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Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 16:02:06 No. 612423 [Reply]

>he literally spams his picture at me
>nakama turns into a cute little project
is it really so easy

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Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 19:52:36 No.612438

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>>612428
I don't think he's that old.

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 01:45:53 No.612488

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>>612438
WAKE ME UP (wake me up inside) CAN'T WAKE UP

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 05:42:20 No.612500

>>612424
What did it say?

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 13:25:36 No.612513

NYAMY HATE

Anonymous 03/04/24 (Mon) 13:59:55 No.612623

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Anonymous 03/04/24 (Mon) 03:26:40 No. 612584 [Reply]

im going to need some help with my umbreon

Anonymous 03/04/24 (Mon) 05:30:57 No.612595

pokemon dont wear clothes

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Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 19:42:35 No. 612521 [Reply]

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 20:06:31 No.612535

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Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 20:03:26 No. 612440 [Reply]

If I could goon back in time everything would be perfect.

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 20:05:06 No.612441

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try if it works?

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 20:05:21 No.612528

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Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 00:14:18 No. 612108 [Reply]

Why is the average height in Northern Italy 6'3/1,9m? They don’t look white but they are all tall and mog me to death. I am the shortest manlet in Milano Centrale train station besides pajeet immigrants. Also they speak Lombard and not Italian so I can’t understand anything with their bbzzzshhhhszhhs babble.

I heard 4 Lombards arguing about which car the terroni buy when they get their Camorra money. One said a Porsche the other said Ford Mustang. They were laughing loudly and were quite passionate about it.

I need to go to the slums of Napoli maybe I won’t get towered there. This is too brutal.

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Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 16:53:27 No.612181

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>>612153
Snapped a pic of otamin

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 17:40:28 No.612182

>that guy I know runs some watering holes but he always has a weary modus towards head foggers and I drift off
what does this mean

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 18:42:16 No.612184

>>612181
Just the way I pictured him

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 17:39:13 No.612431

This bitch. She went to Italy to study cooking along with a bunch of gay students and apparently they have a thing of whipping out their dicks and calls me out. I get pissed off, whip it out, and she's not even looking at me. Says she's seen enough to tell the size by face and went back to cooking. Now I got my dick in my hand looking like a retard.

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 01:41:09 No.612479

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Anonymous 11/08/21 (Mon) 15:00:22 No. 552513 [Reply]

uh oh… stnky

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Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 20:11:51 No.571247

>>571208
even jellyfish?

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 13:31:52 No.612395

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>>571208
can u explan how does the sperm evolve into a human beaing

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 14:25:09 No.612416

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>>612395
God basically programmed it with DNA.

You can think of atoms and elemental molecules as the low level building blocks everything is made out of, if they are binary, then DNA is C.

DNA is God's programming language where he directed the dust of the world, the atoms and molecules, into living forms.

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 14:51:18 No.612418

>>612416
wow thats pretty cool but why does it take 9 months of gestation instead of it being next day delivery like amazon

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 01:40:47 No.612477

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Anonymous 03/02/22 (Wed) 13:58:02 No. 560705 [Reply]

happy birthday Sakura!

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Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 08:36:34 No.612388

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going cherry blossom viewing with ota

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 09:12:01 No.612389

the wormy brother-raped girl

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 09:22:36 No.612390

long petioles

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 11:37:57 No.612391

>>612388
Hanamitai

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 01:40:38 No.612476

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Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 08:48:37 No. 612252 [Reply]

crying for loco-chan its hard being a locodol

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Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 15:44:32 No.612288

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>>612264
loco is everyones idol she cant get married!

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 03:01:21 No.612379

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happy happy loco-chan

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 05:01:26 No.612383

loco…

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 05:30:57 No.612384

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locodols

Anonymous 03/03/24 (Sun) 01:40:31 No.612475

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Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 02:33:50 No. 612225 [Reply]

When I'm walking through my college campus and I pass the smokers, coughing it up with one another I stop and ask them if I can "bum" a cig. They usually oblige, and I take the little white stick from them and snap it in half like a twig and throw the pieces on the ground.

They look at me, dumbfounded, usually spouting a "bro, what the fuck?" and I tell them I just saved them 5 minutes of their life and they should be thanking me.

They never than me. It's a thankless job, but one that needs to be done.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 02:48:45 No.612227

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Let's be real Poindexter, you'd never do this, and if you did your dweeb ass would be getting an atomic wedgie.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 09:23:07 No.612254

I hate smokers they're gross and evil

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 19:38:28 No.612330

can i bum a fag mate

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 19:50:56 No.612332

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I agree cigarettes are gross

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 20:27:35 No.612447

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Anonymous 02/17/24 (Sat) 01:57:08 No. 611207 [Reply]

Full stop is not an End coz we can write a new sentence after it so Failure is not the real End n It can be a real beginning of Success.

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:18:02 No.612243

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Check out this FLCL AMV uploaded 2 weeks ago

This song is dope!

>SPIT IN MY FACE! - [ThxSoMch] [FLCL] [AMV]
https://youtu.be/0GikUJBeT28

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 04:36:30 No.612244

>>612243
Shit neo-woman garbage

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 19:08:59 No.612327

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>Lucky Star-Sink Into Me-Taking Back Sunday AMV
https://youtu.be/Z-YL3J1G1zE

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 14:13:27 No.612404

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Anonymous 03/07/22 (Mon) 02:45:55 No. 560915 [Reply]

Onii-chaaan, is it bedtime yet?

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Anonymous 03/07/22 (Mon) 17:20:41 No.560950

>>560947
HOT HOT HOT

Anonymous 03/07/22 (Mon) 19:15:38 No.560953

nice nyancat in the lower right also you need to get washed up before bedtime you've got mud on you

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 08:13:17 No.612250

Yes darling but first I'll give you a bath

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 16:28:08 No.612294

thinking about the otacalls we did a few years ago and how there was a girl in the voice calls. I wonder if she still posts here

Anonymous 03/02/24 (Sat) 14:13:19 No.612403

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Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 19:21:55 No. 544415 [Reply]

dual n back
meditation
mental arithmetic
spaced repetition
microdosing lsd
imagestreaming
underwater swimming
biofeedback
brainstorming
tantra
dopamine detoxification
colloidal gold
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cute girls 06/23/22 (Thu) 14:34:48 No.568624

>>568609
how so?

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 19:13:05 No.568633

>>568624
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexicans#Ethnic_groups

Anonymous 02/29/24 (Thu) 22:32:50 No.612199

bumping for research

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 17:21:05 No.612300

wow this takes me back, forgot all about this list
back when i had hope in life

Anonymous 03/01/24 (Fri) 22:27:44 No.612353

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