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Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 21:01:17 No. 628436 [Reply]

you are gay.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 21:21:33 No.628439

In a small apartment in Milan, there is a man who goes by the name of Otamin who may be willing to fulfill your wish – for a price. If you wish to continue, buy a plane ticket to Milan and bring a computer and enough clothes and money for at least seven days. Upon arrival, go to the nearest cafe and ask the barista for the oat man. Upon hearing this, the barista will be able to direct you to the mysterious Otamin. Follow his instructions to the letter and do not skip any step. When you reach the apartment the door may be locked. If it is, you must hide in the building until Otamin arrives. If it is unlocked, enter slowly but carefully, saying "I am an incomparable homo please rape my face." Otamin will appear before you wearing nothing but a AC Milan cap. He will ask if you have ever had anal. You must respond in the negative even if it is a lie. You must immediately bare your rear and bend over. Otamin will proceed to stick it in you. When he fills your anus with his love juice, he will tell you that you are the tightest lover he has ever had.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 21:23:47 No.628440

After seven days, Otamin will show you his ota server room. He will bring you into a black windowless van. Let him tie you up and blindfold you until you arrive at the server location. He will guide you into the room and untie you and remove your blindfold. He will then warn you not to touch anything and leave for a coffee break. At this time head to the nearest computer and access the servers. The username "otamin" and the password "faggot" will permit full access to every post and thread ever created, including the child pornography which he has saved for personal use. At this time, open a web browser and access /jp/. This is for cover: do not waste any time on the inane comments of the imageboards. When it has loaded, log into a virtual console then navigate to the prog directory and edit the file containing the thread. If you succeed and are able to log out in time, he will not notice anything wrong and will make you an Admin over all the boards and exempt you from GENUIS. If he catches you, immediately switch to X and tell him you were browsing the imageboards. He will tell you that ordinarily you would not be allowed to leave, but since you must be a very clever hacker to access his server, he will let you leave with a warning never to speak to him again or tell anyone of his location. He will then shoot you with a tranquilizer and you will wake up on the floor outside his apartment. As a final warning, you must never under any circumstances use your Admin login to insult trannies or post to /ghost/, as Otamin records all of his sexual encounters with a hidden camera.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 13:36:42 No.628566

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>watching JAV
>20 minute angle where all you can see is Japanese Hank Hill ass

How do gays do it?

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 13:40:05 No.628567

Who are you quoting?

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Anonymous 05/02/24 (Thu) 16:16:00 No. 620512 [Reply]

so this guy comes up to me and starts making fun of the ghotabros

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Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 03:42:02 No.628462

>>628375
>>628386
It's rude to ignore your runfriends

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 05:07:41 No.628464

y run?

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 09:00:08 No.628549

>>628464
it's easier to run

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 10:39:37 No.628555

cant outrun everything

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 10:42:42 No.628556

i dont run from my problems i simply ignore them

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Anonymous 06/25/23 (Sun) 20:32:51 No. 593399 [Reply]

Why did God make men and women so different from each other if we are supposed to get along with one another and mate?

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Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 09:55:10 No.628550

>>628547
That chapter of the webnovel got deleted and was retroactive to begin with.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 09:57:53 No.628551

han shot first

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 10:08:08 No.628552

It happened in the redundancy spinoff after it finished. It's more like if George said han shot first in rotj or even later when it had happened offscreen to begin with. Then got rid of the scene after it screened in a few theaters.
Which is just weird.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 10:10:53 No.628553

>>628552
And by the scene I mean the scene where they state he shot first a few years later.

Anonymous 08/11/24 (Sun) 10:11:41 No.628554

I am an incomparable homo whatever get a life nerd

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Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 20:15:57 No. 628497 [Reply]

This world has gone to shit.

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Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 21:07:34 No.628506

i heckin love le ebin clown world mene tell us more about ur epic political takes id really luv to hear them

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 22:56:58 No.628516

whatmin thread

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 22:58:31 No.628517

>>628516
Not my thread/OP.

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 22:58:32 No.628518

>>628505
schizoposting: not even once

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 23:30:25 No.628522

>>628517
you hijacked it though

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Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 01:10:51 No. 628381 [Reply]

saw mom folding my bedsheets while wearing her dirty work clothes she let the sheets drag across the floor too guess im putting them straight back into the laundry basket to be rewashed

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Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 19:38:04 No.628424

shut up homo

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 20:24:09 No.628429

actually im bi

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 21:34:08 No.628441

fag

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 21:42:42 No.628442

wouldnt call myself gay but its true ive sucked more cocks than ive eaten pussies

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 03:15:15 No.628461

honk honk

>>628442
have done each of those the same number of times what does that make me

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Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 17:32:07 No. 628312 [Reply]

I just wanted to make sure you guys know that I'm not gay.

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Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 22:33:05 No.628445

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>>628444
What are you talking about it turned out really well?

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 22:41:07 No.628446

>>628444
me on the left u on the right

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 23:04:02 No.628448

(the lemon is my posts)

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 23:10:42 No.628450

>>628428
kokoro loves having things jammed into her holes!

