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Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 18:40:44 No. 586655 [Reply]

mom is getting on my nerves because she keeps slapping my erect penis around

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Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 19:02:57 No.586659

FuNnY fACe

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 19:18:21 No.586661

having a jo

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 19:34:02 No.586662

le sion face

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 20:18:24 No.586671

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Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 20:24:48 No.586672

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The first VC game is probably in my top 3 jrpgs

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Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 19:46:42 No. 586582 [Reply]

I have ZERO IDEA how to talk to women in a romantic way.
I mean, zero.
I never cared about that shit when I was a kid. All I did was play videogames and watch TV and anime. I never cared about romance.
Now I'm like a baby in a crowd full of adults when it comes to romance. I spill my spaghetti constantly. Women have told me I "reek of virginity" aka obviously have no experience

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Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 01:00:54 No.586601

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>One chance at life
>Doomed to die alone because I was born a nice guy

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 07:45:56 No.586625

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>>586601
ur not nice though

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 14:39:20 No.586640

girls only give their pussers to dominant assholes like henri

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 18:04:48 No.586651

almost everyone on ota is nice

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 19:35:43 No.586663

all the nice otagirl posters

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Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 18:31:43 No. 586581 [Reply]

Selfie for the SHABs

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Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 03:15:25 No.586604

is it steaming or smoking

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 03:40:49 No.586610

Um where did the himaturd infestation scurry off to I got bored after page 5

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 04:29:28 No.586618

>>586604
always has been smoking

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 04:56:11 No.586619

ignore that raidteen

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 18:12:55 No.586652

I be BlAzing it up broski

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Anonymous 05/13/21 (Thu) 07:14:03 No. 535779 [Reply]

ᗪㄩᗪ乇　ᐯ卂卩ㄖ尺山卂ᐯ乇　ㄥ爪卂ㄖ
ｄｕｄｅ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｗｉｄｅｆｏｎｔ　ｌｍａｏ

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Anonymous 05/13/21 (Thu) 10:02:34 No.535789

>>535779
is she a squid or is she a kid?

Anonymous 05/13/21 (Thu) 12:45:13 No.535800

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the Nagatoro OP imagery makes me feel vaporwavy

Anonymous 05/14/21 (Fri) 04:56:30 No.535868

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https://files.catbox.moe/32dlf0.mp3

Anonymous 04/20/22 (Wed) 12:14:11 No.563110

rofl
lol
I am an incomparable homo
lmfao

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 18:02:41 No.586650

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For me, it's dungeonwave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqoRwPfXFP0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSMU3sfltkM

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Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 00:56:43 No. 586600 [Reply]

All of your acquaintances and friends are having sex.
That girl who usually talks about the world with an innocent face is also having sex.
That beautiful woman you have a crush on is also having sex.
If you have a daughter or older sister or younger sister of that age and they are not at home right now, they are definitely having sex.
That girl who broke up with you is also doing what you did to her, but another man.
Your future lover or marriage partner is right now, now crying out over a different man penis.

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 01:24:59 No.586602

>That girl who broke up with you is also doing what you did to her, but another man.
yeah im down bad fr fam 2 weeks widout pussy really does something to a mfer brain u kno Please forgive my rudeness

Anonymous 02/21/23 (Tue) 04:21:45 No.586617

never felt attraction towards any woman

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Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 00:19:02 No. 586491 [Reply]

This is me.

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Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 12:40:55 No.586571

NOThin rights you can say it if you want but its offensive if youre NOT black and you use the n word its probably because youre racist

Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 14:33:18 No.586573

>>586571
Well no because it's all a lie. Everyone always has different opinions on who can say it. From that notion alone we can impose that no one actually cares and you shouldn't believe the hype. Was it racist when Eminem said it? It's all a lie and a grab for power by bullying dissenters.

Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 20:57:58 No.586587

dont know what context eminem said the n word in but i assume since he is left leaning politically and probably said it in the context of hip hop music that most black people wouldnt find it offensive but again i dont know

Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 21:34:57 No.586590

So saying buddy is about context? THat's clearly false.

Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 22:44:52 No.586594

pussy ass niggas

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Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 18:56:21 No. 586528 [Reply]

Last night a guy said the thing about him disliking women but that I really hate women.
There is no greater compliment and I will continue to work tirelessly for the dream of a brighter world where women are beaten and forced out into the streets where they are tossed into pits and burned alive.

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Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 07:05:10 No.586566

tight fannies

Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 07:13:25 No.586567

train rights

Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 09:23:05 No.586568

train's lights

Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 13:18:48 No.586572

A girl was looking at me and I was scared so I pretended to keep looking at the tv then I saw myself in a mirror later and my penis was showing through my pants because my underwear wasn't tight enough so she probably thinks I'm some sort of pervert which I might be on a very small scale because she was lying down later with her boobies exposed from the top and it was distracting I wish I was more like whatmin

Anonymous 02/20/23 (Mon) 15:21:54 No.586575

>>586572
Next time look her in the eye. Ask her if, "You want to see my cock?"
If she says yes, then whip out your cock and start spinning it like a a helicopter in her face!

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Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 02:02:56 No. 586496 [Reply]

*beep* *beep*
get in
im taking u 2 da bar

Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 02:08:07 No.586497

who homu here

Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 04:58:20 No.586503

the zun bar!

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Anonymous 06/13/21 (Sun) 20:20:07 No. 537810 [Reply]

Let me sum up Square Enix's E3 presentation for those of you who missed it

25 minutes of a Marvel game

Literally (not figuratively) 30 seconds of an FF 1-6 "pixel remaster" for Steam and iOS/Android

25 minutes of Marvel again

10 seconds of the Nier mobile game

5 minutes of Babylon's Fall first gameplay, which looked surprisingly bad for a Platinum Game's game.

10 minutes of a Final Fantasy 1 remake where you KILL CHAOS UGHHH I HATE CHAOS, looked okay I guess.

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Anonymous 06/16/21 (Wed) 03:46:39 No.537958

cant wait to play some smtv

Anonymous 06/16/21 (Wed) 03:54:03 No.537960

>>537930
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous 08/16/21 (Mon) 01:02:08 No.546135

Why does Enix own an entire building? Are they making money off of renting out to small businesses?
Also what is the state of their manga publication these days?

Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon) 17:46:50 No.586182

design coco is developing a 1:1 scale model of 2b

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Anonymous 02/17/23 (Fri) 21:15:41 No. 586427 [Reply]

ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵉˢᵗᵃᵗᵉ

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Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 19:06:15 No.586473

>>586472
No, just humans and cats.

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 19:18:50 No.586474

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>>586473

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 19:34:45 No.586477

we got him meow meow medicine so he should be ok

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 20:14:48 No.586480

goback2gnfos

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 20:37:04 No.586481

goback2piss

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Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 14:33:06 No. 586464 [Reply]

secured my live as neet forever bags now I just have to wait 5 years

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 14:56:24 No.586465

you're a small crying apustaja and i am the based and redpilled groyper

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 15:08:27 No.586466

what

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 15:34:11 No.586467

wish i had a rich yurigf like kita sigh…

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Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 03:29:57 No. 586449 [Reply]

When did you realize that casting off the shackles of sexual and romantic desire is the only way you may become an ascendant being

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 03:49:46 No.586450

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achieve satori

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 05:02:15 No.586451

mindbreaking satori with my lewd thoughts!

Anonymous 02/18/23 (Sat) 14:29:06 No.586463

and all they had to do to learn that was by having sex 500 times in about 15 chapters

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