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Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 17:09:59 No. 595994 [Reply]

does hima boys really look like this?

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 17:44:43 No.595998

Sexy Hima Singles In Your Area!

Anonymous 08/18/23 (Fri) 08:46:26 No.596138

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ymin 08/13/23 (Sun) 05:44:50 No. 595879 [Reply]

Starting next week ota will be renamed to Y and this will be our new logo. Thoughts?

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Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 07:36:24 No.595932

whymin

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 08:15:07 No.595935

/why/

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 11:10:38 No.595937

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enjoyee the takeover

Anonymous 08/15/23 (Tue) 18:02:38 No.596004

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That must be what he's been working on these past ten days

Anonymous 08/17/23 (Thu) 14:40:50 No.596088

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Anonymous 05/14/23 (Sun) 16:13:26 No. 590957 [Reply]

mom tried to make me use the expensive girl shampoo that gives you luxurious silky hair but i refused and insisted on the 2 in 1 it was my destiny to be cel

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Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 03:00:45 No.595921

have to pay a lot of money to feel the flesh of a 40 something thai woman

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 06:18:58 No.595929

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just "accidentally" touch your cashier's or waitress' hand when your giving her your hundred dollar bills

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 15:14:27 No.595947

sending you a million virtual hugs. im sorry this happened. you know that he crossed your boundaries and he hurt you. i feel like this is considered rape. take it easy the next few days. reach out to supportive family, friends, co workers. eat good food and sleep well, but also go outside and enjoy the nature. you deserve much better than to have a cel brush his hand against yours.

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 15:37:59 No.595948

only use conditioner dont like shampoo it makes my hair feel weird

Anonymous 08/16/23 (Wed) 18:11:32 No.596042

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Anonymous 08/13/23 (Sun) 14:54:30 No. 595891 [Reply]

ぱるぱる

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Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 04:32:51 No.595924

>>595923
oh no oof owie ouch im a norm and your posts hurt me so much i died you can stop posting about us now you won

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 05:14:54 No.595926

>>595922
hey i read this post before!

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 05:16:10 No.595927

i guess it keeps happening feel like he should just throw away the pants that cause the problem

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 05:37:51 No.595928

the norms a forced to see my big white cock through my grey sweatpants

Anonymous 08/14/23 (Mon) 11:46:27 No.595938

Caught girls staring at my penis through my sweatpants multiple times I don't like it but I don't care enough to fix it somehow they probably think I'm some sort of sex freak who flips women so much I don't care who sees my junk it's not even big it's just too far forward

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Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 00:13:18 No. 595622 [Reply]

i noticed fruit flies in the kitchen swarming over my bananas so i picked them up to hide them from the flies but they were so ripe that all of them tore from the stems and fell onto the floor and the peelings broke open so i had to eat all of them at once and now im out of bananas but on the plus side they were very good and

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Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 00:45:20 No.595625

fuckoffski

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 23:44:59 No.595715

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A few bad apples spoil the bunch

(A small amount of rot will ruin the whole bunch if left to spread)

There's only a few bad apples, the rest are fine, so ignore the bad ones

(Modern day bootlickers)

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 21:53:26 No.595756

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 22:13:52 No.595773

a bunch of one letter replies, there must be cp on page 2

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 17:54:13 No.595853

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Anonymous 11/17/21 (Wed) 19:48:49 No. 553196 [Reply]

saw this teenbro last night he was twiggy short with a bowl cut thin moustache black white striped shirt and trying to light a cigarette

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Anonymous 07/21/22 (Thu) 15:41:56 No.570668

would be okay with getting mowed by nico at least it isnt mowguy

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 00:21:51 No.595721

he's just like me fr fr

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 00:35:19 No.595722

crying why didnt nico finish mowing down the himaraturds

Anonymous 08/10/23 (Thu) 00:38:44 No.595723

she drove her ferrari into the ocean

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 17:54:01 No.595852

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Anonymous 05/19/23 (Fri) 22:58:12 No. 591322 [Reply]

I sacrificed a chance at having a girlfriend, a chance at having a wife, a chance at living and partying as a teenager, as a young adult, a chance at looking handsome and being fit, a chance at making my dreams come true, a chance at succeeding at my career of choice. I sacrificed everything for video games and internet. It's based.

