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No. 453809 [Reply]

I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat.

No.453810

try not eating then faggot

No.453811

exercise to lose all the calories then and enjoy your post exercise high!



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No. 423748 [Reply]

I haven't played THE iDOLM@STER: Shiny Colors yet but Sakuya is already the best girl.
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No.453711

I want to live in Sakuya's bush.

No.453713

She must be the smelliest idol.

No.453718

>>453713
In a good way though.

No.453731

pubic sweat idol

No.453732

Moist



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No. 453677 [Reply]

Sigh there's this cute chink at work and I think I love her but I can't tell if she's my age or 37 because East Asian genetics. What do?
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No.453712

>>453684
If you think women vary much between races I have a painful pill for you.

No.453714

>>453705
haha look at this idiot talking nonsense. I am an incomparable homo

No.453719

>>453714
Please forgive my rudeness

No.453721

>>453705
haha hopeless romantic? uh I think you mean insel haha

No.453723

>>453712
Oh yeah? Give me the pill then I can take it



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No. 453657 [Reply]

This one's for the outcasts.

The NEETs, the virgins, the late transitioners, the funposters, the porn addicts, the autists, the cucks, the pedophiles, the misogynists, the spammers, the racists, the hapas, the radical feminists, the furries, the hideously ugly, the retarded, the bereaved, the scat fetishists, the gay men who hate hook ups, the jilted and recently divorced. This is for the homeless, the directionless, the loveless, the jobless.

This is for everybody who's ever hated everybody. This is for the people who can't imagine being alive in three years. This is for the folks who always felt alone. This is for those who will leave nothing behind.

I'm not here to tell you things will get better. I'm not here to tell you you have potential. I'm here to tell you that you matter.

Even though we never met, we all suffered. For many of us life was hell. We cried and we hid it. We were lonely and friendless in a world of lonely, friendless people, and we met nobody.

It's fucking sad. I really wish it wasn't like this. I wish people didn't have friends or enemies, and everybody was kind to everybody. I wish I changed and I wish all of you changed. I wish I found another person like myself and made them happy.

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No.453658

Calling a divorced person an outcast alongside those other people you listed is a joke

No.453689

>>453658
mad *ncel

No.453699

>>453689
Well considering 80% of marriages end in divorce…



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No. 409625 [Reply]

Sometimes I spend hours upon hours watching candid videos from regular Japanese girls dancing or at karaoke (pronounced ka-ra-o-keh).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE4P9sdQskM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWTkh_HRLtw

Does this make me weird?
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No.453673

>>442927
Maybe because YT had all that negative press about people watching 6 year olds dance and do yoga and fapping to it

No.453674

gross boid thread got bumped, gross!!

No.453681

>>453673
It is.

When this thread was made, it was extremely easy to find related videos.

They entirely broke the algorithm though for all of Youtube because of the bad press about people fapping to "gymnastics" videos and shit.


It's gotten a bit better recently, but you basically have to make an account, and click "Not interested" for every single irrelevant recommended video LITERALLY hundreds or thousands of times, to make the algorithm better.

No.453686

>>453681
sigh the pedobros were right we should have never let the norms get this far

No.453688

These videos are kind of like what I paid for the maid in the maid cafe to do



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No. 453653 [Reply]

It was fun at first and I got a kick out of the self depreciating humor but now I'm over it I don't want to be lncel anymore wake me up from this nightmare
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No.453656

30yo cel here
after a while you really do stop caring
>>453655
mines a deep, slow burning drama

No.453659

>>453655
>>453656
Mine is a problem play.

No.453664

Mine is a sci-fi post-apocalyptic thriller.

No.453666

mine is a mindbreak doujinshi

No.453667

its self deprecating dumb normcel



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No. 426550 [Reply]

They don't make 'em like this anymore I tell ya
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No.448668

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My libido came back I hate this

No.448670

>>448668
simply fap

No.448675


No.453632

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大好き

No.453663

>>448668
there's something wrong with this gif, she doesn't seem to snuggle around her knees as expected.



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No. 453220 [Reply]

A good teen is a dead teen.
I Shall dedicate my entire life to one thing and that is slaying each and every teen I find.
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No.453275

>>453272
Die, T worshipper.

No.453289

>>453275
Why would you draw that conclusion?
Go back there.

No.453293

>>453289
Only T teens care about that place.

No.453295

>>453293
Just go there and copy a thread from /ota/, you'll feel like you're here but with your "friends". Thats what you teens do everyday anyways, right?

No.453661

amen



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No. 451881 [Reply]

I could be content that we might procreate like trees, without conjunction, or that there were any way to perpetuate the world without this trivial and vulgar way of union; it is the most foolish act a wise man commits in all his life; nor is there anything that will more deject his sober imagination, when he considers what an odd and unworthy piece of folly he has committed.

No.453597

hm

No.453650

found the hopeless romantic



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No. 437628 [Reply]

Do you guys think i have a chance with her or am i just deluding myself? Should i try to ask her out?
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No.437655

>>437654
No that is really weird what they wrote i hope its a guy

No.437656

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It worked for me.

No.437657

>>437655
guys don't use ota

No.437658

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>>437655
>really weird
you have a confession to make, right? the answer is yes they could smell it

No.453649

>>437656
Are you still with her? Because if you are she'll reject OP.



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No. 453620 [Reply]

keep minority spirit

No.453621

lost it

No.453626

Untitled?
How about "Wayward foid confides in terrapin.jpg"



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No. 453598 [Reply]

For me, it's the McChicken.
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No.453616

I stopped going to mcdonalds after they discontinued the buffalo ranch mcchicken that was the only good thing on their menu.

No.453617

chicken are fren not food

No.453618

>>453617
my cock is your fren

No.453622

cicken

No.453623

>>453622
oldfags remember



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