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No. 561195 [Reply]

everything is going to be okay and I will make sure of that
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No.574071

otaco otaco

No.574073

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Wait ota, are the "deal with it" sunglasses from the dark effect in early Final Fantasy games?

They put the funny sunglasses on you when you're afflicted with dark.

Know Your Meme doesn't have any mention of it.

No.574076

>>574073
Yes! That's exactly where they came from! Now be a good boy and finish eating your vegies.

No.574078

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No.574103

mom is taking me to the carnival today



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No. 538157 [Reply]

life is a turn based game and the norms keep playing cards that skip my turn
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No.574036

>>574029 I'm not going to avoid a pothole 100 yards behind me

No.574043

>>574036
Thanks for sharing. Now how about sharing an answer to my question?

No.574061

>>574036
Hello?

No.574062

>>574061
make like a fart and disappear into a stinky couch cushion

No.574063

>>574062
I'd be glad to once I get an answer.



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No. 558083 [Reply]

Goshujinsama, please observe this move I learned today.
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No.574011

can ota do a quadruple kickflip?

No.574020

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i did used to skate
only learned when i was 18
did it for a couple years when i lived in the city was getting better and better
then moved back home to the country and slowly it faded away
to be proficient you pretty much need to use it every day

No.574021

>>574020
>to be proficient you pretty much need to use it every day
Wrong, skateboarding is one of the best examples of something you have to be born with.

Some people could try every day all day and they will NEVER be good.

You have to be low inhibition and have the right brain wiring.

No.574023

>>574021
its no different than riding a bike
i couldnt even stand on the thing when i first got it
you have to actually train

No.574024

uhh dont you think youre a little old to be skateboarding



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No. 573979 [Reply]

The body was too short or empty.

No.573982

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No.574016

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Must be hard being the unwanted middle child.

No.574018

but shes the sexiest one

No.574019

>>574018
she wants to hear that from her crush at school not kimoniinii

No.574022

kimoniinii will provide ntr service for her crush once they grow up



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No. 573960 [Reply]

Have you figured out a purpose for your life yet
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No.574006

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>>574005
wow i just cant believe your hobby is x how could you enjoy x thats such a hobby for y's

No.574007

ya ive got y chromosomes what about it

No.574013

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No.574014

you were born so that all this will NOT be forgotten

No.574017

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old/jp/ dies with us after all huh >>574014



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No. 543986 [Reply]

sometimes im spontaneously jerking it and know i should get a paper towel but too lazy and oog to stop so i sperm all over myself and it takes 10x longer to clean up later probably a microcosm of my life anyone have knowledge of this feel
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No.573957

>>573947
thats not allowed

No.573964

a pussy attached to a girl

No.573969

a girl is merely a vessel for a pussy

No.573973

a pussy is just a discount anus

No.573987

not many people think about this but your testicles are as old as you are



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No. 539295 [Reply]

Begin the operation ota

No.539302

the norms

No.539333

OK

No.573955

UH-OH



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No. 573948 [Reply]

boobies

No.573949

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No.573950

dropped that show the first eps were promising then it got to lame city



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No. 554013 [Reply]

tragic..

No.554014

It really is all about the face.

No.554074

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Maybe he should try getting a job.

No.573943

boners



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No. 569069 [Reply]

*ring ring*
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No.569146

is it cute oomi calling or just regular umi

No.573925

is it cute oomi calling or just regular umi

No.573926

the call that saved ota

No.573927

spam

No.573929

>>573925
its scary oomi see >>569073



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No. 573884 [Reply]

Dont know why the yurihaters flocked here when ota has always been a safe space even after flower sunday poster died
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No.573896

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>>573894
actually love live only has girl fans in it

No.573897

and what do you think you are

No.573904

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>>573896
put your trip back on

No.573913

girl

No.573924

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>>573904
rin loves soft kayochin



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No. 554144 [Reply]

my work colleague/boss was complaining to me about his teen daughter today
she is i think 15 and a bespectacled gamer/geek girl
i have met her before
anyway he was going on about how she was "real into japan" and had posters in her room of "those japanese cartoons, she's almost 16" as though it was highly absurd a teen would like cartoons

me, not wanting to revel my power level to the person ive worked with for 8 years.. "yeah, that stuff's pretty popular with teens apparently.."

little did he know he was face to face with a veteran 32 y/o weeb whose MAL has almost 140 entries
was chuckling about it for a while
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No.573912

>>573845
they better not be ovas because those don't count, that's the otacool rule

No.573916

what about shorts

No.573917

eat my shorts

No.573922

>>573843
But how do you know you don't like it if you don't finish it?

No.573923

there aren't enough cute girls to jo to



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