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Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 00:17:55 No. 630582 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX5CPvk31ok
NERIZZLER IS ON GUYS!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:58:03 No.630592

No.

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 14:24:52 No.630611

https://youtu.be/DSkzI5lG5Vw

Bruh

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 23:24:23 No.630656

>>630611
crying remembering when someone gave me a addy(adamant) pickaxe when i first started scaping

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 23:25:29 No.630657

love popping addies

Anonymous 08/31/24 (Sat) 00:23:00 No.630660

>>630657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceo2JS-K97o

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Anonymous 08/25/24 (Sun) 18:48:06 No. 630177 [Reply]

It's out.

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Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 01:01:15 No.630212

It's easier to get women than friends

Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 01:17:49 No.630213

i got a bunch of friends (you guys) simply by browsing imageboards which boards do i browse to get a bunch of gfs

Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 01:24:53 No.630214

>>630213
the diamondcoffeeshop

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:49:22 No.630589

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I passed N3.

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 23:20:21 No.630655

>>630180
when someone challenges my nihongo now I just tell them pass the n1 and get back to me lol

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Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:06:28 No. 630644 [Reply]

I saw a hot girl today and I gave her my phone and told her to add me and she said which social media I said my ota account duh

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:10:44 No.630646

i saw a hot girl today and quickly tried to pull up scos6 but it doesnt work like it used to on my new phone so i didnt catch anything

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:27:58 No.630647

cropped pussy!!!

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:29:39 No.630649

>>630646
scared sometimes when i read ota posts like this didnt even know this existed crying

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:30:56 No.630650

ill give you something to cry about if you arent careful

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:37:36 No.630651

>>630649
it's okay little baby come here let daddy comfort you

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 21:46:15 No. 630572 [Reply]

I may be gay but I do *NOT* post on ota.

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Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 16:04:15 No.630621

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>>630620
What a story, so many twists and turns.

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 16:05:27 No.630622

hate when a sexy thumbnail shows up on pixiv and i click it and then realize its a guy and his balls just werent in the thumbnail it just happened again

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 16:10:50 No.630624

im not gay though anyone would get a boner from something like that

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 19:00:17 No.630641

uh no you dumb homo

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 19:09:28 No.630642

i told you im not a homo were you not listening besides i dont want to fuck him (that would be gay and I. AM. NOT. GAY.) i want to be him and as i am a male (straight) there is nothing intrinsically homosexual about self inserting as another male

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Anonymous 10/02/21 (Sat) 03:07:19 No. 550355 [Reply]

OH NO!

巨乳がはじける

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Anonymous 03/29/22 (Tue) 18:04:05 No.562029

Shortstack

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 22:23:18 No.630577

nice chesticles

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 03:17:57 No.630595

not sure if girls are actually cute or i'm just addicted to porn

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 04:33:00 No.630596

it can be both

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 05:49:22 No.630597

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Anonymous 10/08/22 (Sat) 17:15:02 No. 575260 [Reply]

Amirite ota bros?

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 21:24:40 No.630565

good thing im not ugly

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 21:46:57 No.630573

>>630564
shut up norman

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 23:56:10 No.630579

>>630573
Sex is for henri not us

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 00:16:36 No.630581

henri left imageboards so he could get an otakette gf to discuss idol anime with and go to conventions and concerts with and have sweaty s〇x with maybe i should have followed him instead of begging him to come back

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:59:56 No.630593

>>630579
henri homo

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Anonymous 10/21/21 (Thu) 00:00:14 No. 551318 [Reply]

Ken-sama… Wow

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Anonymous 08/11/22 (Thu) 01:15:05 No.572045

living dream…

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 22:58:07 No.630578

Domo

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:45:01 No.630587

Tonight is the night, bros… I'm gonna finally do it

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:47:18 No.630588

wonder what happened to owgirl will she visit ota again

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:49:29 No.630590

>>630587
Do what?

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Anonymous 12/23/21 (Thu) 17:40:47 No. 555835 [Reply]

A tragedy as old as time

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Anonymous 12/23/21 (Thu) 20:11:42 No.555849

had a hima thread cached on my kindle from early 2017 and i accidently had it refreshed

Anonymous 12/23/21 (Thu) 20:49:50 No.555853

>>555847
If only money mattered then at least you'd have a chance.
I've seen literal homeless Chads get gfs while regular wageslaves making good money go without which is probably for the best because if they do end up getting lucky they just get divorce raped in the end.

Anonymous 07/31/22 (Sun) 21:50:06 No.571454

whoa

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 20:56:45 No.630562

fapped

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 21:26:49 No.630568

>>555849
Just think that thread would have been worth tens of thousands in 2024

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Anonymous 04/14/22 (Thu) 06:49:52 No. 562811 [Reply]

We made Henri leave.

