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No. 625004 [Reply]

>ota
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No. 554144 [Reply]

my work colleague/boss was complaining to me about his teen daughter today
she is i think 15 and a bespectacled gamer/geek girl
i have met her before
anyway he was going on about how she was "real into japan" and had posters in her room of "those japanese cartoons, she's almost 16" as though it was highly absurd a teen would like cartoons

me, not wanting to revel my power level to the person ive worked with for 8 years.. "yeah, that stuff's pretty popular with teens apparently.."

little did he know he was face to face with a veteran 32 y/o weeb whose MAL has almost 140 entries
was chuckling about it for a while
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No.573923

there aren't enough cute girls to jo to

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No.642481

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No.642485

sigh didnt watch season 2 dash hit chapter 51 might binge read

No.642486

bought all the volumes



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No. 550629 [Reply]

Metroid Dread comes out today I pre-ordered it.

It's sort of like a new Metroidvania game.
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No.551085

>>550952
It just looks like modded MHW smh

No.642465

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Nun

No.642471

>>551084
Dread is a weird game, it has the most frustrating and lame first half but feels really good once you're on a roll for where to go and can actually interact with a few things.

No.642483

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smack that

No.642484

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the guts are calling



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No. 642472 [Reply]

Dont tell otamin.
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No.642479

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>>642474
les bocchi edition

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No. 634997 [Reply]

KYAAAAAAA ANON-KUN~~ >/////////////////< DOKI DOKI DESU NEEE!!!!!!!!!

No.635000

wish i had a friend like hinata

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No.642469

>>642468
somebody BAN this 3DPD spamming FAGGOT

Hahahaha

No.642470

>>642468
whoa… anime girls r real……………..



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No. 596192 [Reply]

Rate my end-game Dark Souls 2 build (pictured below)
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No.596541

>>596220
dad says not to throw bricks in glass houses

No.596542

>>596520
Playing through my first time and the Owl fight clicked for me after a few days and I won't say it was heart pounding but it felt like I had solved it in a way other Souls fights hadn't felt

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This is literally a kidney stone

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No. 593648 [Reply]

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the ota brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "ota" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?
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No.593723

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mom is making asagohan gonno feast

No.593759

>>593683
More like 2011.

No.593761

>yayo
Ramiro is a fag.
he likes yayoi
I am an incomparable homo

No.593825

>>593761
that means cocaine you weirdo
Please excuse my poor English
I am an incomparable homoOOOO

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No. 576271 [Reply]

hey
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No.576277

>>576276
I don't go on any sites that have a /qa/ board. But even if I did, I am asking a question to somebody who is here, not elsewhere. Once I have an answer, I won't need to ask it anymore.

No.576278

>>576277
faq faq faq faq faq faq

No.576285

cracked a blog sandwich

No.576286

cracked my buttcheeks apart

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No. 607960 [Reply]

Video games?
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This is exactly how I imagined the world record Persona 1 speedrunner.

No.642460

spam

No.642462

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*smacks into wall repeatedly*
OVERWRITE THIS PAIN TEARING ME APART

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No. 642405 [Reply]

It's lanzhu and choco-sensei's birthdays!
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chocosen

No.642442

yeah spread that tight asshole baby

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uhm choco sensei?

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happy birthday Lanzhu!



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No. 642371 [Reply]

If you worry about your demise in the future, your demise has already come.

- otamin
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No.642449

>>642448
ikareta neet

No.642452

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Reading 1 Samuel I'm instantly taken back to the bronze age collapse

The philistine nigg3rs got the Ark of the Covenant and they placed it next to their idol God Dagon but God kept knocking it over and then he gave them all tumors so they gave it back return the slab style.

No.642453

reading spam

No.642454

henrietta was our friend he posted here he was our friend

-otaposter

No.642456

oog pussy cum i jack off daily

- pornota



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No. 642399 [Reply]

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Ppiicc Rreellaatteedd:: Iitt''ss mmee aanndd mmyy bbiittcchh

No.642455

lol its funny
boomp



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