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 03:07:53 No.628459

>>628444
gomenasorry

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Anonymous 08/02/22 (Tue) 05:04:56 No. 571546 [Reply]

What otaku culture things have you done recently?

I hooked up the Soitch and TV in the living room and have been playing Xenoblade Chronicles 2 on it when no one's home

I'm still at the very beginning where you meet Pyra but she's my new waifu

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Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 22:54:11 No.628447

i have some 100 yuan bills thats pretty otaku right

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 23:05:36 No.628449

>>571546
I rolled around naked on the kitchen floors that were covered in hot spicy mustard

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 00:03:59 No.628454

>>628449
that's pretty otaku

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 02:30:10 No.628457

went to the bakery to get some tasty treats and was served by cute authentic jap woman
as i took the products with both hands as per japanese custom one of her fingers glanced mine

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 03:04:20 No.628458

Had matcha and mochi bubble tea( タピオカティー ) and a matcha cream puff (中出し)

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Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 21:01:43 No. 628350 [Reply]

sorry,I have to air it out

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 21:09:50 No.628352

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Ota is too horny today?

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 21:40:01 No.628357

thought i wouldnt be horny but started to get a bone despite flipping the ow girl 4 times last night im tired of this

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 00:23:13 No.628377

she's letting out wafting pussy farts

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 00:27:45 No.628455

Wouldn't mind sniffing it

Anonymous 08/10/24 (Sat) 02:08:12 No.628456

the sniffer

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Anonymous 06/26/24 (Wed) 19:44:56 No. 624514 [Reply]

summer sun
summer fun

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Anonymous 08/04/24 (Sun) 13:57:36 No.627983

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Anonymous 08/04/24 (Sun) 14:02:15 No.627984

why is it untitled

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 11:18:27 No.628402

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Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 11:21:37 No.628403

why is it untitled

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 12:31:41 No.628406

the untitler

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Anonymous 08/26/21 (Thu) 07:41:29 No. 547321 [Reply]

>Homicides only have a 58% chance of being solved

So you mean to tell me you could just spot some norm walking alone and… Well you get the idea

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Anonymous 10/14/22 (Fri) 01:28:18 No.575734

>>575733
you can legally kill minorities in rural oregon since it was founded by white supremacists

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 01:12:47 No.628382

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Saw this today and read about how Alaska is a giant wilderness over twice the size of Texas, communities are spread out far and sparsely, there are hardly any law enforcement and what little there else takes forever to get anywhere when they're dispatched from the main towns. Also that it's where a lot of fugitives and undesirables and other social outcasts go because no one will ever really detect you there, there's so much space.
So given all of those attributes it's basically anarchyland, lots of people just go missing, never to be found or cases solved. Also there's lots of wildlife there to get rid of any evidence too…
>In this remote region near Juneau, Alaska, an astonishing number of people—estimated at 20,000 since the 1970s—have vanished. With an annual average disappearance rate of around 2,250 (more than twice the national average) people, this sparsely populated area has earned its enigmatic reputation.

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:07:22 No.628396

imagine living in alaska

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 07:33:16 No.628398

What a funny looking anime girl, just look at her face haha

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 08:45:44 No.628399

you cant talk about nibutani like that

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Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 14:15:37 No. 628287 [Reply]

Found this Zelda vaporsynthwavecore with only 24 views. I normally wouldn't point it out, but I'd say it's in the top 10% of these kind of whatevercore remix videos. It ticked the same marks as similar videos with hundreds of thousands of views, yet virtually zero views. youtu.be/Rq5US14Hezk

Yet every video I am recommended IT'S OGRE FOR Mr.Beast 6.5 million views 2 weeks ago

If you ever wondered who watches this stuff, it seems to be third-worlders. I've seen multiple third-world travel videos where the kids come up to [white guy] and go "u no Mr.Beast???"

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Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 20:21:32 No.628346

i thought this was going to be stupid but it was actually pretty comfy and nice. The gifs got lazy quickly after the third song

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 20:41:41 No.628348

sad

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 23:14:19 No.628373

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God's aesthetic sense is described in the second half of Exodus.

It gives precise instructions on how to build the Ark of the Covenant. The specific wood that is to be used, what is to be gold plated, or what is to be solid gold.

IMO the most notable motif, is the angels with their wings spread over it.

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 23:17:50 No.628374

spam

Anonymous 08/09/24 (Fri) 00:51:56 No.628379

love whatmin bible talk

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Anonymous 10/31/22 (Mon) 19:09:43 No. 576570 [Reply]

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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Anonymous 01/17/24 (Wed) 01:56:30 No.609125

>>609121
If you want something make it happen don't whine until given it that only works for children

Anonymous 02/07/24 (Wed) 22:03:53 No.610302

girls have squishy pussies and pube stubble that feels pleasantly roguh

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 21:24:40 No.628354

Hello I love cute idols too.
the hey cute good touch wet warm pussy! LET'S RAPE THAT PUSSY

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 21:49:58 No.628359

just a couple of sacks of meat

Anonymous 08/08/24 (Thu) 22:44:42 No.628366

just a couple of sacks of meat that I shove my cock in between them

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