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Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 06:20:09 No.595675

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sigh

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 06:24:28 No.595676

>>595675
I can't believe this is actually how humans are formed.

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 06:53:14 No.595679

there's a child in that child

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 07:53:32 No.595680

>>591322
same but with anime and pornography instead

Anonymous 08/11/23 (Fri) 11:52:45 No.595792

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Anonymous 05/22/21 (Sat) 19:52:34 No. 536473 [Reply]

Wish I had a fairy mini-girl as my familiar/cocksleeve….

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Anonymous 05/25/21 (Tue) 07:58:06 No.536610

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Anonymous 05/25/21 (Tue) 08:15:04 No.536613

>>536610
ok, weeb, you made me laugh, so i will spare your life this one time…. consider youtself lucky….

Anonymous 06/25/22 (Sat) 17:13:07 No.568766

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Anonymous 02/22/23 (Wed) 02:57:45 No.586699

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Anonymous 08/08/23 (Tue) 04:39:17 No.595631

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Anonymous 09/11/21 (Sat) 16:13:11 No. 549055 [Reply]

holy fuck i found my stolen bike on offerup what do i do

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Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 14:42:31 No.595561

>>595560
I will tell you when you're older.

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 14:59:29 No.595562

Females will not permit me to mate with them

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 16:02:07 No.595578

>>595561
sigh always a 30 year old male in his teens never learned about bras

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 20:51:15 No.595612

What's bras? Is it some type of food? Please forgive my rudeness

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 22:20:25 No.595619

Remember working my first real job and overhearing the adult women talk about things and then I realized I had no idea how women function but after getting made fun of one time after asking I was sure to never let my curiosity get the better of me again

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Anonymous 06/06/21 (Sun) 20:26:18 No. 537303 [Reply]

Went for a jog listening to anime music because my feet were feeling better and its nice and warm and sunny out but then i tripped and skinned my knee 2 miles in while listening to a nice ai song now it really hurts.

Why am i such a klutzy idiot.

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Anonymous 05/29/23 (Mon) 23:42:11 No.591863

>>591862
love how bright and happy her smile is

Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 03:58:07 No.591869

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>>586790
live JAV performance?

Anonymous 05/30/23 (Tue) 15:03:57 No.591885

>>591869
case of mistaken identity, i found a sea loveliver's investigation in a since deleted Myspace post with google years ago

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 18:52:20 No.595593

radio guy finally fixed his stream walked 10 km listening to it really liked some stuff he played from necomimi*spacenoid

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 19:32:29 No.595606

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Anonymous 08/01/23 (Tue) 02:29:01 No. 595256 [Reply]

Protect women.
When was the last time you protected women?

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Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:18:51 No.595493

Had a dream where I was in a video game and we were tricking this guy to dive down into the depths of this ancient ruin with us by name dropping it as if we didn't know the legend about the king's treasure there. Don't remember how we were tricking him but as we started delving into the depths the guys suddenly disappeared and I was all alone. I realized I was in one of those FEAR spooky segments between action where Alma shows up so I was ready for the scary noise to come and for something scary to appear in the side of my vision. Sure enough this kind of dead zombie thing similar to the emaciated Alma but male and not fully human starts crawling at me slowly. I realize I'm supposed to shoot or hit it enough to stop it before it gets too close but I feel paralyzed and can barely move so I'm only making tiny weak hits. I accept that I'm probably going to die and get game over and try to move more but my body won't obey me and then I wake up and feel like I must have been only half asleep the entire time

Now I'm wondering if this is what sleep paralysis is like or if I had a pseudo-sleep paralysis because I wasn't awake enough for it to be scary

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:20:29 No.595495

nice I can use gpt too

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 04:27:08 No.595500

if that was original i feel sorry for you and your teachers

Anonymous 08/06/23 (Sun) 05:23:51 No.595511

…if you know what I mean

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 19:29:58 No.595597

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Anonymous 02/19/22 (Sat) 22:06:55 No. 560168 [Reply]

wish I could go back to living in blissful ignorance

Anonymous 02/19/22 (Sat) 23:41:49 No.560170

I was doomed to a lonesome life because I made the fatal mistake of being born with deficient facial bone growth

Anonymous 02/20/22 (Sun) 05:14:41 No.560174

despise when fats complain about being ugly they dont even know

Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon) 15:28:57 No.595565

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