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No. 627691 [Reply]

Oh no! Twintails has fallen over! (っ °Д °;)っ
But don't worry I'm a gentleman so I'll help her up! \( ̄︶ ̄*\))

No.627703

you're so kind thank you for helping her

i hope she has the warranty for her phone so she can replace the broken screen 。゚・ (>﹏<) ・゚。

No.627705

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that might be an iPhone

how is she going to make selfies and browse ota on a cracked screen

No.627706

it was probably already broken

foids will literally just use cracked phones and not even notice the issue

No.627707

Man down I repeat man down



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No. 552009 [Reply]

crying
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No.552045

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>>552043
You are trying to cover his tracks

No.573363

cried while watching prima doll

No.573364

cried when spock died

No.573383

>>552042
You're kinda wrong and missing the original point made

>My sentence in your syntax: You mixed its pronouns bro

This is a different sentence than what he said, he said “you're the esl trying to cover its tracks" like you're [the noun] and the noun is what the it's refers to. So you're arguing about something pointless that you misapprehended

No.627692

crying pussy



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No. 627684 [Reply]

take a load off


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No. 627203 [Reply]

>mfw it's ota time
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No.627661

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I'm not confident I just lack self awareness

No.627663

your bones are constantly being destroyed and rebuilt so after 7 years every bone in your body has been completely replaced with new cells

No.627666

destroy my bone 3 times a day but it keeps coming back every night for the past 30 years

No.627670

>>627215
happened to me

No.627671

never broken a bone



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No. 583108 [Reply]

started swimming lessons but I can't even float, I just sink to the bottom and go nowhere
it's much more difficult than I thought it'd be…
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No.627627

why is it untitled

No.627650

>>627649
please be more respectful these posts will scare off the otahime

No.627667

swim into traffic swimnorm

No.627668

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she's not swimming in the english channel is she

No.627669

ran 7km and saw normteens diving into the river hoped they would drown

>>627668
kanon



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No. 627585 [Reply]

I'm gonna make hash browns like this

- Peel the potato
- Grate it in a cheese grater (but I'm using it for potato haha)
- Mix it with egg + flour + salt
- Fry in cast-iron pan with butter

If any one wants one you can come over. I saw a post about how McDonalds is charging $3 for $0.10 worth of potato hash browns so I figure I'd make my own with this bag of potatoes we have.
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No.627644

>>627643
have you tried turning it off and on again

No.627645

>>627643
Do you have DSL/cable or fiber optic?

If you have DSL/cable in America, buy your own modem/router. The ISP issues an address via DHCP based on the MAC address of the WAN port on the router that connects to the modem.

I've heard Verizon fiber-optic is impossible to change IP address though. Not being able to change IP address scares me.

No.627646

rofling @ the guy crying to his isp and on ota because he was banned on 4chan

like how pathetic (and retarded) can you be

No.627647

>>627645
i can't do that on this one
btw that's not true for Verizon FiOS all you have to do is go into the router setting and click release dhcp and wait a minute and click renew and you have a new IP address. Those were good times…

No.627651

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well too bad sucker

did you know that the dod has 1/3 of all ipv4 addresses assigned to them? some nsa agent is probably reading this and laughing his/her ass off



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No. 613222 [Reply]

Get in.

No.613627

c

No.627637

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is Kotone-chan going to have to arrest you?

No.627638

why is it untitled

No.627642

untitled pussy

No.627648

>>627637
the cutest police officer



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No. 563700 [Reply]

I am the punishment of God… If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
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No.566003

food for thought
there was a little over 3 billion people on the planet in the 60s now theres 8 by the time we are old there could be almost double that amount

No.566031

>>566003
thinking about how nice it will be to have twice as much anime

No.627639

penis in pussy

No.627640

dildo in bhole

No.627641

fag



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No. 552268 [Reply]

You ever just sit in your truck
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No.623657

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No.623658

>>608365
My truck has big windows that let a lot of light in and sometimes I see girls looking at me but they don't smile or anything they're probably just thinking damn that's an ugly ass dude in that decent looking truck

No.627589

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i look up cars instead of porn what is wrong with me

No.627590

>>627589
you're a faggot and gay

No.627603

>>623657
only rupa is allowed to drive the car after the incident



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No. 627559 [Reply]

I'm happy

No.627584

happy pussies



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No. 567961 [Reply]

I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!
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No.568014

i dont see what that has to do with anything…?

No.627552

EPIC WIN

No.627576

30 year old boomers get mad about skibidi toilet but then they laugh at shit like this

No.627582

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>>627576
did you consider that this is PREDICTABLE as HELL wwwwwwww!!!! Please forgive my rudeness!!!

No.627583

>>627582
you know what they say big girl big lunch



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No. 564176 [Reply]

thinking about hurdlers and hurdle tan and cinderellas
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No.564180

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thinking about a bit more than just a girl's behind

No.627563

girls have squishy pussies and pube stubble that feels pleasantly roguh

No.627564

is this true

No.627566

yes

No.627579

no the stubble hurts and is very distracting



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