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No. 642500 [Reply]

i tried to play persona 5 today and it took forever to find a download and when i finally found one and tried to play it it was in japanese and i don't understand it :(
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No.642535

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Play a real Megami Tensei game

No.642536

And let's be honest. Even in the case of violent rapes most adult women deserve it. Just look at how many of them are feminists or at how many of them wish torture, violent death, and eternal torment on pedophiles because "waah they prefer a different physical appearance than what I've been brainwashed into believing is acceptable"

Of course unlike them I'm not evil so I wish for their souls to go to heaven just as I do for all souls without exception. Nobody deserves hell.

No.642537

do you want to get raped

No.642542

>>642537
If I was cute I would be happy to be. It would be gross as a man though.

No.642551

I deserve rape. Raping? Being raped? Those details don't even matter.



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No. 642425 [Reply]

Super Saiyan 4 Goku es canon en Dragon Ball Daima.
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No.642488

>>642427
You know who else likes dragon ball? Japanese people.

No.642489

japanorms

No.642490

homoerotic ball

No.642539

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Please excuse my poor English I will never live in Latam/Brazil and have the entire community come out to the one TV to watch Dragon Ball together

Mi amigos es no bueno….

No.642541

Now let's see what the pros are

-you're not going to get shot by 2 low lifes on a motorbike
-you're not going to get randomly shot out doing shopping
-you're not going to get shot opening the door to your house
-you're not going to get kidpanned and shot
-you're not going to have your gf kidnapped, raped and shot

yes they shoot first and rob you later



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No. 642405 [Reply]

It's lanzhu and choco-sensei's birthdays!
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No.642437

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chocosen

No.642442

yeah spread that tight asshole baby

No.642451

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uhm choco sensei?

No.642461

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happy birthday Lanzhu!

No.642527

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happy birthday Lanzhu!



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No. 554144 [Reply]

my work colleague/boss was complaining to me about his teen daughter today
she is i think 15 and a bespectacled gamer/geek girl
i have met her before
anyway he was going on about how she was "real into japan" and had posters in her room of "those japanese cartoons, she's almost 16" as though it was highly absurd a teen would like cartoons

me, not wanting to revel my power level to the person ive worked with for 8 years.. "yeah, that stuff's pretty popular with teens apparently.."

little did he know he was face to face with a veteran 32 y/o weeb whose MAL has almost 140 entries
was chuckling about it for a while
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No.642486

bought all the volumes

No.642510

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op here
the daughter is now in university
shes a well socialised norm
my mal is up to 224 entries
my power level remains unrevealed

No.642511

huh i passed 1000 and i havent bothered to add anything i watched from 2024 to it yet and only dad knows i watch the jap yaps

No.642516

>>642511
think ive watched 3 new shows and 1 new ova in the last 5 seasons
90% of anime is trash

and out of that the only real decent one was the yuru yuri spinnoff

No.642517

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No. 642498 [Reply]

>ota


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No. 550629 [Reply]

Metroid Dread comes out today I pre-ordered it.

It's sort of like a new Metroidvania game.
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No.551085

>>550952
It just looks like modded MHW smh

No.642465

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Nun

No.642471

>>551084
Dread is a weird game, it has the most frustrating and lame first half but feels really good once you're on a roll for where to go and can actually interact with a few things.

No.642483

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smack that

No.642484

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the guts are calling



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No. 634997 [Reply]

KYAAAAAAA ANON-KUN~~ >/////////////////< DOKI DOKI DESU NEEE!!!!!!!!!

No.635000

wish i had a friend like hinata

No.642468

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No.642469

>>642468
somebody BAN this 3DPD spamming FAGGOT

Hahahaha

No.642470

>>642468
whoa… anime girls r real……………..



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No. 596192 [Reply]

Rate my end-game Dark Souls 2 build (pictured below)
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No.596541

>>596220
dad says not to throw bricks in glass houses

No.596542

>>596520
Playing through my first time and the Owl fight clicked for me after a few days and I won't say it was heart pounding but it felt like I had solved it in a way other Souls fights hadn't felt

No.596758

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This is literally a kidney stone

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No.642467

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No. 593648 [Reply]

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the ota brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "ota" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?
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No.593723

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mom is making asagohan gonno feast

No.593759

>>593683
More like 2011.

No.593761

>yayo
Ramiro is a fag.
he likes yayoi
I am an incomparable homo

No.593825

>>593761
that means cocaine you weirdo
Please excuse my poor English
I am an incomparable homoOOOO

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No. 576271 [Reply]

hey
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No.576277

>>576276
I don't go on any sites that have a /qa/ board. But even if I did, I am asking a question to somebody who is here, not elsewhere. Once I have an answer, I won't need to ask it anymore.

No.576278

>>576277
faq faq faq faq faq faq

No.576285

cracked a blog sandwich

No.576286

cracked my buttcheeks apart

No.642464

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No. 642399 [Reply]

HHeeyy FFaaggggoottss,,

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DDoonntt bbee aa ssttrraannggeerr.. JJuusstt hhiitt mmee wwiitthh yyoouurr bbeesstt sshhoott.. IImm pprreettttyy mmuucchh ppeerrffeecctt.. II wwaass ccaappttaaiinn ooff tthhee ffoooottbbaallll tteeaamm,, aanndd ssttaarrtteerr oonn mmyy bbaasskkeettbbaallll tteeaamm.. WWhhaatt ssppoorrttss ddoo yyoouu ppllaayy,, ootthheerr tthhaann ""jjaacckk ooffff ttoo nnaakkeedd ddrraawwnn JJaappaanneessee ppeeooppllee""?? II aallssoo ggeett ssttrraaiigghhtt AA''ss,, aanndd hhaavvee aa bbaannggiinngg hhoott ggiirrllffrriieenndd ((SShhee jjuusstt bblleeww mmee;; SShhiitt wwaass SSOO ccaasshh)).. YYoouu aarree aallll ffaaggggoottss wwhhoo sshhoouulldd jjuusstt kkiillll yyoouurrsseellvveess.. TThhaannkkss ffoorr lliisstteenniinngg..

Ppiicc Rreellaatteedd:: Iitt''ss mmee aanndd mmyy bbiittcchh

No.642455

lol its funny
boomp



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No. 642438 [Reply]

Even if it was legal wouldn't it sort of amount to some sort of co parenting agreement with their parents where you have them for certain days and have to take them to soccer practice and watch them on days they want off so it kind of seems like it would be a hassle unless you were a bad boyfriend and only took her for one thing then dropped her off but that kind of abuse would probably be unsustainable

No.642439

wish i looked like that

No.642440

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Not saying i wouldn't but seems like a big difference if you saw her with her mom in a grocery store. You'd have to really talk to her mom and come up with some sort of agreement where you watch her sometimes. It would be more like you're helping her in some way. And your only payment is you spend time with her. If that matters so much to you and she is allowing you to be with her and have fun with her. But still you are watching a child which is ehhhh. Maybe not so much fun

No.642441

why would a high school girl like midori be shopping with mom instead of making games with her sister and yuzu in the clubroom?

No.642443

I mean if you had some way to know their intentions are pure and nice unfortunately most just want child shaped onaholes to use and discard and most parents know that and don't think it's worth the trade off of getting a babysitter for free

No.642444

never understood the obsession with children just get a midget 5' pettanko 30yohag



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