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No. 590133 [Reply]

h… e… n… r…

No.590137

dont u dare



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No. 590081 [Reply]

Sup dude want to take one of these pills?
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No.590084

no and get that cigarette out of my face burnout slag

No.590085

Could not identify with that normime

No.590086

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Crocs are for autistics where you're from? Haha it's not like that in Poccnr I just wear them cause they're comfortable

No.590088

do they still sell those faggot ass little croc pegs

No.590089

Wish Haruko would appear in my home and then take me to space with her



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No. 590012 [Reply]

>reported pedo
>Die pedo
>Hope you get caught pedo
>Vomit
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No.590014

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peace between otachis and kinpatsu youjo

No.590015

i wouldn't love little girls if they stopped being so dang sexy

No.590016

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>ota

No.590017

not easy being cheesy

No.590018

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No. 571672 [Reply]

Does anyone want to play splatoon wth me
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No.571725

>>571682
>>571682
post your nintendo friend code

No.571727

SW-2942-1483-7024

No.589878

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kids love squids

No.589879

i bought it back in novemeber played for like a month and then haven't touched it since like mid-december
sigh there should have been a demo or something

No.589881

splatoon 3 feels like its been out forever but the hima exodus was before it released hard to imagine i was still playing 2 at the time



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No. 589852 [Reply]

It's a hot summer morning in Japan. You wake up and step outside for a smoke and then the girl who lives next door and is also a sixth grader comes out. How long is your sentence going to be if you plead guilty?
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No.589860

Let's rape that girl.

No.589861

im standing on the balcony, shirtless, ripped, in just my grey sweatpants no underwear, my manhood casting an impressive outline, i take that first long drag on my hand rolled cigarette
nothing quite like the first one of the day. i feel the nicotine spread through my body and my senses come alive
i look to my right an notice the young neighbor girl having a cheeky mire as she puts out the recycling, i give her my best seductive grin and a good morning
shes wearing a loose tshirt barely covering her well developed tits, i can see her nipples through the thin fabric, she turns around and bends over to tie the bag and the shirt rides up a bit
i can see her panties, a fat lip almost bulging out the side..she goes downstairs to place it in the bin, her luscious black hair gently swinging in the breeze

after she comes back up the stairs i say "im making iced coffee if you want some" and beckon her inside, she gives a coy smile and says yes please as she comes into my apartment..

No.589866

I avoid eye contact and go back inside

No.589869

>>589866
yeah this feels more relatable

No.589870

>>589861
henri is that you



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No. 589867 [Reply]

cant stand these flippin teentubers


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No. 529811 [Reply]

rm -fr /jp
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No.535261

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>>535258
it's dead now. the admin shut it down.

No.535280

mfw /ghost/ has more /jp/ heritage than all of /jp/ now

No.588812

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You clicked to see what's on the last page.

No.589859

>>588812
no i didnt shut up stupid

No.589863

the clone site is up again
i once posted the link to it and framed it as an ad for a new spinoff as a joke and retardmin still moved it to ghost



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No. 589820 [Reply]

Does suicide bombing get rid of basically all this issues with suicide?
You die a hero for your cause, your friends and family are happy and proud of your death, you make a difference and change things, you are remembered and celebrated.
You don't go to Hell if your death is in the name of the Lord, but rather get branded a martyr and you get to live on the fifth sphere of Heaven, with enhanced status as a direct soldier of God in the afterlife. And the Muslims get 72 virgins.

No.589821

How is this otaku culture?

No.589822

>>589821
BANAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.589841

Has whatmin finally lost it?

No.589842

the whatmin

No.589843

reported to italian authorities



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No. 589698 [Reply]

>Ota
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No.589802

think it would be nice to have a live in otameido who cleans and walks around in frilly skirts

No.589803

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>ota

No.589807

>>589801
No one ever did anything free for me

No.589808

grouse skinpaint please spoiler kindly, thanks

No.589816

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>>589808
DUDE MASTER ROSHI I am an incomparable homo



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No. 555720 [Reply]

Remember when everyone had fun posting anime on ota, we should try that again
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No.589730

infact i remember the cool kids at school got friends by trading their good juice box flavors at lunch

No.589732

Last time I went norming he could tell I was still too shy to talk to strangers so he kept giving me more and more alcohol

No.589812

>>589732
why are gays sexual predators who try to get people drunk and daterape them

No.589813

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I know how she must feel dealing with these alcohol people is not fun but they usually behave completely different when sober

No.589814

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>>589813
Bocchi the Gaia



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No. 589788 [Reply]

T destroyed us, /ota/bros…
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No.589792

chess doesnt have cute anime girls

No.589797

surely theres some chinese gacha variant that does

No.589798

the queen already feels like a dlc character

No.589799

henri the last queen of ota

No.589800

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he was our friend



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No. 589669 [Reply]

did meromin's bf dump him? why is he so lonely and desperate for attention
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No.589735

>>589697
Languages change, idiot.

No.589741

File: 1681291255813.jpg (44.77 KB, 460x482, pikachu bite head.jpg)

>>589697 Whoever wrote this is a complete moron! It must be a joke? Using poor grammar and bad spelling to criticise anyone else's use of language, on the subject of “irony”, surely this must be a joke… if not he's a total idiot!
- Incorrect use of semicolons
- the typos “unironcally” and “demostrate”
- MAGA is not an example of the irony definition given
- It's not “usually a synonym for literally” at all, this guy has completely missed the point. It's used in regards to things one might assume to be done ironically, but is actually sincere e.g. a metalhead who sincerely enjoys Britney Spears music, or a cinephile who likes Marvel movies. An English hipster edgelord could wear a MAGA cap ironically, but an American who truly supports Trump could wear the hat unironically. I am on an anonymous imageboard unironically criticising all the mistakes in an image, even though I have a feeling it's deliberately stupid!
- Something COULD be an “un-incongruous coincidence”, it's just called a coincidence! E.g. a normal car striking a normal pedestrian which are no way related.
- “unyellow” could be a perfectly cromulent word depending on the context. The white plastic fittings in the wet room at the factory turn yellow after a while, so every few months someone has to unyellow them. It's “not a word” but one could understand the meaning from the context.
- There is no central authority for the English language, and words change meaning based on how they're used. Not just over time, but even between different contemporary social groups.
- “Internet-educated” should be hyphenated

So yeah >>589697 or whoever made that jpg is an idiot

No.589742

the internet is no joke this is serious

No.589743

>>589741
Okay, this is epic.

No.589745

>>589741
unironicallybros we unironically won



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