[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]

/jp/ - 2D/Random

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1622090319619.png (3.3 MB, 1229x1800, leer.png)

No. 536712 [Reply]

I'm scared of women
23 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.541409

thanks a lot teenmin

No.553899

pussy ass ni66as

No.553923

got a new phone screen protector and the cute asian girl at the shop installed it for me
soft and feminine asian girl

No.553926

File: 1637966585779.png (829.87 KB, 779x720, guh.png)

There's a girl I see occasionally with long black anime hair who is taller and pretty and thin and I confided in someone that I thought she was about as good as real women can get and one day she came up to do something and I got scared and pretended to be messing with my cup and when she left and I could breathe the guy said that was awful you didn't even look at her.

No.553957




File: 1625139818565.png (641.25 KB, 960x721, 45ejoqdski871.png)

No. 539434 [Reply]

American here this is really common. Is it like this in Europe too?

No.539435

Yes

No.553911

Happened to me last night on Thanksgiving

No.553919

it's not unlikely if you have a great grandma from another state or something. College educated first worlders tend to move wherever they can find work and that leads to big divides in family.

No.553920

>>553919
I once had a Christmas where my mom made us all talk to our great grandma on the phone after she called, she remembered my brother and older cousin but had no idea who me and my younger cousin were… I met her twice in my life and once in the age range I could remember.



File: 1625890909529.jpg (1.21 MB, 1920x3200, drxyeqepgf971.jpg)

No. 540427 [Reply]

>ota
3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

No.540518

>>540511
I'm ok with that it's not as honorable as dying in combat but going in your sleep is the kind of peaceful death everyone wants.

No.540547

>>540518
You’re not gonno die you’ll just have to use a cpap machine.

No.540561

>>540518
back to discord

No.553901

BASED

No.553930

crying so happy for maegami-chan



File: 1637829001174.jpg (318.96 KB, 1155x1920, teeth.jpg)

No. 553843 [Reply]

Do you guys ever get the sensation that you're inhuman? Happens a lot on my end.

No.553844

works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No.553846

becoming a youkai is illegal

No.553870

when i was a kid i used to think that everyone but me was secretely an alien in disguise



File: 1637864322380.jpg (1.32 MB, 1500x1067, revue_ot3.jpg)

No. 553860 [Reply]

It's not gay if its in a threeway


File: 1626287540503.jpg (1.65 MB, 998x1445, 91053598_p0.jpg)

No. 541036 [Reply]

11 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.550681

File: 1633777031402.jpg (1.66 MB, 1920x1200, e1062907d4b8f34b148ca0346b….jpg)


No.553752

File: 1637735244608.jpg (228.55 KB, 956x1700, __hatsune_miku_vocaloid_dr….jpg)

Halozy - Your Eyes (Club Mix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzGhGXQJnrw

No.553754

File: 1637748783169.jpg (306.5 KB, 896x896, mpv-01. Kyrie eleison - re….jpg)


No.553760

>>553752
diminuendo after the first part was kinda boring otherwise a banger

No.553800

File: 1637776575545.jpg (366.95 KB, 1223x864, __hatsuseno_alpha_yokohama….jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdO_XTgZDH0

can someone bump the music thread ive been listening to t square a lot lately



File: 1634814206244.jpg (428.06 KB, 1920x1080, 2021-10-21-064528_1920x108….jpg)

No. 551340 [Reply]

I started playing this SMT III Nocturne game on hard and realized that was stupid when I literally couldn't get past the tutorial because of RNG.

It's not a matter of skill, you are by yourself with only 1 move being "attack", and 2 medicine healing items.

Enemy randomly decides to hit you twice -> die
You randomly miss -> die

After like 4 or 5 deaths due to factors completely out of my control I switched to normal.

I could see the hard mode possibly being practical once you actually have choices but it would still be tedious shit for nerds.
13 posts and 5 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.553273

File: 1637217396738.jpg (81.43 KB, 726x1024, 1637215023407.jpg)

I met her on my last trip to the Land of the Rising Sun. We fucked.

No.553276

bacon pepperjack dogs are in the oven

No.553735

File: 1637712608593.png (2.64 MB, 1920x1080, 01006bd0095f4000_2021-11-2….png)


No.553757

>>553262
wait whats the point of a jrpg if your longevity isn't being directly tested wtih some bosses?

No.553759

File: 1637756258888.png (712.3 KB, 713x467, impaler's animus.png)

>>553735
Beware of Alice

>>553757
I think they were talking about running around in the "open world"

I personally don't find it exhausting but I could see how someone's eyes/mind might be strained searching every nook and cranny.



