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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:30:27 No. 621546 [Reply]

I didn't think western movies could still be based then I saw Moonrise Kingdom

It was 2012 but still pretty recent.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:41:01 No.621547

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This movie is straight suifuel, it's about two tweens, a boyscout and moody girl eloping in the woods, including lengthy panty/bra shots, french kissing, marriage, hand holding, love, drama, adventure, and holy shit just kill me.

There is only a brief window of your entire life where love like this can happen, it is so short and then its over, fuck anyone who sabotages this.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 00:50:07 No.621549

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Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 01:27:06 No.621550

>>621547
That reminds me of the 2009 film Mr Nobody where the main character reminisces a version of his life where he has an intense romance with his new step sister when they're about 14.

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 03:22:18 No.621552

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tried watching this once years ago and gave up perhaps ill give it another try

>There is only a brief window of your entire life where love like this can happen, it is so short and then its over

you will never have that one summer adventure with a girl both on the cusp of being a teenager
before the emotional ups and downs of adolescence but past the cloistered innocence of childhood

being 12 was pretty good but did NOT know any girls

Anonymous 05/15/24 (Wed) 07:15:06 No.621566

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had a dream that I was the last human on earth and my mind was transferred to a machine leader and I got to watch my human body get ground into a paste in my old holding cell's toilet and what came out was a paste of meat and excrements but that triggered a trap that I'd set before and it killed all machine kind

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Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 21:21:25 No. 621541 [Reply]

took a massive diarrhea dogshit right on my own face

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 16:30:06 No. 621488 [Reply]

Someone on Gaia told me to take vitamin b and potassium and now i cant go a few days without feeling like i need to blow a big ass load

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 20:01:36 No.621493

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I wank once a day during the week normally but during the weekend it's more like three or four times sometimes even waking up to wank and go back to sleep not sure what this phenomenon is about

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 20:27:39 No.621495

>>621493
Try some zinc

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 06:42:26 No.621519

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stopped vaping now wanking feels like a chore and the orgasms suck
if you dont vape you should try it for wanking it makes for a much better wank

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 09:01:48 No. 621470 [Reply]

I must have been Genghis Khan in a past life, it's the only explanation for why my lust and ambition is so high yet my life is terrible and I'm a powerless virgin.
Our souls are the same and it must be karma for all the countless asian pussies I raped in my previous life

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 22:51:49 No.621508

>>621506
take a trip to the philippines or thailand as long as you're white some girl will want to fuck you

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:37:31 No.621509

>>621508
SEA is also full of socially awkward weeaboo 30 year old virg women who would love a white weeb bf who makes 20x their country's average salary.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 00:55:44 No.621510

>>621509
is this true

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 02:07:32 No.621513

not permitted to think about real girls please stop putting me in violation

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 02:56:52 No.621514

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4781311

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 16:27:02 No. 621487 [Reply]

>>621474
What a shitty low budget anime. If they made the loli scene 5 minutes longer it would of been saved.

Anonymous 05/14/24 (Tue) 01:54:56 No.621512

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would have*

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Anonymous 05/11/24 (Sat) 22:03:03 No. 621354 [Reply]

fuck ota

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 19:52:25 No.621429

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no u

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 03:54:54 No.621461

Stream bitch.

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 11:34:52 No.621484

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watched the norm movie the screenwriting was tight

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 11:37:15 No.621485

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it had the hotshot T Hanks in it

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 18:11:04 No. 621422 [Reply]

Does anyone have that epic anime screenshot about how a princess needs a tragedy to become the princess or something like that? I can't find it anywhere.

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 19:36:59 No.621427

>>621426
don't worry she loves it

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 22:09:56 No.621430

where is the image

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 03:38:01 No.621456

t said he'll stream if someone posts it

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 11:14:53 No.621479

he also said he would bring gnfos back up

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 11:31:00 No.621483

any day now

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 00:51:12 No. 621440 [Reply]

When you take a hoe to the cat cafe first and none of the cats like her

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 01:17:03 No.621447

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cats know their femcel PREDICTABLE cat ladies in training when they see them

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 02:22:57 No.621448

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all she had to do was not have sex and this would be her…

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 02:39:40 No.621449

would you take a free trip to the cat cafe in exchange for being spermed inside

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 02:44:02 No.621450

probably if a girl did the sperming

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 10:58:50 No.621478

Shes a ho 4 sho

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 22:44:34 No. 621432 [Reply]

me on the left

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 00:05:10 No.621435

im here with a message from henri he said your all gay and stupid

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 03:53:23 No.621460

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this was me yesterday I was in a public swimming pool swimming on my back and a girl crashed into me she laughed it off and said something about us meeting so I got out of the pool and went to one of the saunas 5 minutes later she enters the same sauna I was in I didn't say a word and she went home after like 5 minutes

thanks for listening

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 10:50:26 No.621477

>>621460
there's no denying you could have hit it off

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Anonymous 10/28/22 (Fri) 19:05:08 No. 576417 [Reply]

pussy

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Anonymous 04/24/24 (Wed) 22:26:38 No.619840

absolutely disgusting

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 21:15:38 No.619940

nothing better than spreading a fresh pussy and getting a whiff of the smell

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 22:06:15 No.619943

I think I'm having one of those weird days when I start excreting pheromones the pimply teengirl at the pharmacy kept smiling at me and the cashier girl at the grocery store kept trying to converse with me and then the mexican mother at the other store kept smiling at me and told me to go ahead of her too bad I was born a nice guy otherwise I could be getting pussy

Anonymous 04/25/24 (Thu) 22:16:16 No.619944

next time ask them to show you their pussy

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 05:19:58 No.621465

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pussy

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 07:12:28 No. 621370 [Reply]

Happy mother's Day ota!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS94P1ZGGQA

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Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 00:09:28 No.621437

remember everything vividly, but that's because i have cptsd or something apparently and constantly have flashbacks

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 00:34:33 No.621438

love having a living mom and living dad that i can rely on and get advice from

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 00:40:24 No.621439

>>621436
mom killed herself only 7 years ago actually

i vividly remember dealing with the manic phases even if i don't remember every single one and the times she called me into the bedroom to whisper to me about how demons were coming to kill me

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 02:54:27 No.621451

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uodKR0M57-U

Anonymous 05/13/24 (Mon) 03:41:26 No.621458

>>621437
>>621439
Huh guess it's just me then, as usual
Thank you for answering.

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Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 15:34:46 No. 621412 [Reply]

>ota

Anonymous 05/12/24 (Sun) 18:15:47 No.621423

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me on the left

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