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No. 591674 [Reply]

CIA MK ULTRA TRYING TO GUIDE MY THOUGHTS BUGS IN MY BRAIN BUGS IN MY BRAIN HELP FUUUUCK THE FAUCI OUCHIE GONNA TAKE MY CUM DAMAGED CUM YOU'LL OWN NOTHING I AM NOTHING WIPE MY BRAIN EAT EAT EAT MASK ON TO MASK MY WORDS CIA HONEY POT TRYING TO GET ME TO TALK INJECT THE BUGS BY EATING THE BUGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No.591675

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OP calm down the CIA doesn't work on domestic targets only foreign.

No.591676

scared



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No. 591519 [Reply]

good morning i love women
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No.591522

Well women hate you

No.591546

>>591520
those are boys not girls

No.591551

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This my wife Helga Matilda Babushka Sonavabitch.

No.591552

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I love bouncing jugs of female fat

No.591673

just woke up and i still love women



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No. 591558 [Reply]

What are we even doing? We're surrounded by these wondrous works of art, and yet we spend all our time writing detailed criticisms of them. We quibble about "pacing" and "filler", vote on meaningless internet ranking charts on social media, and complain about the differences between kouhais and sempais.

It's not like this is a new thing; 20 years ago we were having stupid drama over Saimoe results and shitting on the "Narutards", now we've got anime Myspace polls and I don't even know what we call the people who like the mainstream shounen series anymore.

Wouldn't we be happier if we didn't take things so seriously and spent more time having fun and creating things?
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No.591654

>>591619
sex would have saved me if it happened in highschool when it was supposed to
of course it's too late now, but there was a time…

No.591658

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sometimes wonder how my life would have turned out had i not been cursed with the tism

No.591660

>>591658
think its better to be autistic and enjoy anime than to be a dreadfully boring norman who watches hours of the latest seasonal sportscrap drama before getting drunk and then whining about politics and still falling asleep alone or next to a partner who hates their guts

No.591666

>>591660
plenty of norms enjoy anime

No.591667

>>591658
you dont have autism so youre living that life right now



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No. 572647 [Reply]

how do i get a thin japanese physique ?

No.572648

eat their food, eat their games, eat their women

No.591563

just weighed myself and reached a new all time record low my bmi is 18.5

No.591597

move to japan its the only way

No.591600

1. Eat a high carb diet but keep the calories under control
2. Walk a lot

You wouldn't really want a Jap physique they all look pretty gross millions of people with the bodies of skinny/skinnyfat teenbros

No.591656

flip their women



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No. 561198 [Reply]

My mom's friend talks too much! How do i defeat her?
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No.591640

just shove your cock in her mouth op

No.591650

>>561201
wow are you me?
yeah, you probably are

No.591651

have sex with your mother

No.591653

Wish my mom had friends that weren't just ex boyfriends perhaps I could have used her connections to date the daughters of her hypothetical friends



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No. 591623 [Reply]



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No. 591616 [Reply]

>This made boomers shit and cum

No.591617

whatgpt

No.591618

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Bulma your balls are missing



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No. 591345 [Reply]

Face it you're already near or beyond age 30 and your original brain problems have contorted and divided over the years to the point of being unfixable
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No.591363

no i just enjoy a good sausage

No.591365

>>591345
yeah my life is pretty much over at this point

No.591374

I've gotten better at masking but it usually falls apart after a brief conversation

No.591375

Self-improvement is a life-long journey. Ganbaru. ٩(◕‿◕。)۶

No.591613

hey guys check out my poosy



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No. 591579 [Reply]

Why is this stupid site so FUCKING slow? It takes 20 seconds to open a new thread, it takes 3 minutes to load a 1mb PNG. If I go to cc literally everything loads instantly for comparison. It's just sad. It's probably going to take 5 minutes to even make this post
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No.591599

>>591598
Is this true?

No.591601

>>591599
No because everything loads fine for me.

No.591603

i appreciate the slowness of ota it helps make the board feel more cozy and lets me drink my tea while waiting for the cute idol image to load

raiders like you would never understand

No.591609

ota loads slowly on my phone but works as fast as 4chan or any other imageboard when im on my pc

No.591610

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>>591609
Phone posters BTFO



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No. 564032 [Reply]

I feel like we've gained all we can from isolation, introspection and drugs so it may be time to start seeking knowledge from outside the human sphere by enlisting the aid of devils and other outer beings.
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No.564034

Think it might make more sense to try and gain knowledge from other people and friends and stuff instead of things that don't exist druggie

No.564035

I prayed to the devil once, I wanted a Sniper Rifle, A Gatling Gun and a Light-Saber. Didn't get any of them.

No.564036

>>564034
99.99% of the population is ignorant

No.591589

Did you get demon friends to teach you stuff?

No.591594

I don't know what I'm thinking when I post this crap



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No. 561680 [Reply]

mom makes me breastfeed so she doesnt get sore when she sweats it gets on my lips
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No.561816

He posted here

No.561835

He farted here

No.591576

nice titties

No.591578

>>561835
A childless 30 year old man typed this post with confidence thinking it's funny and I chuckled at it

No.591585

he was our friend and i wont forgive those who make a mockery of his sacrifice



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No. 537073 [Reply]

You know my flavor I’m the real Vanilla Ice
To all my haters I’m a CEO
10k a day, Alicia Keys ain't gain nothing on me
I got kilos baby
I got my mansions and I got my lamborghinis
I’m the real bad jammer
Lady Gaga ain't got shit on me
I’m the real steh-
Natalie Portman is my baby, CEO goddess
I got my app, energize baby
Its a real Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby
You’ve got my flavor
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No.537084

Why was this guy popular again?

No.591573

Drop it niggle!

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