[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]

/jp/ - 2D/Random

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1659566476470.jpg (443.23 KB, 1024x1280, 1657291299355.jpg)

No. 571672 [Reply]

Does anyone want to play splatoon wth me
5 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

No.571725

>>571682
>>571682
post your nintendo friend code

No.571727

SW-2942-1483-7024

No.589878

File: 1681608539201.jpg (752.05 KB, 1920x1080, 20230415_182743.jpg)

kids love squids

No.589879

i bought it back in novemeber played for like a month and then haven't touched it since like mid-december
sigh there should have been a demo or something

No.589881

splatoon 3 feels like its been out forever but the hima exodus was before it released hard to imagine i was still playing 2 at the time



File: 1681529849282.jpg (273.82 KB, 600x1050, 1681502757068.jpg)

No. 589852 [Reply]

It's a hot summer morning in Japan. You wake up and step outside for a smoke and then the girl who lives next door and is also a sixth grader comes out. How long is your sentence going to be if you plead guilty?
2 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

No.589860

Let's rape that girl.

No.589861

im standing on the balcony, shirtless, ripped, in just my grey sweatpants no underwear, my manhood casting an impressive outline, i take that first long drag on my hand rolled cigarette
nothing quite like the first one of the day. i feel the nicotine spread through my body and my senses come alive
i look to my right an notice the young neighbor girl having a cheeky mire as she puts out the recycling, i give her my best seductive grin and a good morning
shes wearing a loose tshirt barely covering her well developed tits, i can see her nipples through the thin fabric, she turns around and bends over to tie the bag and the shirt rides up a bit
i can see her panties, a fat lip almost bulging out the side..she goes downstairs to place it in the bin, her luscious black hair gently swinging in the breeze

after she comes back up the stairs i say "im making iced coffee if you want some" and beckon her inside, she gives a coy smile and says yes please as she comes into my apartment..

No.589866

I avoid eye contact and go back inside

No.589869

>>589866
yeah this feels more relatable

No.589870

>>589861
henri is that you



File: 1681575770241.jpeg (265.61 KB, 797x835, 2CD69F29-5C1B-4A06-966B-3….jpeg)

No. 589867 [Reply]

cant stand these flippin teentubers


File: 1618861858375.jpg (652.52 KB, 850x1208, 687c7054e9378baa97ee7b39ed….jpg)

No. 529811 [Reply]

rm -fr /jp
56 posts and 9 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.535261

File: 1620389038320.png (400.38 KB, 735x642, 1617564253278.png)

>>535258
it's dead now. the admin shut it down.

No.535280

mfw /ghost/ has more /jp/ heritage than all of /jp/ now

No.588812

File: 1679605188969.jpg (142.4 KB, 1312x1108, 1679246332073.jpg)

You clicked to see what's on the last page.

No.589859

>>588812
no i didnt shut up stupid

No.589863

the clone site is up again
i once posted the link to it and framed it as an ad for a new spinoff as a joke and retardmin still moved it to ghost



File: 1681439659527.png (220.75 KB, 369x663, c1c97697869277005a25895fd0….png)

No. 589820 [Reply]

Does suicide bombing get rid of basically all this issues with suicide?
You die a hero for your cause, your friends and family are happy and proud of your death, you make a difference and change things, you are remembered and celebrated.
You don't go to Hell if your death is in the name of the Lord, but rather get branded a martyr and you get to live on the fifth sphere of Heaven, with enhanced status as a direct soldier of God in the afterlife. And the Muslims get 72 virgins.

No.589821

How is this otaku culture?

No.589822

>>589821
BANAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.589841

Has whatmin finally lost it?

No.589842

the whatmin

No.589843

reported to italian authorities



File: 1681178200713.jpg (83.49 KB, 1200x675, Top 9 inspirational depres….jpg)

No. 589700 [Reply]

My roommate came home when I was eating dinner in my room and started shouting about how there was a dish in the sink and a used pot on the counter. He yelled "WHAT AM I A MAID?!" and spent the next 10 minutes stomping around the apartment, slamming every door and doing something(?) with the dishes. I think he has some animus for me because I stay at home NEETing it up all day and won't socialize with him beyond occasionally listening to him talk and nodding my head until I can go back to my room. I legitimately have autism and I don't enjoy socializing offline so I would rather not do it at all. He works a lot, oftentimes with shitty hours, and he has to deal with annoying customers and employees sometimes so I can understand him coming home in a bad mood, but all this does is make me scared to leave my room and alienate me further. It seems like he's gone now, so I'm going to get some stuff done outside of my room before he gets back and I have to hide out for the rest of the night. Stay safe, Ota.
46 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.589827

How did you guys learn to write smut like that?

No.589828

uh how long have you been posting exactly?

