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No. 591187 [Reply]

I bought another gun
My killing power has increased
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No.591262

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I own a high-powered assault rifle, I own a 12-gauge double barrel shotgun, I own a regular shotgun, I own a regular hunting rifle, I own a 9mm, a 357, a 45 handgun, a 38 special, and, erm… I own an m-16 fully automatic ground assault rifle…

No.591383

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No.591438

>>591262
miriota are scary

No.591452

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No.591523

Happy Saint Elliot's Day Ota!!



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No. 591493 [Reply]

The norms always go on about a "support network" for hard times but all of my family members are sad and frequently talk about wanting to die and all of the internet people I know are sad and want to die and lots have substance addictions and everything is reclining is there anyone that is still happy in this world
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No.591508

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>>591507
loved playing with dolls as a kid is it any surprise i ended up continuing buying dolls into adulthood

No.591516

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>>591495
Evolutionary psychology is possibly the most stupid thing currently believed that has any sort of perceived scientific authority.

Evolution as a whole is the modern day equivalent of medieval scientists saying everything revolves around the Earth, and being absolutely sure of it because of the scientific evidence they observe.

Well, everything does rotate around us.

Well, these bones seem like they could've evolved into those bones.

Honestly the first belief is even less stupid, and the latter is the genuine actual belief of many people today, it's not even an over-simplified statement, there's nothing else to add, they unironically believe that with no other evidence at all, just looking at the bones and making a baseless assumption.

No.591517

>>591516
Aren't you the one with the belief that there is a magical man in the sky who created us in his image? How is that more logical?

No.591518

>>591517
The difference is there's no campaign to brainwash the masses into thinking it's scientific.

No.591521

>>591507
i used to have one of these
https://youtu.be/AG_xSomDMYk
its my moms now i think she might play with it sometimes



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No. 590550 [Reply]

>Please excuse my poor English when windows 10 tries to make me to download theyre shitty update
>mfw leave computer on for a month without turning it off so i dont install there shitty update
>Please excuse my poor English audio starts cutting in and out and the only way to fix it is restarding
why is this shitty company have a monopoly on the computers market again?
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No.590708

always

No.590711

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>>590707
Linus Tech Tips had a video on this

TLDW it's pretty hard to damage components like that, I just touch something metal

No.591509

I tried it (Ubuntu). Proton is cool, it really is as easy as installing a game the same way you would on Windows. Path of Exile ran excellently, although I had some screen tearing in one zone that didn't appear anywhere else that I tested. I wasn't in the mood to fiddle with the settings or try different versions of Proton so I moved on to some other games, which all ran perfectly with no screen tearing. Thank you buttmin.

No.591511

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>>590707
summer is coming so you'll have to do that anyways to beat the heat

No.591514

I drew the line when win7 support ended and never looked back. Gaming is better on console anyways but if you say that on an imageboard, all the poor autistic neets flip their shit



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No. 547272 [Reply]

uuuu
uuu! uuuuu uu!
uuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
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No.547283

i do this

No.547292

uuuu

No.547350

tard

No.591491

retard noises

No.591498

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I TOLD YOU TO STOP MAKING THAT NOISE



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No. 591489 [Reply]

>ota

No.591490

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>buy something or get the fuck out



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No. 591464 [Reply]

me vs the norms

No.591468

your head is bleed profusely you don't look like youre winning

No.591469

the norms always win because the winners decide whats normal

No.591474

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John Stalvern waited. The lights of his rectangle blinked and sparkled. There were norms in the house. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to his mom were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was an imageboard enthusiast for sixteen years. When he was young he watched the monitors and he said to dad "I want to post on the forums daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY NORMS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got older he stopped. But now in his neet hovel he knew there were norms.
"fried up some dogs" - a text from mom downstairs. "you must come out once in a while to eat with me and my friends!"
So John gotted his walmart wood chopping axe and charged through the door and down the stairs.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" screamed the norms
"I will call the cops" said the cybernorm and he took out his normphone. John lunged at him and tried to axe him up but was pathetically weak. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the norms" he shouted
Then mom cried "No, John. You are the norm"
And then John was a norm.



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No. 591126 [Reply]

guess who got butthurt about being an hopeless romantic and deleted their site again
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No.591193

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A coffee, perhaps? While you wait for gn to come up?

No.591194

he's getting ready for diablo 4 he doesn't have time to waste deleting the 'za

No.591195

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>>591193
I'm going to drink fresh ground coffee and vape cannabis right now thank you.

No.591202

>>591194
me too

No.591467

>>591128
hes live right now



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No. 536637 [Reply]

≧▽≦

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No.538965

she's so cute

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No. 577409 [Reply]

got my ducks in a row
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No.577419

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Delicious DUCK

No.577420

bigstock more like bigcock

No.577423

stroking my bigcock

No.591456

took the boat out on the water this morning and 5 mallards flew overhead then landed nearby and 1 male splashed around with the 3 females while the other male just floated by himself



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No. 566621 [Reply]

Have you ever considered becoming a hat person?

Hats were widely used historically because they served several purposes. In the cold they keep your head warm. In the heat they keep your head cool. They keep the sun out of your eyes. They can denote certain cultural ties or traits you abide to.
There are a lot of hats to choose from, they can be simple or extravagant and vary greatly in price. You can even make your own hat if you want to add a personal touch. In cartoons there are a lot of characters that have a hat added to them to sum up their persona. They become a hat person.

I just don't know what hat is the hat for me because after you become a hat person you live and breathe your hat it has to come along wherever you go. People will definitely notice and when you are mentioned they will say "that guy with the x hat."
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No.567032

I have! I have considered becoming a hat person!
But I don't know… I actually don't like hats that much and any hat that I do think looks kinda nice you don't really see people wear normally. People only wear baseball caps.

I would like a big strawhat to keep the sun off my face. Since I don't wear my suncreen daily like I'm supposed to. The was a man selling them on the highway but I was too anxious to buy

No.567085

Head gets sweaty when I wear hats.

No.591434

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Raise your social status by becoming a failed musician type. Dumb and overtly confident: a combination no girl is able to resist.

No.591435

>>591434
sigh kita breaks all the girls hearts shes so dashing

No.591449

j



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No. 591392 [Reply]

did that half crouch thing to talk to some manlet the other day

No.591395

"well what can i do for ya little man?"

No.591414

"Hey, there pee-wee!"
"What's the problem?"

No.591444

e



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No. 550065 [Reply]

You're such a beautiful freak
I wish there were more like you
Too good for this world
But I hope you will stay
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No.591312

t…

No.591315

im freak im freak im flippin freak

No.591412

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"==I'M NOT A FAGGOT=="

- Jonathan Howsmon Davis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LsZt6z4_0I

No.591413

story from years ago

i was driving through town i was 17 and pulled over to pick up a girl hitchhiker she was i guess a bit older and upset over something and i was playing korn in the car and she asked if i had that song "daddy" so i found it on my forth gen ipod and put it on as we drove back to her house

anyway i thought it was kinda odd and dropped her off and she thanked me and that was it

No.591443

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