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Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 14:54:29 No. 583986 [Reply]

crystalmin perma range banning the boidsel creeps out of the jpverse

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Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 19:12:36 No.583997

>>583988
Computers exist IRL

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 19:15:24 No.583999

>>583987
not true they hate trannies on cc

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 19:18:55 No.584001

>>583999
Transngender people hate themselves

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 22:18:53 No.584019

>>583990
translate it weeaboos

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 23:45:41 No.584039

>cc
holy shit this retard is still at it
please get run over by a bus ASAP

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Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 12:08:52 No. 583974 [Reply]

the jp girl

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 13:19:23 No.583981

Phew would love to see henri lay some jbw pipe in that noodleslut

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 13:40:16 No.583982

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The /jp/ girl.

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 18:15:57 No.583994

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The ota OL

>>583982
Henri loved hairy pussy…

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Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 06:02:55 No. 583951 [Reply]

teenmin
hopeless romanticmin
crystalmin
Please stick it in memin
buddymin
Please rape my facemin

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 06:08:46 No.583952

I am an incomparable homo

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Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 10:14:34 No. 583849 [Reply]

Why does Japan take underage drinking so seriously?

Did you know they're required to register bicyles? Yeah the state wants to track every bike for the 6 that are stolen each year.

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Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 15:00:41 No.583879

sisters husband loves trump

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 17:37:20 No.583880

love radishes and beets

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 20:08:52 No.583888

gonna beet my radish

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 05:34:09 No.583938

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>>583896
I sent my sister's husband this he loved it thanks.

Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 05:37:58 No.583940

Love it when my sis gets flipped hard by Chad

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Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 02:22:06 No. 583730 [Reply]

I've been on ota for 10 years and my veredict is…
I'm liking heyuri better these days tbh

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Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 16:31:25 No.583812

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>>583810
Hima means free time
Sugi means too much

Himasugi = "Too much free time"

This is also a native Japanese phrase because I heard Futaba say this multiple times in Persona 5.

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 16:39:05 No.583813

>>583812
she's just like me I like to open several terminal windows with resource and network monitors and pretend I'm a l33t hacker

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 16:48:08 No.583814

>>583810
A miserable pile of secrets

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 13:27:18 No.583872

love how whatmin went from whiteknighting a himaro to saying that theyre the worst thing on the site

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 23:11:58 No.583895

who was he wking

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Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 18:07:26 No. 583881 [Reply]

Teeny tiny little bone.

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 18:09:03 No.583882

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No, you can't have it!

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 18:18:19 No.583885

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Chitanda…

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Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 12:39:17 No. 583860 [Reply]

I have been posting on ota with everyone about girls and their pussies and having sex with them every day but I haven't been able to have sex with a girl yet?

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 12:53:57 No.583864

You need to bury a gogurt tube in fertile ground and it will grow into a gooey creamy pussy and a girl will form around it.

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 13:19:18 No.583871

Well what have you tried?

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 14:36:14 No.583876

Looks and status is all that matters

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 14:54:12 No.583877

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waiting for someone to crash through a window and whisk me away from the bullies

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 14:59:10 No.583878

>>583871
I have posted a lot on ota about pussies

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Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 11:12:09 No. 583858 [Reply]

If you listen carefully, you can hear language change in progress. For example, anymore is a word that used to only occur in negative sentences, such as I don't eat pizza anymore. Now, in many areas of the country, it's being used in positive sentences, like I've been eating a lot of pizza anymore. In this use, anymore means something like 'lately'. If that sounds odd to you now, keep listening; you may be hearing it in your neighborhood before long.

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Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 02:21:58 No. 583826 [Reply]

It's been one decade since the dawn of the w's golden age.

Anonymous 01/17/23 (Tue) 09:52:10 No.583848

>The burden of thinking and acting like a criminal without any of the possible benefits.
Gems of wisdom from times past.

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Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 00:19:45 No. 583270 [Reply]

can i stop getting a face full of child porn every time i come here?

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Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 05:44:15 No.583773

>>583766
Your post was fine it's just that one guy. Relax friend.

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 05:47:46 No.583774

what guy

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 06:04:33 No.583776

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>>583773
its fine dont worry about me

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 06:10:33 No.583779

>>583771
who?

Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon) 06:20:58 No.583780

you now "that one dude who's always"

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Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 18:35:57 No. 583345 [Reply]

>ota

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Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 14:52:02 No. 543292 [Reply]

Me and my girlfriend

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Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 02:29:45 No.576105

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I had a gf once

Anonymous 01/14/23 (Sat) 18:04:03 No.583248

the ultimate chad

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 00:48:28 No.583286

cant believe nb flipping made it

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 15:12:43 No.583329

It’s transcending,when you’re doing it nothing else matters at the moment.your mind goes completely into a different wavelength you focus on nothing at all and are in tuned with the woman.it’s like you become a single entity for the duration of the act.the pussy is very warm almost hot and tight.most of the feeling isn’t in the private area but the aura you two create,it is a experience.it’s like eating a nice meal in a beautiful restaurant and when you look out the window and see a wonderful view with harmonic music in the ambiance compared to eating a bag of grease at home.

You pay attention to the girl,she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation.when she rides you are at her will surrendered to her whims with little control of what happens. And the mystery of her next move brings that much more joy.

After sex you feel confident and upbeat,your mood changes and your thinking changes drastically.depending on how well the session went this elevated feeling will last a week or more.you make firmer decisions and since your brain is operating at a higher function you are looking at the world though a higher perspective and give off a positive energy. Girls will smile at you and dudes will also smile at you. Your body language lets everyone else know you’re the stuff.

It’s wonderful,sex is life and when I was a wizard I never though I would be so different after having it.I hung up the hat and wand when I stuck it in.

I hope all of you bros that never got it will get it at least for the one time is it truly is a highlight of the human experience.

Anonymous 01/15/23 (Sun) 15:25:14 No.583331

never understood why some norms dont add a space after their punctuation is it an esl thing

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