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No. 506890 [Reply]

They didn't bring their umbrellas on purpose.

No.506891

clever nozomari trick

No.506900

almost as clever as the omurice trick

No.506901

kanan's face says mari has pulled this trick a double digit number of times



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No. 506898 [Reply]

What did you write for your Tanabata wish Umi?

Eh? You just want Henri back? Who's Henri…


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No. 462401 [Reply]

Well, would you look at that.
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No.496613

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Is this outfit too revealing?

No.496614


No.496625

>>496613
Yes I can see absolutely everything.

No.506884

Bumping best poster thread.

No.506887

>>506884
some day these threads too will wilt just like flower friends did.



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No. 506764 [Reply]

Why did the norms keep calling me boss
I'm not your boss I don't even work here
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No.506872

>>506863
What do I do
Is this a single mother thing

No.506873

>>506872
You tell them "Hey, could you please stop calling me 'boss'? You can call me Kyoko instead, thanks"

And they'll call you Kyoko instead, thanks.

No.506876

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>>506873
TOSHINO KYOUKOOOOOO

No.506877

I get that too. Are you on the shorter side OP? I think they're using it diminutive. Next time they call you boss ask them to repeat themselves while menacingly cracking your knuckles and roll up your sleeves revealing your gang tattoos. That's what I do anyways.

No.506882

>>506877
No, I'm average height and one of the guys yesterday was shorter than me.
I don't have any tattoos because I'm not a mindless norm.



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No. 506829 [Reply]

I called in sick again!

No.506831

I don't need to because I "work" from home I am an incomparable homo

No.506834

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Was working from home early this year because my boss decided I do good work but my autism should be quarantined but then I had to go back because someone else quit then a month later the China flu flared up and I get to work from home again 2020 has been a considerably based year

No.506840

I got called in sick!

No.506880

Why would you want to work from home? The only reason I got a job is to escape the mental illness being at home all day causes me.

No.506881

>>506880
The norms



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No. 506858 [Reply]

Lolimo has been turned into a plushie, that's why she can't post no more

grrrrrr

No.506862

oh nooooooo

No.506864

how do we turn her back??

No.506865

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>>506864
You have to threaten her.

No.506866

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>>506864
She needs a kissu from the princess

No.506878

gaaaawoooo!!!



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No. 492129 [Reply]

ATTENTION
ATTENTION
THERE IS A PERVERT ON THE LOOSE
STAY INDOORS AND DO NOT TRY TO APPREHEND IT
REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY TO STUDENT COUNCIL IMMEDIATELY
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No.492173

>>492164
>30 year old
>in his teens

No.492180

>>492164
>SUSPECT IS A 30 YEAR OLD MALE IN HIS TEENS
I am an incomparable homo

No.492196

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I want these girls to take a shit and use my face as toilet paper.

No.496642

>>492196
Gross.

No.506859

what color is the pervert alert?

Amber Alert is a missing child
Silver Alert is a missing old person



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No. 506716 [Reply]

Room for one more, hun?
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No.506774

>>506771
Those are bulky and permanently burn your knees with prolonged use

No.506778

>>506774
I can't believe we've come to this point in history and no one has solved this problem…

No.506796

>>506778
The problem has been solved, by the invention of the smartphone.

No.506797

>>506774
i usually just leave mine in my bed and lay on my side or belly so i dont have to deal with this problem

No.506856

yes i'll have an order of the cutie on the left



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No. 506820 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

No.506845

hello, stupid haircut police? yeah, we've got another one.

No.506848

>>506845

short bangs are cute and you just want to hide peoples foreheads

No.506854

>>506848
>short bangs are cute
if you think looking like a retarded baby who slipped with a pair of scissors in their hand is cute then sure



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No. 489505 [Reply]

What do you do when the pain gets overwhelming
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No.496685


No.506809

>>489511
its summer now what do we do

No.506824

>>506809
ketamine

No.506838

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>>489510
Correct answer.

No.506839

>>506809
* Take a nap in the shade
* Scream into the ocean or lake until you stop making bubbles
* Drink a big glass of ice and water to beat the heat
* Stretches in the morning sun



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No. 506711 [Reply]

>ota
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No.506786

>>506783
You mean kaguya?

No.506803

>>506786
What other anime could that possibly be

No.506805

>>506803
Hamefura

No.506808

They're still making school anime? I thought being in another world was the new hotness.

No.506810

>>506808
Being in another world at high school is the new hotness.



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No. 505919 [Reply]

There's literally no reason to post here if neither, Henri, !Bar or Lolimo aren't posting anymore. I'1l give this place one week, otherwise I'm leaving too.
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No.506358

hard day at work bumping idol threads, time to clock out and cash in my otapesos from my crunchyroll sub

No.506798

What the Fuck is Wrong With You People?

No.506799

>>506798
Why Write Like This, Schizo?

No.506800

>>506799
None of Your Business, Grammar Nazi.

No.506802

>>506800
It's All My Business And I'm Just A Regular Nazi



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