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No. 549830 [Reply]

What did we learn today ota?
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No.549879

wish i wasnt dumb and annoying

No.562703

going to learn how to make online friends

No.562704

going to learn how to ghost my online friends they're annoying

No.562706

>>562704
cruel people like you dont deserve online friends

No.615372

>>562706
you got ghosted for two years for being an annoying tranny, now get out of the dunce corner



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No. 615303 [Reply]

>Turn 32
>Get my first hemorrhoid
>now have to think about this when I'm gaming
getting old is hilarious
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No.615327

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still have the 'roids after fucking my ass with a pen a month ago

No.615341

>>615327
You should have lost your anal virginity to a black dude like all the otachis!

No.615351

>>615341
my friend and fellow otachi henri loved BBC. He loved it so much that his anus got ruptured from taking so much BBC

No.615354

>>615351
dont understand how that can happen from watching the news

No.615356

>>615341
henri loved giving up his anal virginity to a black dude sigh



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No. 541704 [Reply]

best part about the public pool is drinking the water knowing how many sexy ladies have peed in there
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No.555268

thought you were in jail boleman

No.569737

was the youngest person at the pool this morning

No.569769

not allowed in the gene pool because im just not

No.600971

>>541744
At this point i wish this was the worst maki thread I'dve seen

No.615347

love swimming in Makis piss!



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No. 615332 [Reply]

>/ota/


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No. 615233 [Reply]

"colorless green ideas sleep furiously" — Otamin
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No.615289

>>615286
>>615288
I am about 90% sure this is some fed doing it it can no longer be called a coincidence

No.615294

scared CIA is watching me take a dump

No.615319

Really love this picture of Ram

No.615321

WARNING
WARNING WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING

No.615331

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>>615321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNSbgOMp7jQ
んんー、あ、あー。ワーニング!ワーニング!
ロリロリロリロリロリコンロリロリロリコン(有罪・犯罪・変態紳士!)



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No. 615145 [Reply]

Are you seeing that ïncel over there?
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No.615207

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>>615194
Please give me the autistic femcels and goonettes. I'll take one of the hoodrats if you're all out.

No.615208

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POV: You happen to see henri while outside and try to convince him to return to ota

No.615220

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>>615208
henri would never jbwmaxx

No.615231

I've noticed that if I avoid going places with females and ignore the ones I do come across that I start to forget about them and don't feel that ache of romantic failure nor the horniness that comes along with it but if I'm forced to interact with them for some reason and they are nice to me it'll all come back and I'll go home and wank sometimes multiple times.

No.615330

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No. 614357 [Reply]

Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
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No.615221

think its weird but nice you can pay someone and they'll pretend to be your friend for a half hour i should try it

No.615236

just talk to oata

No.615296

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Gonna go to this local therapist and explain how I've been living the past 14 years and ask her to touch my arm, if she says yes I'm going to kneel in front of her and present my arm. If she refuses I'm going to burst into treats.

No.615297

>>615296
doggy treats or kitty treats

No.615320

The females on 4chan /adv/ are actually insane



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No. 614322 [Reply]

Stretchy bird pussy!

No.614714

henri

No.615318

hey there puss puss



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No. 615308 [Reply]

what is he trying to say
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No.615311

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>>615310
what is this trying to say

No.615312

>>615311
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

No.615313

Imagine just slamming Warwick Davis as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Warwick's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Warwick Davis releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.

No.615314

>>615310
why did you jump to sucking your dick thats a bit gay dont you think

No.615317

>>615314
where else would be worth kissing on your body…



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No. 615277 [Reply]

How would you feel if a girl like this confessed to you on Valentine's Day back in high school?
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No.615299

Sometimes I daydream what it would be like if I had a normbrain and pursued all the girls that showed interest in me or even the ones that didn't and was some sort of male slut

No.615300

die humblebraggers

No.615301

only remember girls lying that one of their friends liked me as a haha ew gross joke

No.615302

>>615300
In 8th grade I had this weeb girl who would invite me to her house. She liked Inuyasha and we watched some episodes and I thought it was gay because fuck anime. I even slept over her house and her parents were super cool (they probably wouldn't have even cared if we fucked the family was kinda weird), and one time I touched her back and she verbally out loud mumbled something like "omg he's…"

Never even kissed. What did I do? I completely started ignoring her because I could not stand being that close to someone. That level of intimacy was too painful for my autistic brain.

No.615307

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hate w*men



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No. 612683 [Reply]

Very cute!!!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
I really like this one!!!
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No.612737

>>612736
What do you mean by that? ヾ(^▽^*)))

No.612738

cuts.top/zAJu

No.612742

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it's not gay if I get the hero right

No.612746

>>612742
He has a cool philosophy on life. I would say no.

No.615287

pussy



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No. 543490 [Reply]

>girls can't be hopeless romant-

No.543492

poor kotori always alone playing with her sewing mannequin

No.615249

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What's it like to be romantic but not hopeless?

No.615253

porker idol

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