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No. 553302 [Reply]

if a retard sperg like vrappi can get laid whats you're excuse
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No.569374

>>569373
Did you try asking him?

No.569377

>>569373
stop parroting turts narrative stay in school and talk to people

No.569378

>>569377
but turt is right about everything

No.569379

turd aint right about shit

No.569397

he is right but you cant know for sure if youre permacel or NOT until youre 25 or 26 once youve hit the point of no return then you can start posting cPlease rape my facees



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No. 558186 [Reply]

i planted rows of peas
by the first week of july
they should have come up to my knees
but they were maybe ankle high…

No.558205

crying for the heightcel peas

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No.569381

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knee high by July



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No. 568129 [Reply]

Starting to think those years and years we spent isolated in a room had a negative impact on our brains
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No.568131

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while the norms were partying i cultivated inner-strength

No.568132

feels nice being on twitter gives me the sense that im not missing out

No.568133

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>>568131
That may be true but in exchange your brain got irreversibly broken

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No.569370

>>568133
Man I hate when that happens



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No. 569356 [Reply]

typical day at the mansion

No.569357

larp

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No.569359

think my forehead is too small to be a lolininja at the mansion

No.569361

>>569359
don't worry guy's foreheads get a growth spurt in middle age

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No. 569363 [Reply]

So was the tulpa thing real or not?
I feel like if it was real then the fad wouldn't have died out. There would always be more people wanting to make their anime girls real. But all discussion and interest in it has died down, which means it might have just been a hoax that lost its inertia, rather than a newly discovered life changing knowledge.

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No.569366

Read about how some people went through psychosis because they let their tulpa take over their minds.



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No. 569317 [Reply]

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No.569322

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>>569319
you should try right clicking a video to copy the url instead of using the address bar like an old man
maybe you would have a girlfriend if you had been doing this the whole time

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>>569319
Or you know I click "share" (with my mouse) and copy the shortened link.

https://youtu.be/hII0JXUJNDo

No.569324

Dont think anything I can do on the internet box would help getting a partner

No.569325

>>569322
>>569323
haven't seen someone this anally devastated over being called out in a while, you gonna make a few more posts trying to explain why you aren't a mobileteen or was two enough

No.569326

>>569324
The only thing that might help is googling "Dr. Yaremchuk" and contacting him for a full deceleration procedure



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No. 569229 [Reply]

I hear that if you spend too much time with a girl you are on good terms with this will eventually happen. All that remains is to find that girl. Easy.

No.569230

sheeit i aint signed up for raising no baby nigga

No.569231

What am I supposed to spend time doing with a girl? I don't care about netflix television series and I don't want to talk about political crap or how she's currently arguing with Chad.

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No.569233

dont think apolitical boys or girls exist anymore so your probably out of luck even finding friends nowadays



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No. 569153 [Reply]

sad kaede
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No.569155

sad because shes old

No.569156

>>569155
shes only 25…

No.569157

sad kaede pussy!

No.569158

Turn that pussy frown upside down!

^_^

No.569160

>>569156
her viable breeding years are almost over
probably why shes crying



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No. 553097 [Reply]

>Testosterone Enanthate 500mg/week
>7α-Methyl-19-Nortestosterone Acetate 140mg/week

Do you think this will be enough Otamin or am I deluding myself by thinking it's even possible to get a gf without rotting away your insides with trenbolone
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No.553179

the chinks made me this way

No.555641

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I injected them Otamin

No.569130

>>555641
with what?

No.569131

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>>569130
With 25 gauge needles and insulin syringes
It wasn't enough to get a gf though and I've been off it for a while and feel better now that I'm not agonizingly amorous 24 hours a day

I think I'm done with hormones I've permanently altered my myonuclei enough now to easily maintain a 200lb frame with abs and am plenty strong I won't need anymore than this for where I'm going

No.569133

>>569131
are you finally going back?



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No. 569051 [Reply]

>got sucker punched and beaten
>guy broke my arm while I was knocked out
>also stole my credit card
>8 months later
>judge lets him off
I don't think any amount of money will satiate my anger
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No.569067

>>569065
To air my disapproval.

No.569068

I still laugh at how ota doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just ota and ota's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on ota because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

No.569082

>>569051
Kill the judge?

No.569113

>>569068
cringe

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No. 569066 [Reply]

>/jp/


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No. 569014 [Reply]

pinched a nerve in my neck before i got out of bed again my day is ruined
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No.569020

So am I!

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No.569037

>>569021
Are you calling me a homosexual?

No.569047

bhole juicy rn

No.569048

liquid poo is squirting out of my butthole right now



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