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No. 641814 [Reply]

Shit all over myself to prove a point.
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No.641835

never got handed a home test and i live in the us

No.641836

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uhh did you not get any from work?
Please stick it in mee

No.641837

i think i might be attractive again

No.641892

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It got moderately worse today but nothing too bad, I finally felt my immune system kick in and start killing the virus, I could literally feel when it kicked in and my throat stopped hurting. Gives me this chilly weak tired delirious dreamy feeling. Now I'm all cozy.

I read that people have been getting coronavirus infections since forever, it's just that in the past we didn't know what they were, or called them "the cold". It's also an RNA virus and not known to be oncogenic.

I'm sure there are worse forms of the virus out there, and especially if you're like 80 or have a weak immune system it might fuck your shit up.

"SARS-CoV" was recognized in the early 2000s, 2020 was "SARS-CoV-2". My theory is that they're simply just forms of coronavirus that have always been here before the early 2000s, and all the way up to 2020, it's just that no one particularly gave a shit, no one tested for it, just told you you have "respiratory infection" or "the cold", but the strain in 2020 was particularly bad, and may or may not have been enhanced by the Wuhan lab.

No.641898

made chicken satay with stir fry vegetables and rice

i attempted to velvet the chicken which i think worked but it became kinda too soft. in a gravy based dish think i should have cut it a bit thicker or not bothered
the sauce was made from scratch and i felt was slightly too viscous

the vegetables i attempted to stir fry but the gas stove can only put out limited heat i think they were fine
i have no sense of taste or smell so dunno if it was any good
mom said it was



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No. 641877 [Reply]

Bruh


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No. 543279 [Reply]

the otamin
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No.641783

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don't mean to impose or anything but you better have a look at your report queue

No.641871

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That's better.

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No.641876

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Thanks for making me this person in all their heads now btw



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No. 641873 [Reply]

That's so funny…Please stick it in me…

No.641874

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mom: where's your sister, is she in there with you?



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No. 641840 [Reply]

FUCK!!!!
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No.641857

thats a woman

No.641858

I HATE WOMEN FUCK WOMEN. I HATE THEM TOO

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No.641868

why does my brain make me bone for children

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No. 557546 [Reply]

"I had somewhat of a revelation a couple of months back. It occurred to me that the internet is no longer just a sampling of everyday people, but rather it has become a social underclass of, for lack of a better word, losers. If the internet were a person it would be a loud black woman showing up at Walmart in the middle of the day still wearing her pajamas.

In this frame of thought, the various 'qualities' of internet users start to make much more sense. Of course internet users are going to have strong feelings of entitlement and anti-capitalist sentiments - they are on their phones in the comfort of their parents' house at 1130 on a Wednesday! Of course they are going to obsess over the gays and turn sexual preference into a personality - find me anyone on the internet who isn't a porn addict. It should come as no surprise that people sitting around on a workday might fetishize weakness and spawn movements like 'fat acceptance,' or expect free healthcare.

Seemingly the entire internet is depressed, horribly insecure, and oversocialized. These are not the qualities of everyday people, but of this bizarre underclass of losers that is eager to reject healthy habits and lifestyles, yet can't imagine why they and everyone they interact with is a behavioral mess."

-Otamin
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No.557589

crying the ratmen invaded mindota last night im still shaken

No.557590

>>557589
Link please?

No.641839

Bump

No.641841

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No.641842

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Clean up your board.



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No. 641838 [Reply]

I FUCKING LOVE ANIME GIRLS HOLY SHIT


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No. 641815 [Reply]

I MET HER AT THE STRIIIIPPPPP CLUUUUUBBBB

No.641818

Popping band, it ain’t nothing new
We flexin’ and we turned up
We got that drink and we pouring it up
That money got these hoes want me
That check got these hoes on me
These niggas tryina own me
Like, this just what we do
This a dope boy party, like who the fuck invite you?



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No. 641800 [Reply]

No.641801

am i a man or am i a muppet

No.641803

>>641801
https://files.catbox.moe/x8m82l.webm
(I'm sorry I couldn't find that old comic where sephiroth calls cloud a puppet and he turns into kermit-cloud)

No.641810

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celfish



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No. 641434 [Reply]

Yea
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No.641625

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No.641642

we love kson here

No.641794

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No.641798

last night owgirl was complaining over my woman hating posts she finds on the internet and i said no i respect women deeply while holding her down and fake humping her like that as a joke but it got her horny and there was a lot of confusion



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No. 641077 [Reply]

thread
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No.641106

>>641105
Never heard Paramore on the radio because I don't like in KKKrackaville

No.641107

paranorm

No.641786

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why can't I stop randomly looking up porn (2D) I don't even jo

No.641788

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>>641786
Why don't you jack off is something wrong with your penis?

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>>641788
I'm not alone in my surroundings and if I did they would immediately be able to tell from the mellow look in your eyes and a sudden change in behaviour



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No. 641645 [Reply]

Made coffee gunno sip
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No.641688

>>641652
Was talking to my 13 year old cousin he still plays fortnite religiously, I say "you've been playing fortnite and watching Mr. Beast since you were 5 years old", he's just like "yeah it's awesome"

No.641690

my cousin was really obsessed with games when he was little and would constantly bug me to download various ones on his dad's handmedown computer and at times i've started to worry because he started to remind me of me but then he got a gf at 14 and completely stopped caring about them and now he's a socially well adjusted young man phew glad he dodged that bullet

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No.641712

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tokyo xtreme racer

No.641785

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my boy has a sense of fashion



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