File: 1635704429104.jpg (426.96 KB, 1228x999, 1632426940621.jpg)

No. 551831 [Reply]

Operation Get A Girl Friend is simple: help otaboys meet girls anywhere you can think of, and over an extended period of time.

Goal: hopeless romantics destroyed our community and made henri leave, they deserve the same. We can only hope that over time more and more girlfriends dilute their community until it ends like ota did.

Include these links:
Board - https://ota-ch.com/
Text Board - https://ota-ch.com/jp/
Discord - https://discord.gg/DJMchZw

Mention our high income careers, and just be yourself. Rehab communities will work best as these girls will be prone to bad decisions such as dating us.
80 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.553050


No.553718

bump

No.553719

never bothered with the amagami challenge but i might rewatch it along with toradora this year

No.553722

File: 1637702799530.png (280.26 KB, 520x396, mindblowing.png)

Kind of weird how difficult getting a mate is for a human male if they lack spectacular genes.
Cats just screw whatever and they can't even breed year round like humans do.

No.553723

>>553050
this thread sucks



File: 1636567234532.png (171.55 KB, 419x509, 1636404400791.png)

No. 552674 [Reply]

I had a dream a dream the Chinese Communist Party took over and some agents came into my house.

They didn't ask me to unlock my computer's lock screen (slock), he just shut it down and booted a USB flashdrive and reflashed the BIOS so now my PC was basically a Street Fighter II arcade machine, you couldn't get into the BIOS to boot anything else.

I backed up some stuff on a flash drive beforehand and hid it but it wasn't much.

Later in the dream I found out how to get into the Chinese Ubuntu that I guess was really on it anyway but my dm-crypt/LUKS drives weren't even recognized.

Fuck China I don't know if I will simp for them again for a while.
33 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.552781

>>552780
You can live in the gut of an anime girl

No.552782

*applies penicillin to thread*
oops lol

No.552783

>>552781
too late im already infesting my parent's house

No.552784

File: 1636675040593.jpg (75.99 KB, 716x1116, 1547913479595.jpg)

>>552772
I didn't say everyone was Han?

That statement is still true even when you include the 3 white guys in China and the wiggers too.

No.553697

I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world country like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslins and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.



File: 1637602171768.png (243.28 KB, 564x702, Neo Ota History.png)

No. 553620 [Reply]

Hey I used to post here a long time ago

Can you guys could give me a refresher course on what's happened here/on what/on gnfos for the past few years?

Bonus points if you can tell me the whereabouts of the personalities that used be here like zunbar/sean etc.
40 posts and 13 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.553680

>>553679
>Da’at
Shalom!

No.553681

>Hey I used to post here a long time ago

henri used to post here

No.553682

everyone went to kissu because the jp sphere is old and smells like linoleum

No.553683

Ban the /qa/teen.

No.553692

dab on him oat man



File: 1637492020636.jpeg (115.49 KB, 1280x720, s6rKbhk.jpeg)

No. 553518 [Reply]

Am I gay if I get a huge erotic kick out of wearing girl clothes, fapping to my own reflection in the mirror and riding dildos on my bed while wearing my cute clothes and imagining I'm having cowbirl sex with an otachi?

Because it feels really nice and I wish I could just do it all the time without worrying about getting caught by my parents.
13 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

No.553617

>>553616
born with the wrong thing betwixt my legs

No.553618

>>553617
Just wear it
Don't go outside though

No.553619

Wanna wear dresses and post pictures online so that people would call me cute but I'm a hairy manly man so I will never be cute sigh

No.553672

I need a DICK in my MOUTH right NOW

No.553688

File: 1637636218844.jpg (12.48 KB, 640x464, inquisitive-duck-picture-i….jpg)

>>553672
Here's your DUCK!

Enjoy.



File: 1637615589969.jpg (788.14 KB, 839x1200, kasumiedo.jpg)

No. 553658 [Reply]

no meta just idols get in here friends

kasumeido

No.553659

Tranny.

No.553660

File: 1637615957271.jpg (2.61 MB, 2631x3508, FCjAHzBVUAU_Bu_.jpg)

>>553659
not sure what that has to do with kasumiedo

No.553661

File: 1637616106734.png (430.55 KB, 562x912, 1637334872878.png)

>>553659
>>553660
Shh only Nahobino now

No.553684

File: 1637632485623.jpg (1.17 MB, 1684x1191, 89377864_p32.jpg)


No.553685

>>553684
what a happy conclusion was feeling so bad for kasukasu



Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185]
[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]