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No. 578262 [Reply]

eating hot dogs for breakfast
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No.581721

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call em hotdogs here

No.581722

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>>581721
>Handmade batter

No.581748

I make my own handmade batter from my penis

No.581751

thats semen NOT batter

No.581754

baby batter



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No. 553871 [Reply]

Lingerie shopping with the girls~
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No.553887

>>553886
does it vend big-dicked girls?

No.553888

Is running a girly cock sock shop profitable?

No.553892

>>553888
maybe, but you'll have to secure partnerships with luxury brands like louis vuitton. birls are nothing but brand slaves

No.555518

bing bing

No.581737

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No. 581709 [Reply]

phew is it hot in here
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No.581711

weird anatomy

No.581716

>>581711
dont be mean

No.581717

i calls em like i sees em

No.581734

can smell my own musk

No.581735

can smell the worlds own elon musk



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No. 581649 [Reply]

I can see it. I can taste the smell of the girl. Wet plump girl let me touch that girl please.
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No.581714

who cares

No.581715

cared about it until the hiatus then when it came back people said the subs were machine translated didnt feel like waiting for better and just dropped it

No.581718

without accurate translation one misses the nuances of the deep and intricate storyline

No.581719

deep and intricate lady holes

No.581723

Happy rape of girl.



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No. 581361 [Reply]


I don't hate foids for making me cel, I get that their programming forces them to only desire 6 foot 4 guys with massive square jaws and hunter eyes and 13 inch dicks. I hate them for being assholes when they don't have to be. You shouldn't treat everyone based on how attractive you find them. For some reason most men get this but as far as women are concerned you have no right to exist if you aren't either some Chad railing them or some goober simpcel giving them money
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No.581550

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were taking the fight to the norms

No.581663

I don't think most men actually get this

No.581664

>>581663
What do you mean?

No.581686

>>581664
Men don't get that they shouldn't treat people based on their physical attractiveness

No.581687

test



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No. 544669 [Reply]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live with a woman, wake up every morning next to her and be engulfed by her feminine scents.
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No.581680

how about a gif with subtitles like the good old days

No.581681

the verber

No.581682

>>581680
cant go back to soundless soulless gifs

No.581683

>soulless
oh, didn't realize i was talking to someone who wasn't around back then

No.581684

mom complained about how at work they made her pick a favorite gif



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No. 581630 [Reply]

>/ota/

No.581631

green

No.581636

classic disability-sean post

No.581647

I read sean as sean not shawn

No.581660

need a dorothy daughterwife applications are open

No.581685

read or read



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No. 581597 [Reply]

shopping in Japan be like

No.581608

seems pretty inconvenient to shop in fetish wear

No.581610

aren't they supposed to be on the shelves



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No. 581504 [Reply]

i believe this is a cold uncaring world, but not an actively malicious one. i am just too weak to better myself. i am trapped and i can feel the suffocation
it is bullshit!!! fuck this shit!!! *screams more at random people i queue up with and acts like a big huge dumb retard for fun*

No.581515

uhhh they havent had crinkle cut fries at bk for years now



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No. 581499 [Reply]

I got drugged up by CIA glow buddies in nuthouses and can not function anymore without weed. That combined with the chronic severe pain and rage from shitty doctors and ptsd keeps me unable to sleep at night. Edibles kind of suck imo. I wish I didn't need to smoke so much.

No.581500

i was told to just say no to drugs in elementary school got confused when everyone started doing them later in high school

No.581501

glad im not a drugnorm

No.581505

>>581500
I experienced a similar thing with sex everyone kept saying they were Christian and loved Jesus but wouldn't think twice to have sex with someone before marriage it didn't make sense

No.581508

glad the CIA hasn't come after me



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No. 581424 [Reply]

>Yaaaawn. Good morning, dear. Can you run to McDonald's and get me three McGriddles, two hashbrowns, a big breakfast with pancakes, a large caramel frappe, and a large chocolate milkshake?

How do you respond?
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No.581434

>what do?
Options:
A) Ignore
B) Tell the poster to go back to DeviantArt
C) Ask the poster who they are quoting

No.581435

>>581434
need more options

No.581447

I'd say “First, it's my breakfast time” then eat her sweaty pussy

No.581494

wish I had a chunker

No.581496

Miss when I was younger and braver and hornier and would jokingly poke girls bellies



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No. 581495 [Reply]

You heard her.

NOW stop it!


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