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Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 22:41:27 No. 595963 [Reply]

I think a rumor that I'm gay started at my job. The office woman said something about girls then said "but I don't know what you're into and it's ok with me either way" and then talked about how she had to later correct a coworker for asking if I had a gf on how that is inappropriate.

I'm tired of the cel life the hurdles never stop even though you tripped over one years ago and now you're being crushed under a pile of hurdles.

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Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 05:56:28 No.596135

dad made me at 40
he was born just after the war
PREDICTABLE

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 12:28:45 No.596155

the biggest motivator i have to rope is the fear of how bad ill feel in a decade or two i dont want to have to wake up and go through that hell white middle aged men commit suicide more than anyone and the ones we have today had vastly better lives than we have so in time there is going to be a mass dieoff of loser loner white millennial men

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 16:01:52 No.596170

cant rope until henri comes back

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 18:44:06 No.596187

>>596170
He posted here a month ago, it was a summer miracle

Anonymous 08/19/23 (Sat) 10:01:14 No.596200

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waiting warmly for my friend to return

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Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 20:02:54 No. 596115 [Reply]

Count the amount of threads in the /ota/ catalog that were made by you, that's how many gfs you will have by the end of the year!

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Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 23:41:46 No.596119

>>596117
crying ota ded dis year foa shur

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 09:14:47 No.596150

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>>596117
ottermang…

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 11:15:49 No.596153

post more anisu

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 14:07:03 No.596157

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Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 17:27:08 No.596181

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Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 05:08:12 No. 595839 [Reply]

Otamin, who is your favorite touhou?

If you are not Otamin, do not reply. I only want to hear Otamin's answer.

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Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 15:50:42 No.596040

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>>596020
It's August he's travelling around SEA.

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 20:21:33 No.596054

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21 otamins and nande

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 20:50:24 No.596056

>>596040
This image reminds me of that time I was ripped from my mother's safe warm belly via the cel section and then told I have to wageslave

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 21:07:43 No.596057

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>hima idiots

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 17:25:30 No.596173

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Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 17:09:59 No. 595994 [Reply]

does hima boys really look like this?

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 17:44:43 No.595998

Sexy Hima Singles In Your Area!

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 08:46:26 No.596138

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ymin 08/13/23 (Sun) 05:44:50 No. 595879 [Reply]

Starting next week ota will be renamed to Y and this will be our new logo. Thoughts?

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Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 07:36:24 No.595932

whymin

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 08:15:07 No.595935

/why/

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 11:10:38 No.595937

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enjoyee the takeover

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 18:02:38 No.596004

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That must be what he's been working on these past ten days

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 14:40:50 No.596088

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Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 16:13:26 No. 590957 [Reply]

mom tried to make me use the expensive girl shampoo that gives you luxurious silky hair but i refused and insisted on the 2 in 1 it was my destiny to be cel

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Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 03:00:45 No.595921

have to pay a lot of money to feel the flesh of a 40 something thai woman

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 06:18:58 No.595929

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just "accidentally" touch your cashier's or waitress' hand when your giving her your hundred dollar bills

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 15:14:27 No.595947

sending you a million virtual hugs. im sorry this happened. you know that he crossed your boundaries and he hurt you. i feel like this is considered rape. take it easy the next few days. reach out to supportive family, friends, co workers. eat good food and sleep well, but also go outside and enjoy the nature. you deserve much better than to have a cel brush his hand against yours.

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 15:37:59 No.595948

only use conditioner dont like shampoo it makes my hair feel weird

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 18:11:32 No.596042

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Anonymous 08/13/23 (Sun) 14:54:30 No. 595891 [Reply]

ぱるぱる

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Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 04:32:51 No.595924

>>595923
oh no oof owie ouch im a norm and your posts hurt me so much i died you can stop posting about us now you won

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 05:14:54 No.595926

>>595922
hey i read this post before!

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 05:16:10 No.595927

i guess it keeps happening feel like he should just throw away the pants that cause the problem

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 05:37:51 No.595928

the norms a forced to see my big white cock through my grey sweatpants

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 11:46:27 No.595938

Caught girls staring at my penis through my sweatpants multiple times I don't like it but I don't care enough to fix it somehow they probably think I'm some sort of sex freak who flips women so much I don't care who sees my junk it's not even big it's just too far forward

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Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 00:13:18 No. 595622 [Reply]

i noticed fruit flies in the kitchen swarming over my bananas so i picked them up to hide them from the flies but they were so ripe that all of them tore from the stems and fell onto the floor and the peelings broke open so i had to eat all of them at once and now im out of bananas but on the plus side they were very good and

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Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 00:45:20 No.595625

fuckoffski

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 23:44:59 No.595715

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A few bad apples spoil the bunch

(A small amount of rot will ruin the whole bunch if left to spread)

There's only a few bad apples, the rest are fine, so ignore the bad ones

(Modern day bootlickers)

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 21:53:26 No.595756

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 22:13:52 No.595773

a bunch of one letter replies, there must be cp on page 2

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 17:54:13 No.595853

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Anonymous 11/17/21 (Wed) 19:48:49 No. 553196 [Reply]

saw this teenbro last night he was twiggy short with a bowl cut thin moustache black white striped shirt and trying to light a cigarette

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Anonymous 07/21/22 (Thu) 15:41:56 No.570668

would be okay with getting mowed by nico at least it isnt mowguy

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 00:21:51 No.595721

he's just like me fr fr

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 00:35:19 No.595722

crying why didnt nico finish mowing down the himaraturds

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 00:38:44 No.595723

she drove her ferrari into the ocean

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 17:54:01 No.595852

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Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 10:58:27 No. 544376 [Reply]

im lonely and have never had sex whos your favorite touhou mines patchouli

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Anonymous 08/14/21 (Sat) 03:03:58 No.545539

gross faggot die

Anonymous 08/14/21 (Sat) 13:45:02 No.545599

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>>545536

Anonymous 08/18/21 (Wed) 22:15:35 No.546673

>>545100
>let
>implying
>>545105
falling asleep watching anime on the couch together and waking up to discover we unconsciously started spooning in our sleep…

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 15:52:34 No.595683

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you wouldn't fuck a 2hu

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 17:53:34 No.595850

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Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 22:58:12 No. 591322 [Reply]

I sacrificed a chance at having a girlfriend, a chance at having a wife, a chance at living and partying as a teenager, as a young adult, a chance at looking handsome and being fit, a chance at making my dreams come true, a chance at succeeding at my career of choice. I sacrificed everything for video games and internet. It's based.

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Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 06:20:09 No.595675

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