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Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 19:19:01 No. 576028 [Reply]

I remember when I was a girl in Ireland there was a girl who lived in our village, such a bonny girl, much admired, and she took to touching herself. First she went pale, then she got dark circles under eyes, and people began to wonder, and then she went thin, and people began to suspect, and then she became a hopeless imbecile, because the jelly of her brain was melted by what she did to herself and flowed away, and then people knew for certain. Now she has to be handcuffed for 24 hours a day.

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Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:15:38 No.576047

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crying they made doggy boycock real but dany is already dead and gone and didn't live to see it

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:18:18 No.576048

>>576043
So that's a no

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 04:37:41 No.576049

dont have boy friends so think even a boy doggie wouldnt want to spend time with me

Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 05:12:38 No.576050

Sometimes when I'm in a good mood I think about adopting a dog from the shelter but then I come to my senses and realize how bad of an idea it is considering I don't own my home and don't know if I would even be alive two years from now

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 13:46:02 No.576114

>>576050
if those doggies stay in the shelter they wont be alive in two years either

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Anonymous 01/15/22 (Sat) 01:50:29 No. 557830 [Reply]

went to the store to get some blogs
there are benches out the front and a teenie girl was sitting on it in a dress with her leg up on the bench
pulled up right in front and could easily see her panties
they were black not cute white ones so didnt stand out that much from her black dress
flippin shameless

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Anonymous 10/20/22 (Thu) 22:38:55 No.576094

>be me
>walk into ota
>see the OP picture
>pull out cock and start
>spraying cum immediately

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 00:04:06 No.576100

>see female
>cum immediately
>ejaculate out entirety of bodily fluids
>die

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 05:51:09 No.576106

>>576100
one less boid

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 07:37:11 No.576108

>>576106
tranny

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 09:44:15 No.576109

Cute girls who have pussies and their pussies are cute and hello can we touch those pussies and have sex with them.

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Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 19:43:20 No. 575987 [Reply]

If WW1 never happened there wouldn't have been a Russian revolution creating the USSR. WW2 wouldn't have happened because it stems from unfair treaties the Germans had to agree to after WW1. If WW2 never happened then Israel wouldn't exist. We wouldn't have killed off tens of millions of people in war and famine in the 20th century. We wouldn't have completely destabilized and destroyed Europe twice.

I think we're still suffering the consequences of those two world wars. Even today this stupidity continues. The war in Ukraine happening right now is actually between America+friends and Russia+friends, Ukraine is merely the proxy state it's taking place in. It is the dominant globohomo American/western/friendish capitalist elite hegemony literally trying to rule the entire world Vs. the few left who wish to remain independent.

This is why I support Russia in the war. If no one stands up to them, there will not be a single place left on Earth you can run to that isn't ruled by their same laws, financial systems, and disgusting "culture". With no foreign enemies left the only enemy left will be their own people, for which they will continue to develop increasingly advanced surveillance systems and bureaucracy to control.

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Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 16:48:53 No.576022

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You literally cannot open a modern laptop without these and even then you are always at the risk of scratching your precious magnesium cover if you are not careful. It's not that it's impossible, it's just really difficult. Besides these covers are meant to be opened for cleaning and upgrades (what's frustrating is that it's much easier than it was 10 years ago since nearly every component can be swapped and replaced) so I honestly have no idea why laptop manufacturers make them this way.

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 17:08:45 No.576024

dont see why you'd ever need to open the anime box linux users really are incomprehensible

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 17:57:26 No.576025

>>576024
*GNU/Linux

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 18:15:41 No.576026

>>576012
I think everyone who supports gulaghomo is a fucking retard.

Anonymous 10/19/22 (Wed) 18:15:53 No.576027

>>576024
Actually it came with Wangblows 11 but I am going to downgrade to a W10 LTSC and disable as much spyware as I can.

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Anonymous 10/14/22 (Fri) 23:10:33 No. 575787 [Reply]

i exert stress when i export beats
that exhilarate the heart and exterminate the weak
execution level next, no way to explain it
im XXX bitch, triple X rated

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Anonymous 10/14/22 (Fri) 23:43:08 No.575797

whats hima

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 15:47:54 No.575981

every thread i post in

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 16:49:47 No.575982

>>575797
a wretched hive of scum and villainy

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 17:51:22 No.575983

NOThing wretched

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 17:56:52 No.575985

one NOThing wrong with me
two NOThing wrong with me
three NOThing wrong with me
four NOThing wrong with me

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Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 06:38:00 No. 575871 [Reply]

Shut up Shinji! Uh huh huh huh

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Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 17:14:27 No.575936

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Hey Popuko, this guy sucks.
>>575933

Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 22:14:18 No.575955

>>575926
his friend is a retard

Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 23:23:22 No.575956

hes just like me

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 03:21:54 No.575963

im tard

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 06:42:58 No.575967

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I'm looking for the "shut up and die" popuko image

Ty in advance memesters, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

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Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 19:13:54 No. 575946 [Reply]

merorin waws here, you guys are faggots

Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 20:53:58 No.575947

henri hated meronazis

Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 21:03:35 No.575948

i guess meromin's getting lonely again
maybe i'd post a couple times on his board if he allowed flag hiding so i don't have a pseudo-trip because no one else is from my country

Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 21:38:36 No.575950

>>575948
i only post when someone else with my flag posts so it looks like its him making my posts and not me

Anonymous 10/17/22 (Mon) 21:56:28 No.575952

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>>575948
esl

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 02:36:51 No.575962

>>575948
why don't you uh go back to your own country haha esl

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Anonymous 06/24/22 (Fri) 14:54:03 No. 568681 [Reply]

So happy for the internet and that thanks to it i was able to meet so many fun friends from vtubers to seiyuu to idols to anime girls. Sometimes I get scared of how alone i would be without all my anime friends, but then I remember all my anime friends are there for me so I don't have to be scared

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Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 00:26:03 No.575863

I remember my friend

Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 00:26:37 No.575864

sigh wonder how his appeal went

Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 02:53:13 No.575868

>>575863
he was our friend he posted here he loved christmas cakes

Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 06:18:08 No.575870

henri loved christmas cakes with hairy private parts

Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 13:36:11 No.575880

i wish henri would do a react stream to superstar

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Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 13:14:08 No. 575878 [Reply]

wish i was born a futanari girl so i could cum 20+ times a day and still feel cute

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Anonymous 07/03/21 (Sat) 02:52:16 No. 539614 [Reply]

the salt and oil popcorn i got is simply too salty, thanks for your patience and understanding but i will be returning to the kettle popcorn

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Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 17:39:29 No.575829

its pooping time

Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 18:23:46 No.575834

its ripping time

Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 19:21:28 No.575837

it's farting time

Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 19:48:55 No.575838

pooped hbu

Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 20:29:32 No.575839

learned how to drive today mom freaked

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Anonymous 08/11/21 (Wed) 16:31:09 No. 544956 [Reply]

*crunch*

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Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 01:32:13 No.575802

>>575800
And I want you to answer my question. The show will do whatever it likes to the tanuki, but this is something you can do something about. How about answering my question?

Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 01:42:21 No.575803

How is Anya these days?

Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 01:43:33 No.575804

wef bugsnax

Anonymous 10/15/22 (Sat) 16:18:26 No.575820

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