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No. 596201 [Reply]

>teens
>tranny
>Trevor
Why is cancer so alliterative?
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No.596230

finally learned what a boson was thought it was just a funny word scientists liked to use

No.596231

>>596230
die teen

No.596234

>>596201
only two of those things are cancer and you'll never guess which ones

No.596236

>>596213
He's a teen, no need to mention him again.

No.596246

>>596237
wrong



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No. 596156 [Reply]

Merorin was here you guys are faggots

No.596204

Where are my replies you buddies?

No.596222

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>>596204
https://youtu.be/EBGJokIYG9o

This is how I imagine you (the video not the image)

No.596224

>>596204
this is america bub we dont negotiate with terrorists or nazis



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No. 595963 [Reply]

I think a rumor that I'm gay started at my job. The office woman said something about girls then said "but I don't know what you're into and it's ok with me either way" and then talked about how she had to later correct a coworker for asking if I had a gf on how that is inappropriate.

I'm tired of the cel life the hurdles never stop even though you tripped over one years ago and now you're being crushed under a pile of hurdles.
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No.596135

dad made me at 40
he was born just after the war
PREDICTABLE

No.596155

the biggest motivator i have to rope is the fear of how bad ill feel in a decade or two i dont want to have to wake up and go through that hell white middle aged men commit suicide more than anyone and the ones we have today had vastly better lives than we have so in time there is going to be a mass dieoff of loser loner white millennial men

No.596170

cant rope until henri comes back

No.596187

>>596170
He posted here a month ago, it was a summer miracle

No.596200

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waiting warmly for my friend to return



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No. 596115 [Reply]

Count the amount of threads in the /ota/ catalog that were made by you, that's how many gfs you will have by the end of the year!
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No.596119

>>596117
crying ota ded dis year foa shur

No.596150

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>>596117
ottermang…

No.596153

post more anisu

No.596157

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No.596181

i



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No. 595839 [Reply]

Otamin, who is your favorite touhou?

If you are not Otamin, do not reply. I only want to hear Otamin's answer.
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No.596040

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>>596020
It's August he's travelling around SEA.

No.596054

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21 otamins and nande

No.596056

>>596040
This image reminds me of that time I was ripped from my mother's safe warm belly via the cel section and then told I have to wageslave

No.596057

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>hima idiots

No.596173

a



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No. 595994 [Reply]

does hima boys really look like this?

No.595998

Sexy Hima Singles In Your Area!

No.596138

aa



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No. 595879 [Reply]

Starting next week ota will be renamed to Y and this will be our new logo. Thoughts?
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No.595932

whymin

No.595935

/why/

No.595937

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enjoyee the takeover

No.596004

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That must be what he's been working on these past ten days

No.596088

b



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No. 590957 [Reply]

mom tried to make me use the expensive girl shampoo that gives you luxurious silky hair but i refused and insisted on the 2 in 1 it was my destiny to be cel
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No.595921

have to pay a lot of money to feel the flesh of a 40 something thai woman

No.595929

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just "accidentally" touch your cashier's or waitress' hand when your giving her your hundred dollar bills

No.595947

sending you a million virtual hugs. im sorry this happened. you know that he crossed your boundaries and he hurt you. i feel like this is considered rape. take it easy the next few days. reach out to supportive family, friends, co workers. eat good food and sleep well, but also go outside and enjoy the nature. you deserve much better than to have a cel brush his hand against yours.

No.595948

only use conditioner dont like shampoo it makes my hair feel weird

No.596042

a



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No. 595891 [Reply]

ぱるぱる
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No.595924

>>595923
oh no oof owie ouch im a norm and your posts hurt me so much i died you can stop posting about us now you won

No.595926

>>595922
hey i read this post before!

No.595927

i guess it keeps happening feel like he should just throw away the pants that cause the problem

No.595928

the norms a forced to see my big white cock through my grey sweatpants

No.595938

Caught girls staring at my penis through my sweatpants multiple times I don't like it but I don't care enough to fix it somehow they probably think I'm some sort of sex freak who flips women so much I don't care who sees my junk it's not even big it's just too far forward



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No. 595818 [Reply]

Just spent like 30+ minutes looking for this picture. There is a space elevator/megastructure in the background but it was not labeled as so.
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No.595867

>>595833
put the sample into yandex or that chinese version of google

Flood detected; Post discarded.

Go back

No.595868

I do this but with pictures of pussies.

No.595869

What's a space elevator?

No.595872

an elevator that goes to space

No.595875

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No. 595622 [Reply]

i noticed fruit flies in the kitchen swarming over my bananas so i picked them up to hide them from the flies but they were so ripe that all of them tore from the stems and fell onto the floor and the peelings broke open so i had to eat all of them at once and now im out of bananas but on the plus side they were very good and
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No.595625

fuckoffski

No.595715

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A few bad apples spoil the bunch

(A small amount of rot will ruin the whole bunch if left to spread)

There's only a few bad apples, the rest are fine, so ignore the bad ones

(Modern day bootlickers)

No.595756

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

No.595773

a bunch of one letter replies, there must be cp on page 2

No.595853

d



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No. 553196 [Reply]

saw this teenbro last night he was twiggy short with a bowl cut thin moustache black white striped shirt and trying to light a cigarette
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No.570668

would be okay with getting mowed by nico at least it isnt mowguy

No.595721

he's just like me fr fr

No.595722

crying why didnt nico finish mowing down the himaraturds

No.595723

she drove her ferrari into the ocean

No.595852

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