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Anonymous 09/29/21 (Wed) 17:37:39 No. 550207 [Reply]

Every day, someone on Earth takes the biggest poop in the whole world for that day. That person could even be you!

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Anonymous 04/23/24 (Tue) 01:43:12 No.619489

Each day it's probably someone emptying their bowels upon death

Anonymous 04/23/24 (Tue) 15:19:02 No.619547

I love maki
I hope she quits smoking

Anonymous 09/01/24 (Sun) 08:53:36 No.630761

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head
Feed your head
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Anonymous 09/01/24 (Sun) 10:17:15 No.630767

i dont think its possible for that to happen to an average person since they eat an average amount of food its probably some morbidly obese person

Anonymous 09/01/24 (Sun) 20:53:32 No.630806

It would probably be someone with a disorder that makes their poopoo much bigger like too many bacteria or ibs

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Anonymous 07/19/21 (Mon) 23:58:42 No. 542104 [Reply]

How do I stop hating people who were born after me?

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Anonymous 01/27/23 (Fri) 14:51:38 No.584989

shimashima

Anonymous 01/27/23 (Fri) 21:30:55 No.585007

>>584986
>>584990
creep

Anonymous 01/29/23 (Sun) 03:18:09 No.585125

creepy pussy?

Anonymous 01/29/23 (Sun) 23:51:14 No.585172

>>585069
you missed this one pedmin

Anonymous 09/01/24 (Sun) 07:42:44 No.630750

>>584982
>>584982
Pussy!!

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Anonymous 08/31/24 (Sat) 23:02:59 No. 630716 [Reply]

I'm Lamy's lunch…

Anonymous 09/01/24 (Sun) 04:00:29 No.630738

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I don't know who any of these vtubers are, I feel like an old man not keeping up with what's hip with the kids

Did you know they banned that episode of Spongebob with the panty raid? The are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs one

Anonymous 09/01/24 (Sun) 05:42:49 No.630741

>>630738
ogey

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Anonymous 08/31/24 (Sat) 03:00:22 No. 630662 [Reply]

look at my gf and then kill yourself, faggot

Anonymous 08/31/24 (Sat) 03:32:10 No.630665

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This is my gf, look at her look at you

Anonymous 08/31/24 (Sat) 03:59:21 No.630666

>>630665
That's a child.

Anonymous 08/31/24 (Sat) 05:35:12 No.630667

the girl from the boring meetings show.

Anonymous 08/31/24 (Sat) 05:51:24 No.630669

i like meetings

Anonymous 08/31/24 (Sat) 06:11:10 No.630670

>>630669
That’s because you have low testosterone and are a soy boy

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Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 00:17:55 No. 630582 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX5CPvk31ok
NERIZZLER IS ON GUYS!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:58:03 No.630592

No.

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 14:24:52 No.630611

https://youtu.be/DSkzI5lG5Vw

Bruh

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 23:24:23 No.630656

>>630611
crying remembering when someone gave me a addy(adamant) pickaxe when i first started scaping

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 23:25:29 No.630657

love popping addies

Anonymous 08/31/24 (Sat) 00:23:00 No.630660

>>630657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceo2JS-K97o

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Anonymous 08/25/24 (Sun) 18:48:06 No. 630177 [Reply]

It's out.

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Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 01:01:15 No.630212

It's easier to get women than friends

Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 01:17:49 No.630213

i got a bunch of friends (you guys) simply by browsing imageboards which boards do i browse to get a bunch of gfs

Anonymous 08/26/24 (Mon) 01:24:53 No.630214

>>630213
the diamondcoffeeshop

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:49:22 No.630589

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I passed N3.

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 23:20:21 No.630655

>>630180
when someone challenges my nihongo now I just tell them pass the n1 and get back to me lol

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Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:06:28 No. 630644 [Reply]

I saw a hot girl today and I gave her my phone and told her to add me and she said which social media I said my ota account duh

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:10:44 No.630646

i saw a hot girl today and quickly tried to pull up scos6 but it doesnt work like it used to on my new phone so i didnt catch anything

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:27:58 No.630647

cropped pussy!!!

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:29:39 No.630649

>>630646
scared sometimes when i read ota posts like this didnt even know this existed crying

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:30:56 No.630650

ill give you something to cry about if you arent careful

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 21:37:36 No.630651

>>630649
it's okay little baby come here let daddy comfort you

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 21:46:15 No. 630572 [Reply]

I may be gay but I do *NOT* post on ota.

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Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 16:04:15 No.630621

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>>630620
What a story, so many twists and turns.

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 16:05:27 No.630622

hate when a sexy thumbnail shows up on pixiv and i click it and then realize its a guy and his balls just werent in the thumbnail it just happened again

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 16:10:50 No.630624

im not gay though anyone would get a boner from something like that

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 19:00:17 No.630641

uh no you dumb homo

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 19:09:28 No.630642

i told you im not a homo were you not listening besides i dont want to fuck him (that would be gay and I. AM. NOT. GAY.) i want to be him and as i am a male (straight) there is nothing intrinsically homosexual about self inserting as another male

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Anonymous 10/02/21 (Sat) 03:07:19 No. 550355 [Reply]

OH NO!

巨乳がはじける

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Anonymous 03/29/22 (Tue) 18:04:05 No.562029

Shortstack

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 22:23:18 No.630577

nice chesticles

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 03:17:57 No.630595

not sure if girls are actually cute or i'm just addicted to porn

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 04:33:00 No.630596

it can be both

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 05:49:22 No.630597

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Anonymous 10/08/22 (Sat) 17:15:02 No. 575260 [Reply]

Amirite ota bros?

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Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 21:24:40 No.630565

good thing im not ugly

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 21:46:57 No.630573

>>630564
shut up norman

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 23:56:10 No.630579

>>630573
Sex is for henri not us

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 00:16:36 No.630581

henri left imageboards so he could get an otakette gf to discuss idol anime with and go to conventions and concerts with and have sweaty s〇x with maybe i should have followed him instead of begging him to come back

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:59:56 No.630593

>>630579
henri homo

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Anonymous 10/21/21 (Thu) 00:00:14 No. 551318 [Reply]

Ken-sama… Wow

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Anonymous 08/11/22 (Thu) 01:15:05 No.572045

living dream…

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 22:58:07 No.630578

Domo

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:45:01 No.630587

Tonight is the night, bros… I'm gonna finally do it

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:47:18 No.630588

wonder what happened to owgirl will she visit ota again

Anonymous 08/30/24 (Fri) 01:49:29 No.630590

>>630587
Do what?

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Anonymous 12/23/21 (Thu) 17:40:47 No. 555835 [Reply]

A tragedy as old as time

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Anonymous 12/23/21 (Thu) 20:11:42 No.555849

had a hima thread cached on my kindle from early 2017 and i accidently had it refreshed

Anonymous 12/23/21 (Thu) 20:49:50 No.555853

>>555847
If only money mattered then at least you'd have a chance.
I've seen literal homeless Chads get gfs while regular wageslaves making good money go without which is probably for the best because if they do end up getting lucky they just get divorce raped in the end.

Anonymous 07/31/22 (Sun) 21:50:06 No.571454

whoa

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 20:56:45 No.630562

fapped

Anonymous 08/29/24 (Thu) 21:26:49 No.630568

>>555849
Just think that thread would have been worth tens of thousands in 2024

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