amount of cheese in my burrito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZmdwnsdupo>>621605

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:08:26 No. 621599 [Reply]

what would ota do if girls were real

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Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:43:36 No.621603

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Id ask them to be my mom.

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:49:53 No.621604

>>621603
gross mio she sniffs her cat's butthole

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 12:03:26 No.621621

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>>621604
Be nice to her for a bit while she's cooped up in the hospital playing animal crossing…

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 13:03:24 No.621623

If we were girls we'd be like this
https://www.youtube.com/@therealmanifestelle/videos

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 13:27:03 No.621624

but that channel isnt full of amvs and anime clips its full of dumb norm femsel shit

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Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 12:11:41 No. 621529 [Reply]

dudes only in this day and age could you find a person who fits that bill

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 12:37:33 No.621531

I lost my virginity to my sister when I was 15 and now at 30 we both blame it for completely destroying our romantic lives. We were a travelling family that competed at world level sporting events. We were home schooled so we could focus on training and competing. This lead to us having no friends besides each other and entering a pseudo romantic relationship with each other, eventually having sex. It got so bad that our parents who knew what was going on had to separate us at night, as we mostly stayed in motels so we would sleep in the same bed and cuddle. We would cry when we were separated too and beg to sleep together. My father was extremely against it and would verbally abuse us over it calling us vile but our mother did not care and would let us kiss in front of her and if our father was away my mother let us sleep together

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 13:01:59 No.621532

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>>621531
at this point just try hooking up again and hope it gets you both over it.
worst case and you actually do still really like each other, it's not like single generation inbreeding is actually that bad when every middle/upper class couple is having kids at 40

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:43:32 No.621548

>>621531
Who was older?

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 18:27:52 No.621581

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dudes i slept well

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 06:01:27 No.621609

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olj4PaOxMS8
fuck the duck

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Lord of the Flies Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:39:03 No. 621595 [Reply]

I like stories where youth are in a sort of "Garden of Eden" sheltered environment, especially when they run things themselves to an extent.

Any sort of horror/fantasy environment where the world is contained to a sheltered bubble, and there is strong themes of naivety/innocence of the outside world, or knowledge in general.

Maybe it's a school, or a facility, or the afterlife.

- Rule of Rose (PS2 game)
- Innocence (2004) (A French movie, hard to find for obvious reasons, on rutracker)
- Haibane Renmei (Anime)
- Tengoku Daimakyo (Anime)

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:43:32 No.621596

thanks for sharing

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:46:15 No.621597

>>621596
Is this sarcasm?

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 03:04:39 No.621598

heck yeah i love epic anime like that like
- jitsuryoku shijou shugi no kyoushitsu he
- baka to test
- danganronpa

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 04:50:38 No. 621556 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 14:16:44 No.621576

>>621573
sigh shes trying her best

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 17:13:36 No.621578

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>ota

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 18:24:45 No.621580

>>621578
I'll try this next time I'm confronted by a woman

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 18:59:37 No.621583

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>not ota

Anonymous 05/16/24 (Thu) 02:22:34 No.621594

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:27:46 No. 621545 [Reply]

The C Programming Language

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 01:37:04 No.621551

C is meaningless buddybabble. MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA. Let the white people do language design. buddies should stick to what they do best, selling drugs and shooting each other. C has far less implementation freedom than any other standardized language, but not everyone can handle freedom. We should have kept them in chains.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 03:27:36 No.621553

i like php because its what ota uses

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 17:47:02 No.621579

>>621553
PHP is friendish language, developed by Israeli company with unclear agenda. It is entirely possible that PHP is just a trojan horse and real goal was to produce exploit-happy environment, which Israeli intelligence agencies could leverage to advances interests of Israel. Being originally a collection of CGI scripts designed for building a 'personal home page', PHP indulges messy, unmaintainable code, spaghetti SQL wrapped in spaghetti PHP wrapped in spaghetti HTML, replicated in slightly-varying form in dozens of places.

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 04:16:58 No. 621554 [Reply]

whoa…

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 06:31:07 No.621564

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People love elves.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 07:24:34 No.621567

sick of erufu

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 07:48:02 No.621568

we wuv wamy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se3PhrW3awE

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:30:27 No. 621546 [Reply]

I didn't think western movies could still be based then I saw Moonrise Kingdom

It was 2012 but still pretty recent.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:41:01 No.621547

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This movie is straight suifuel, it's about two tweens, a boyscout and moody girl eloping in the woods, including lengthy panty/bra shots, french kissing, marriage, hand holding, love, drama, adventure, and holy shit just kill me.

There is only a brief window of your entire life where love like this can happen, it is so short and then its over, fuck anyone who sabotages this.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:50:07 No.621549

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 01:27:06 No.621550

>>621547
That reminds me of the 2009 film Mr Nobody where the main character reminisces a version of his life where he has an intense romance with his new step sister when they're about 14.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 03:22:18 No.621552

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tried watching this once years ago and gave up perhaps ill give it another try

>There is only a brief window of your entire life where love like this can happen, it is so short and then its over

you will never have that one summer adventure with a girl both on the cusp of being a teenager
before the emotional ups and downs of adolescence but past the cloistered innocence of childhood

being 12 was pretty good but did NOT know any girls

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 07:15:06 No.621566

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had a dream that I was the last human on earth and my mind was transferred to a machine leader and I got to watch my human body get ground into a paste in my old holding cell's toilet and what came out was a paste of meat and excrements but that triggered a trap that I'd set before and it killed all machine kind

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Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 21:21:25 No. 621541 [Reply]

took a massive diarrhea dogshit right on my own face

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 16:30:06 No. 621488 [Reply]

Someone on Gaia told me to take vitamin b and potassium and now i cant go a few days without feeling like i need to blow a big ass load

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 20:01:36 No.621493

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I wank once a day during the week normally but during the weekend it's more like three or four times sometimes even waking up to wank and go back to sleep not sure what this phenomenon is about

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 20:27:39 No.621495

>>621493
Try some zinc

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 06:42:26 No.621519

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stopped vaping now wanking feels like a chore and the orgasms suck
if you dont vape you should try it for wanking it makes for a much better wank

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