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No. 568151 [Reply]

I can't believe this is what Trevor comes home to every day.

No.568152

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Summoning!

No.568315

>>568152
She's dead, Jim.

No.568316

Vtubers? Yeah a lot of simps do.



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No. 568307 [Reply]

think hopeless romanticmin finally lost it
can't believe he live streamed himself donating $20 to some western roastoid

No.568312

>>568307
Are you surprised? This is the same person who used to simp for someone like Milk.

No.568313

quick rundown?

No.568314

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No. 568250 [Reply]

is otamin on team mina or team tshit

No.568258

does this make him vol now since he rejected a girl's advances?

No.568259

>>568258
Being too mentally ill doesn't count as vol

No.568279

are you ready for season 2 thinking i might need to rewatch

No.568282

the commie release of course



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No. 536795 [Reply]

imagine catching the chinaman's coof and you becoming very sick and you're in your bedroom all snug and sound and some cute young girls attend to you and wipe your fore head with a cool damp cloth and feed you congee and small bits of peeled apples and give you those small energy/herbal japanese drinks and some medicine and bring you the notes from class despite having not been to school in years… in fact who are these girls, why are they in my room, i dont eat congee…
im on the floor alone, this is a fever induced hallucination..maybe im dying
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No.536803

Pretty sure I'm immune to Covid I will work hard to repopulate after most of the population dies from lung complications or vaccines and I will name all of my celspawn jp related names

No.536804

congrats on the marriage

No.536808

nyan

No.536809

covid is a chinese bio-weapon that escaped the lab

No.568272

>>536809
Wouldn't be surprised at this point.



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No. 568065 [Reply]

crying
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No.568123

>>568092
Does it count as an imageboard archive if there aren't any images?

No.568127

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they finally flushed the kakashit nenpoop

No.568140

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.568172

the nentrannies

No.568268

Good. All goes according to plan…



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No. 568220 [Reply]

Family asked what my purpose in life was and I said to make children and they got mad
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No.568242

>>568238
Your parents are the closest people to you on earth unless you have high genetic match siblings. Who else could better sympathize with your mindset?

No.568245

>>568242
I sympathize far more with sad internet losers that like foreign cartoons than I do with a foid that happened to get knocked up and poop me out 40 years ago.

No.568246

>>568245
She has 50% of your genes. You have way more in common than you think.

No.568248

>>568246
In being a foid her life experiences were extremely different.
Even if she was male genetic recombination is almost a crapshoot, she didn't even let me have blue eyes like a non subhuman.

No.568253

>>568238
are the himafreaks really all raised by single mothers
always thought it was a meme



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No. 539793 [Reply]

>Your mannerisms came up in conversation
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No.568165

>>568164
love ketchups

No.568167

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I get made fun of for wiping things down before I use them and then called an asshole for making someone bring a change of clothes and a towel to sit on before giving them a ride.

No.568168

the wiper

No.568174

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someone asked my boss whether i had autism

No.568208

>>568167
the norms are fucking filthy you made the right choice



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No. 568062 [Reply]

keep teen spirit
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No.568191

>>568182
It did. The original otamim rage quit after being unable to handle the autismo posting of jp posters.
He wrote a long rant about it before disappearing forever..

No.568192

Ota was shutdown permanently at that time too. That was till the new otamim brought it back.
This otamin has gone to great lengths to keep his identity a secret. I heard he might be a old foolz poster…

No.568193

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Smells like teen…

Back when I was a teen I strongly preferred Mamimi but now that I'm a boomer I want to fuck Haruhara Haruko's 19 year old pussy

No.568194

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No.568203

>>568193
When I was a teen I thought they were all stupid for taking their teen drama so seriously when there are aliens around



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No. 568162 [Reply]

keep henri spirit
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No.568170

Shabs

No.568185

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gonna listen to some kaede asmr and relax

No.568186

ready to impregnate

No.568188

>>568186
it is prohibited

No.568189

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ready to receive your blessing



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No. 562025 [Reply]

he said the wisdom teeth have to come out
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No.562068

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they are all impacted
and i need fillings too
i just want to die

No.562093

DON'T get a women dentist to yank them out
women arent strong enough to remove them in one go so they usually break it into pieces and its a pain in the ass
a manly strong man can get this done in 10 seconds for you

No.562107

>>562093 pffft don't be stupid

No.568179

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today is the day of the surgery
if i dont post again im dead

No.568184

>>568179
good luck and eat lots of ice cream



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No. 568171 [Reply]

I became the same weird old guy that lives alone type that we used to be wary of as children.

No.568173

paste



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No. 545920 [Reply]

Last thread disappeared for some unknown reason.
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No.568150

>>568148
too soon

No.568156

why what happened

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