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No. 622844 [Reply]

tarded out and botched my suicide now im a literal tard
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No.622996

My brother is a crybaby but I'm secretly envious of that I wish I could cry more often instead I only get one or so a year and it's only in the moment of extreme distress

No.622997

>>622996
im having a hard time trying to parse it

No.623000

to parse what

No.623001

parse sunken temple in wow

No.623123

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No. 622937 [Reply]

Bros how does it feel to know that each and every single one of the women that you have ever seen in your life have farted and shitted a tremendous amount of times? Next time you see a thick woman outside, just remember that she FARTS every day. Just remember that SHIT comes out of her butt two times a day. Thick musty logs that smell. Do you want foreign poop in your toilet? Do you want to wake up to your girlfriend farting in your bed late at night? No? Than be happy that you are an hopeless romantic. Imagine what chads nose has been exposed to.

No.622938

dont post that aislop

No.622941

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No.622977

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No.622988

never understood the big arse meme
seems like something pushed into popular culture by the juden

No.623122

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No. 580712 [Reply]

Together, or not together. These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

No.580717

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Together, or not together. These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

No.619553

>>580717
LMFAOOOOOOO TREVOR

No.622213

>>580717
T-sniffler

No.622981

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I’m just the boy inside the man
Not exactly who you think I am
When I could only see the floor
You made my window a door
So when they say they don't believe, I hope that they see You in me
After all the lights go down, I'm just the words, You are the sound
A strange type of chemistry
How You've become a part of me

https://youtu.be/xLDD43qWPKA

No.623121

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No. 622904 [Reply]

One learns from a scholar in a hissy fit

No.622954

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enjoying this tool album

No.622955

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enjoying this garfield lasagna



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No. 540574 [Reply]

There's a Hundred thousand posts in this image board
You just name the thread…and I'm your guy.
You don't need to know the board.
You give a thread and a topic.
I give you a 5 minute Proxy window.
Anything that happens in that 5 minutes and I'm yours.
No matter the janny.
Anything happens a thread on either side of that and you're on your own.

Do you shikki shiggy diggy doo?

….good
And you won't be able reach me on this VPN again.
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No.622927

>>622921
Yeah? What did he say?

No.622932

is it pronounced sean or sean?

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No.622948

seen bean?

No.622952

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love a 1440p D-san post



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No. 622908 [Reply]

I forgot Montana exists. I wonder if anyone actually lives there. It's not even known for being empty farmland like Nebraska or anything. Every other state I can at least provide 1 thing it has, even if it's the only thing. But I got nothing for Montana. It just doesn't exist.

No.622914

yellowstone park and glaciers

No.622943

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No.622944

I can name every state because I'm a smartie



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No. 622940 [Reply]

E.T is an alien and he is kinda spacy >~< coming from the universe ^•^ to party and go PREDICTABLE >W<


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No. 622925 [Reply]

remember that time T forced me to speed date a bunch of terfs on cc and then they all saved screenshots of what i said to them and outed me after a year? me either

No.622926

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As they should.



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No. 622915 [Reply]

Knock yourself out dude!

ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵖᵃᵗʰᵉᵗᶦᶜ ˡᵒˢᵉʳ

No.622916

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A couple of weeks ago I saw a girl that looked terrifyingly like Futaba Sakura I don't think I've ever seen an anime style likeness so close and I sincerely doubt it wasn't intentional since she was even wearing the glasses.
The problem is she was holding hands with a fat neckbeard and the whole event has left my soul in pain ever since. I try to cope with thoughts of him being a betabuxx but no amount of buxx should allow something so heinous I want off this planet immediately.

No.622917

>>622916
Was it hidori rose?

No.622924

thanks *blows nose* hay fever's real bad this year

did you say something?



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No. 622864 [Reply]

I don't mean to sound like a special snowflake, but why I have literally not seen a single other person on the internet like me?

I am the weirdest person alive. I have such an extremely vast range of knowledge, if you say it, I've probably heard of it.

Nothing shocks or disturbs me anymore. When I see a normal person's reaction to weird things it baffles me how someone could be so intolerant and lacking empathy.

I crave new things. I must consume new media and information every day. It has added up to, dare I say it, a kind of man never before seen in the history of the world because the internet didn't exist? I have spent literally most of my life on the internet/computer.

It's like a boy getting hard at Macy's swimsuit catalog vs. some dude who needs to jack off to femdom scat porn but is also a polymath and a gentleman.
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No.622887

let's pretend we're in 2008

you're a faggot

No.622889

>>622885
going to use this image soon

No.622910

Itachi high diffs Jiraiya sage mode who is invulnerable to genjutsu due to ma and pa and has wide AoE senjutsu (toad oil combinations) to keep Susanoo busy. Itachi would be forced to use the Iza-cheat-i jutsus since Susanoo Yata mirror cant deflect sound.

No.622911

Sorry wrong thread

No.622912

Right thread and the right website. Itachi is a bitch nigga.



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No. 622775 [Reply]

oatman would've loved this show
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No.622839

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why do people fear regular unsecure http websites anyway back in the day everything was unsecure SSL is a fairly recent thing like running water and broadband

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same reason they feat the dark

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No.622906

>>622905
she spent two months in a cast after this incident

No.622907

>>622839
You see that password field at the bottom better be careful or someone's going to hack you



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No. 537368 [Reply]

>Hop in, faggot

No.537369

We're heading to Flavor Town?

No.622895

FLAVORTOWN

No.622902

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wch holomen or 2hu wud u go to flavortown with?



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