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Anonymous 01/09/22 (Sun) 12:56:38 No. 557446 [Reply]

I just got back and it was somehow even worse than I expected…..

The instant I sat down she called me a gay retarded otaposter and when I explained to her that was redundant she spun the chair around so hard that I threw up and then they kicked me out and the reason on the referral literally said "for being a little bitch white boy" and when my brother saw it he also kicked me out of the car and made me walk all the way back home in the snow and I think some of it was yellow (I was also barefoot) and then I saw jun and he winked at me………..

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Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 20:46:02 No.557601

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>>557584
yes, stuff like this happens every time he leaves the house
its why they usually leave him at home to watch his niecegfs and the dog

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 22:49:29 No.557602

>>557601
Were her bunny ears fake all along?

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 23:10:30 No.557605

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everything about her is fake
thats why shes the perfect woman

Anonymous 01/12/22 (Wed) 00:16:14 No.557612

hate the fact that were all npcs and my man is the main character

Anonymous 01/12/22 (Wed) 11:30:08 No.557636

who's jun? did you mean zun?

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Anonymous 01/10/22 (Mon) 03:22:47 No. 557487 [Reply]

>when the cope stops working

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Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 09:38:24 No.557582

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8kQDNLkT3c
sigh with me celbros

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 15:54:40 No.557591

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Get a new hobby
Mine is talking shit about women where they can hear it. Even better if they have boyfriends with them and you see the girl getting noticeably upset but she can't convince her twig bf to do anything about it because he's scared.

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 18:30:14 No.557594

>>557591
BASED

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 18:31:31 No.557595

>>557594
Upon?

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 23:26:13 No.557606

>>557595
Deez nuts

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Anonymous 01/06/22 (Thu) 07:17:33 No. 557245 [Reply]

She is a girl. She is purple. She is ready to shoot the bullies.

Anonymous 01/06/22 (Thu) 07:19:57 No.557246

don't shoot! I'm a world famous film director!

Anonymous 01/06/22 (Thu) 08:03:14 No.557247

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The price you pay for bringing up either my Japanese or British heritage as a negative is… I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!

Anonymous 01/06/22 (Thu) 08:34:43 No.557248

Good looking british hapas? That is indeed possible only in anime.

Anonymous 01/06/22 (Thu) 15:04:51 No.557254

glad you finally made the change you wanted to see in the board

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 20:39:33 No.557600

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Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 19:35:36 No. 557596 [Reply]

"When an army penetrates far into the enemy's country, care must be taken not to alienate the people by unjust treatment."

– T. A. Richardson "Art of /jp/"

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Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 01:56:41 No. 557546 [Reply]

"I had somewhat of a revelation a couple of months back. It occurred to me that the internet is no longer just a sampling of everyday people, but rather it has become a social underclass of, for lack of a better word, losers. If the internet were a person it would be a loud black woman showing up at Walmart in the middle of the day still wearing her pajamas.

In this frame of thought, the various 'qualities' of internet users start to make much more sense. Of course internet users are going to have strong feelings of entitlement and anti-capitalist sentiments - they are on their phones in the comfort of their parents' house at 1130 on a Wednesday! Of course they are going to obsess over the gays and turn sexual preference into a personality - find me anyone on the internet who isn't a porn addict. It should come as no surprise that people sitting around on a workday might fetishize weakness and spawn movements like 'fat acceptance,' or expect free healthcare.

Seemingly the entire internet is depressed, horribly insecure, and oversocialized. These are not the qualities of everyday people, but of this bizarre underclass of losers that is eager to reject healthy habits and lifestyles, yet can't imagine why they and everyone they interact with is a behavioral mess."

-Otamin

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Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 12:10:32 No.557585

>>557564
are you confusing this with an r9k spinoff

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 12:50:47 No.557586

No, but thanks for asking.

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 13:12:07 No.557587

it was a rhetorical question

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 14:50:41 No.557589

crying the ratmen invaded mindota last night im still shaken

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 15:47:44 No.557590

>>557589
Link please?

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Anonymous 09/07/21 (Tue) 10:02:45 No. 548635 [Reply]

"Yeah it's really simple, we just need to buy Hydrogen Peroxide and Acetone, mix them together, put it in an ice bath, and slowly add Sulfuric Acid"

"Are you sure it's that easy Totori?"

"Yeah it's that easy, alchemy is fun"

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Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 01:10:39 No.548794

>>548792
Local mountains are made of it, a lot of rocks have sections that are pure quartz.

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 01:14:11 No.548795

>>548794
oh that's cool. I should bring my quartz out to display on a shelf. It's in a box in the closet somewhere

Anonymous 09/09/21 (Thu) 01:17:47 No.548796

>>548795
Hell yeah you should, put your treasures somewhere you can appreciate them.

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 02:15:32 No.557550

nice atelier stream the other day

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 03:03:08 No.557554

>>557550
please dont bump threads that will put us on lists

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Anonymous 01/10/22 (Mon) 18:26:31 No. 557522 [Reply]

Looks like you caught the imageboard illness. The only known cure is signing a contract to become my little demon, you will won't you?

Anonymous 01/11/22 (Tue) 01:31:28 No.557543

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Then Jesus asked him, “What is your name?”

“My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are many.”

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Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 03:10:00 No. 537115 [Reply]

Well?

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Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 21:32:13 No.537199

I shoved my fat cock into whatmins saggy ass and he started crying….and bleeding.

Anonymous 06/04/21 (Fri) 22:00:15 No.537203

>>537199
did you break his hymen

Anonymous 01/09/22 (Sun) 23:15:54 No.557476

I feel like the world is turning into one massive prison.

Anonymous 01/09/22 (Sun) 23:30:27 No.557477

"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"

-Otamin, The Escape from Azkaban

Anonymous 01/10/22 (Mon) 01:28:38 No.557482

>>557476
This is true
The world's too small, everyone tells the same jokes and talks about the same things. It's like one big classroom.

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Anonymous 01/05/22 (Wed) 22:49:15 No. 557156 [Reply]

It's January 5th the Christmas themed beer is on sale at your local liquor store.

Who wants Budweiser with the Christmas labels after Christmas? No one right?

https://youtu.be/bEZXI48OTlc

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Anonymous 01/06/22 (Thu) 00:22:04 No.557175

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