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No. 548643 [Reply]

82 high. In September…
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No.598096

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84 high in september

No.598097

>>598096
I can see them

No.598100

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75 in September. I think that's a new record.

No.598181

8° low in august……….

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88 degrees in October



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No. 535343 [Reply]

When you're at a restaurant together make sure he knows you cannot eat omurice. Omurice is a Japanese dish of rice topped with an omelette and can be found on the menu in any family restaurant and many coffee shops throughout Japan. For those of you outside of Japan, any egg-based dish like a normal omelette should work fine.
When seated, make sure you are seated next to your guy so that you can share a menu. Find the picture of omurice, gaze at it with consternation and exclaim sadly:
"I absolutely can't eat omurice."
There is almost 100% chance that your guy will respond with, "Why not? You don't like omurice?"

Be silent for a few seconds for dramatic effect and continue: "I… well" (take a deep breath) "Every time an egg is cracked open those cute little chickees die…they're killed! Those cute little baby chicks… I can't bear to think about it! They'll never get a chance to be born, to hop around and chirp those cute little chirps…" It is good to shiver at this point.
Your guy will gaze at you in amazement! What a kind, sensitive angelic person you are! Next he will be feeling the need to spend the time to really get to know you. He's yours! Plans for a date are in the bag!

When you start going out with him, no doubt you will find yourselves at a similar restaurant where you can order omurice. You've got to know each other well enough, but of course he is going to ask. "Didn't you say you couldn't eat omurice?"

It is safe enough to blow it off with a "I'm OK with it now", or "Oh, I got used to it", or even a "Did I say that?…tehe-pero!"
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No.599936

>>593167
Um but then that would delete all the dross stuff?

No.599938

>>599936
Only one of those comics is good (you know the one) the rest are gay.

>>599933
Ketchup doesn't go on eggs but I will let it slide for a maid cafe girl.

No.599939

weird didn't know he did non gay stuff

No.599940

>>599938
make omurice at least 3 times a week and always put ketchups on it

No.600014

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No. 551983 [Reply]

christmas shopping shopping shopping
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No. 579676 [Reply]

need to borrow some ellipsis

thanks!
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No.599313

abc

No.599385

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2hu thrad lol

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No. 599132 [Reply]

any prescription drug otaku here?
will anything happen to me if i take 5 mg of diazepam once a week every week for months
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No.599383

Nothing because 5mg is a low dose.
As they're 5mg pills you can start with 15mg.
I recommend you get some fentanyl instead.

No.599387

I've been thinking lately, drugs can do a lot of stuff right? When I take a caffeine pill I don't feel tired anymore even if I was tired before. It's amazing eh? I also feel a bit more social and talkative. And that's just caffeine that can do that to you and thats like nothing as far as drugs go so imagine anything else. And there are a tons of drugs out there.
Well, anyway, my point was that the answer to life is probably drugs. I think that they can shape you into anything you want to be

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>>599387
it's a shame that sometime you'd want to become addicted loser. was true for me at least.

No.599397

>>599387
Psychostimulants are the best antidepressants ever made

No.599535

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No. 556624 [Reply]

Anyone else know that feel where you can't enjoy anime/video games unless you take a shower, trim your beard, dress nice, workout, etc. because otherwise you feel like girls would judge you and not like you. It breaks my immersion and fantasy if they're nice to me but I feel like an ugly slob.
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No.594462

hotel norm

No.599252

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This is one of the effects of a carefully curated self-sabotage process. At some point your life becomes so unsaturated you no longer see value or potential in things and you gradually turn ascetic, start prioritizing tidiness and order, drastically change your diet to bare essentials, get OCD. Funny paradox. After a while the lack of self indulgence becomes the sole source of self indulgence and you fear adding anything new to your life. You just sit there, abhor your very existence and revel in serenity that surrounds you.

No.599272

>>556629
to many this is the bare minimum

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>>599252
I don't think that really applies to me.

An imageboard with no moderation is like a ship without a captain.

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No. 552563 [Reply]

Underage girls are the best. Of course I'm not talking about lolis like Rika. I mean virgin 15 yo Japanese/Aryan horndogs like Shiki. Highschool is peak performance, as long as her breasts are as big as her head at least (which means they're still growing since they're aren't adults yet).
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No.567934

>>567924
paimon

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No.599304

very

No.599443

>>581833
what cartoon?

No.599459

sugar apple fairy tail



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No. 599379 [Reply]

a foid walks into a bar

No.599398

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA love that joke

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No. 599257 [Reply]

…………..

No.599374

when did i become an adult who wants to bash their brains in
i don't remember being so depressed

No.599376

ive been feeling really bad since i started taking vitamin c and stopped eating regularly i went out at 1am one night and seriously considered ending it

No.599384

think about roping a lot but then i immediately remember i still havent done it after being suicidal for over a decade so it feels pointless to even consider and i stop thinking about it

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was feeling sad but i took a 15 minute nap now im happy again try it out!

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No. 599369 [Reply]

KILL THE NORMS

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No. 596691 [Reply]

Sneed's feed and seed
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No. 574647 [Reply]

yoshi yoshi
stop crying
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naka nai de

No.580831

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what is wrong with japan

No.599311

zzz

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>>599311
You know I know you're thinking "ha I'm doing the same thing" but I'm just putting the current threads back in order, not necro bumping.

No.599328

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>>599325
I feel the same way and I don't know what to do.



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