No.589829

years ago i wrote an oban star racers rape fic and posted it to iichan it was fucking brilliant although no one else seemed to appreciate it and then i accidentally deleted the file from my computer and lost it forever

No.589832

File: 1681460950592.jpg (717.53 KB, 1024x662, WELCOME TO NEW :Z:EALAND.jpg)

>>589829 Shoutout to all the old iichan crew! Big ups

No.589836

archie pittman, count montivan, blanky, frank, BIG MIKE, fatso, sney



File: 1681170956597.jpg (127.13 KB, 1280x720, [GG] Love Live SuperstarSa….jpg)

No. 589698 [Reply]

>Ota
6 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

No.589802

think it would be nice to have a live in otameido who cleans and walks around in frilly skirts

No.589803

File: 1681406869911.jpg (162.16 KB, 1080x1350, 1681406352100843.jpg)

>ota

No.589807

>>589801
No one ever did anything free for me

No.589808

grouse skinpaint please spoiler kindly, thanks

No.589816

File: 1681425302092.jpg (62.67 KB, 357x480, latest-4167518069.jpg)

>>589808
DUDE MASTER ROSHI I am an incomparable homo



File: 1640158393966.jpg (90.29 KB, 500x320, __minami_kotori_and_hoshiz….jpg)

No. 555720 [Reply]

Remember when everyone had fun posting anime on ota, we should try that again
61 posts and 19 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.589730

infact i remember the cool kids at school got friends by trading their good juice box flavors at lunch

No.589732

Last time I went norming he could tell I was still too shy to talk to strangers so he kept giving me more and more alcohol

No.589812

>>589732
why are gays sexual predators who try to get people drunk and daterape them

No.589813

File: 1681417615180.jpg (375.53 KB, 1536x2048, 1681386891012.jpg)

I know how she must feel dealing with these alcohol people is not fun but they usually behave completely different when sober

No.589814

File: 1681418469929.png (156.24 KB, 577x433, 1681316713197929.png)

>>589813
Bocchi the Gaia



File: 1681341262886.jpg (426.59 KB, 1044x1500, 83.jpg)

No. 589779 [Reply]

>ota

No.589804

File: 1681406982742.png (2.51 MB, 2984x2000, 1668984155203.png)

>oat

No.589805

File: 1681407244633.jpg (1.15 MB, 2560x1440, 2023-04-13-054924_2560x144….jpg)

Started another Elden Ring playthrough for the first time since it came out

15 END and the rest equally in VIG/STR/DEX, using just longsword and shield

First time I played magic and I'm enjoying this more I think, with more utilization of consumables, ashes of war, and bows.

No.589806

Cool. Cool…

No.589809

>>589805
>うわぁ。。。



File: 1681361511516.jpg (417.7 KB, 2121x1188, t orange.jpg)

No. 589788 [Reply]

T destroyed us, /ota/bros…
2 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

No.589792

chess doesnt have cute anime girls

No.589797

surely theres some chinese gacha variant that does

No.589798

the queen already feels like a dlc character

No.589799

henri the last queen of ota

No.589800

File: 1681398916438.jpg (421.99 KB, 1500x2048, 1681387090698.jpg)

he was our friend



File: 1681288450324.jpg (844.33 KB, 2544x3018, anonflan.jpg)

No. 589739 [Reply]

Anonymous is legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

No.589740

western fartist shit stain

No.589763

File: 1681324474653.jpg (459.35 KB, 1680x1050, pranked.jpg)

we have over 9000 jpsies and theyre all pranking reimu



File: 1681143791072.jpg (151.69 KB, 1242x1080, 1680031536389235.jpg)

No. 589669 [Reply]

did meromin's bf dump him? why is he so lonely and desperate for attention
6 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

No.589735

>>589697
Languages change, idiot.

No.589741

File: 1681291255813.jpg (44.77 KB, 460x482, pikachu bite head.jpg)

>>589697 Whoever wrote this is a complete moron! It must be a joke? Using poor grammar and bad spelling to criticise anyone else's use of language, on the subject of “irony”, surely this must be a joke… if not he's a total idiot!
- Incorrect use of semicolons
- the typos “unironcally” and “demostrate”
- MAGA is not an example of the irony definition given
- It's not “usually a synonym for literally” at all, this guy has completely missed the point. It's used in regards to things one might assume to be done ironically, but is actually sincere e.g. a metalhead who sincerely enjoys Britney Spears music, or a cinephile who likes Marvel movies. An English hipster edgelord could wear a MAGA cap ironically, but an American who truly supports Trump could wear the hat unironically. I am on an anonymous imageboard unironically criticising all the mistakes in an image, even though I have a feeling it's deliberately stupid!
- Something COULD be an “un-incongruous coincidence”, it's just called a coincidence! E.g. a normal car striking a normal pedestrian which are no way related.
- “unyellow” could be a perfectly cromulent word depending on the context. The white plastic fittings in the wet room at the factory turn yellow after a while, so every few months someone has to unyellow them. It's “not a word” but one could understand the meaning from the context.
- There is no central authority for the English language, and words change meaning based on how they're used. Not just over time, but even between different contemporary social groups.
- “Internet-educated” should be hyphenated

So yeah >>589697 or whoever made that jpg is an idiot

No.589742

the internet is no joke this is serious

No.589743

>>589741
Okay, this is epic.

No.589745

>>589741
unironicallybros we unironically won



Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278]
[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]