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Anonymous 11/08/22 (Tue) 22:42:16 No.577089

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You made everyone leave. Enjoy your dead site, you stupid fucking ratmen.

Anonymous 11/08/22 (Tue) 23:06:05 No.577093

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>>577089

Anonymous 01/28/23 (Sat) 15:25:54 No.585059

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 20:44:24 No.630560

pasted

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 20:55:49 No.630561

I made this thread.

>>577093
K3k based

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Anonymous 08/23/24 (Fri) 20:07:23 No. 629897 [Reply]

I'm going to eat my own diarrhea and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 17:18:12 No.630545

I've never had indian cuisine and I'm not looking change that. Everything about indian culture sickens me and frankly I believe they should be confined to their own country. That includes pakistan, nepal and bangladesh.

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 18:25:31 No.630548

>>630545
Here’s the thing. Every structure imposed upon your brain is something controlling you. Language determines and limits the possible range of my thoughts? I now think conceptually and non verbally. Cultural history? I read widely, of all religions, philosophies and artistic traditions. I defer or favour none of them. I deprogam the models of thought imposed on me by circumstance and thus create a process where I shatter artificial firmaments which prescribe my thoughts and hem me in, which determine me. This is a lifelong process of total freedom. And what is the most innate, the most basic level of constraint and mental imposition? Instinct. As we meditate to recognise the unconscious patterns of thought emerging from the body and dictating our desires and ideas, so we must also overcome other biologically enforced systems. Scat isn’t just some fetish, it isn’t just some clownish piglike simplicity in rolling around in shit. It’s taking the most basic, the most ingrained, the most innate and instinctive imposition on our minds, disgust at faeces, and saying no, i’m going to completely master my mind and body by actually making myself love it. Total freedom. Total self determination and liberation. If you can make yourself love scat, the most instinctively vile thing, you are at liberty to totally psychically control the rest of your thoughts and desires without outside compulsion- your entire self, lifeworld, phenomenological existence becomes yours to pick and choose at will. It only seems disgusting to you because you let something order you around, tell you what to fear and be repulsed by.

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 19:14:17 No.630553

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parents dragged me to an indian restaurant a few weeks back
it was newly opened in the village the first pajeet run shop there
probably a work visa scam or something everything they do is a scam
it was packed with boomers on a thursday night the cacophony was awful the decor was cheap and shit and the food unremarkable despite the high price my boomer parents blew on it
fuck restaurants and fuck indians
do NOT like the idea of some smelly underpaid third worlder making my food its so gross

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 19:32:00 No.630556

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>>630553
Well, I can't speak for that restaurant, but for me the cuisine is the best in the world, or rather just the combination of spices commonly used.

I just made a second batch of curry, fixed all the mistakes from first time, and it's absolutely delicious, even better than the Indian restaurant.

I've been watching a lot of videos of Indians make curry, and they got all different kinds of ways, here's what I did:

- Fried up diced onion in olive oil in steel pot
- Added can of diced tomatoes + garlic powder + ginger powder
- Cooked until mostly a consistent paste
- Fried up two chicken breasts with a half-stick of butter in a cast-iron pan
- Pulled it apart into small pieces with two forks as it cooked
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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 20:05:36 No.630558

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thankfully authentic japanese kareraisu isn't actually curry but rather meat with thick gravy served over rice

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Anonymous 08/28/24 (Wed) 21:55:34 No. 630491 [Reply]

This is my girlfriend.

Don't look at her.

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 01:57:36 No.630503

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This is my girlfriend, you can look at her.

Got drunk and fell asleep for like 2 hours, it's over, my sleep schedule is ruined again I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep tonight. I know if I try to stay up all night and day it's going to fuck me up for weeks.

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 02:41:37 No.630506

>>630503
>This is my girlfriend, you can look at her.
cuck

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 08:11:03 No.630513

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Not my girlfriend. You can look at her if you want but that's as far as you'll get.

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 08:31:20 No.630514

what a fatty!

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 17:10:41 No.630543

>>630491
If you didn't want me to look at her why would you post her?

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Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 19:18:01 No. 630294 [Reply]

I don't get why anyone still wastes their time and energy on imageboards. You people are retarded.

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Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 23:47:12 No.630324

idolcels get the rope

Anonymous 08/27/24 (Tue) 05:13:58 No.630347

idols get the rape

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 06:20:16 No.630509

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yeah its waning on me
spent the last 17 years doing the whole anime and imageboards thing
there is nothing left to see
what do i have to show for it
absolutely nothing good
i quit alcohol and am now present
im so profoundly bored of it all

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 06:24:28 No.630510

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>>630509
Why has it only gotten better for me, and I appreciate it more?

If I could sit here for 200 years on a computer that'd be great, shame I have to die or do shit eventually.

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 06:35:39 No.630511

simply because people like you are the reason it gets shittier and shittier

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