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No. 577968 [Reply]

Just finished Genesis. Here's my recap:

4004 BC creation, Adam and Eve, first sin and the fall, God curses the world.
Pre-flood world is very different, many dinosaurs, nephilim, etc.
2348 BC the global flood happens, destroys almost all life on Earth, many canyons and layers of Earth that took "millions of years" were formed rapidly in this catastrophic event, animals were rapidly buried and fossilized, marine animals are found on the peaks of mountains today even Mt.Everest (Genesis 7, flood covered all the mountain tops).
Flood ceases, only 8 people left on Earth, Noah, his 3 sons and their wives, the resulting humanity lives mostly together until 2242 BC where they built the Tower of Babel and God scatters them across the face of the Earth and gives them different languages (early 2000 BCs is where the first ancient civilizations begin with few disputed older dates)
One of them is Egypt (Mizraim, son of Ham)
1996 BC Abraham is born, has a soon Isaac, who has a son Jacob.
Jacob is later renamed to Israel ("fights with God") after wrestling with an angel in the desert.
Israel gives birth to 12 sons (spoiler: they become the patriarchs of the 12 tribes of Israel)
One of them is Joseph, who was hated by his brothers so they sold him to slave traders, who sold him to Egypt.
Joseph becomes second-in-command to Pharaoh after making accurate predictions.
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No.577969

Hard to care about what God says when cels are born here just to suffer and rope

No.577976

Last time I tired reading I only got up to the Tower of Babel, but wow I didn't know all that happened in Genesis. I thought Genesis ended with Abraham, and everything after was another book. Longer than I thought.



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No. 543361 [Reply]

Good night, ota.
おやすみなさい
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No.543779

dont like it its scary

No.543796

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No.543798

thought this was a soyjak

No.543799

>>543798
It's a japanese soyjak

No.577964

scared



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No. 549546 [Reply]

Got them cel blues
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No.553854

>>553852
When are you going to give us some grandchildren

No.553855

>>553853
I thought it was valentines
Unless you mean Japanese christmas

No.553857

every day is cel persecution day

No.577909

happy cel persecution day

No.577959

dont cel blogs i crack em



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No. 577949 [Reply]

girls react to me walking into the club 2nite

No.577954

little bust a move



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No. 577881 [Reply]

Sigh waiting on my [6 foot 7] GF to end this loneliness

No.577883

alcoholic slag

No.577917

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Why would you want a gf taller than you wtf

No.577952

>>577917

I'm baby



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No. 553761 [Reply]

11(いい)2(にわ)4(し) = 11 (Ī ) 2 (ni wa) 4 (shi) -> 良い庭師 ``Good Gardener''
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No.553814

when is 2 pronounced にわ

No.553816

when it's ajar?

No.577910

Happy Good Gardener Day

No.577924

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``Good Gardener'' celebration!!!!

No.577925

>>577924
I'm still waiting on an answer in that other thread.



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No. 574127 [Reply]

After years of port-begging the Persona 5 Royal Steam page is up.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1687950/Persona_5_Royal/
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No.576492

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No.576493

>>576489
You would have been arrested
If you aren't Chad you are not permitted to so much as look at females in public

No.577291

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Haha

No.577293

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I really like the SMT 4 outfits. Never played Royal and there's far more things changed from the base game than I thought. Everything is just so well thought out and polished.

No.577912

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Wtf stop boner



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No. 577684 [Reply]

brainblasting how norms slave 40 hours every week for 40 years only to end up with nothing to show for it
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No.577784

uh duh

No.577797

>>577780
i like hot chocolate because it tastes good unlike coffee

No.577803

starting the day off with a nice big glass of grapefruit juice

No.577845

gross

No.577884

not gross



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No. 577701 [Reply]

Post your gaming setups
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No.577828

glad i never grew up

No.577829

love being a norm plain and simple.

No.577832

is that so

No.577835

yes im norm

No.577837

how can you tell if youre norm



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No. 577750 [Reply]

When did you learn
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No.577768

>>577752
You talk as if the blackpill was somehow proven wrong

No.577771

cant believe i fell for turds blackpills when he was a fakecel the whole time

No.577786

turt are you seeing this?

No.577796

>>577786
turd you smelling this

No.577806

>>577796
yes I am and it smells enchanting



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No. 577775 [Reply]

how do i stop myself from turning into toreador
i tick pretty much all the boxes

☑️ Functionally tripfag all the time
☑️ Became famous from making jannies mad that one time
☑️ Own an anime imageboard
☑️ Lead a cult that watches my shitty streams
☑️ No job
☑️ No girlfriend
☑️ Waste money on gachashit

only thing that separates us is about 8 years…………….
i even have a shitty niece now………..

No.577777

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No.577778

who dis lol

No.577785

>>577777
thank you for protecting the get

No.577787

protected with some normbooru shite

No.577788

Protected with a protected love live idol heritage image you mean.



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No. 577730 [Reply]

which one are YOU?

No.577731

I'm not introverted, I just haven't found my Friends yet.

No.577736

when i was a kid i wouldnt be able to talk in front of strangers or in public and i would just hide behind my moms leg whenever there was a stranger or adult present then in my teenyears i started wearing hoodies to hide my face and still barely spoke at all a lot of people mistook me for a girl when i was a kid and teen and looking at some of my old pictures i can see why i had very cute feminine features and medium to long length feminine looking hair and i guess shyness is more of a girl thing i would also refuse to eat my food if any of the different vegetables were mixed together and not perfectly separated into their own sections and i wouldnt go to bed until my mom read something to me even until i was 13 or 14

No.577739

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next year i'll make my big debut and become popular

No.577741

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It is human nature to be social and enjoy being around people.
Introversion or whatever is simply a result of having an abusive childhood (bad parents/bullying by peers/etc).

No.577745

neither im NOT an introvert i interact with people just fine simply never leave my room because theres no reason to



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