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No. 546954 [Reply]

"you've never been on a date!"
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No.638992

baby eagle is in the chute

No.639012

Scared of women because they were mean to me for pretty much the entire duration of my education outside of a few outliers

No.639014

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No.639061

>>639012
they were always nice to me out of pity

No.639068

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>"you've never been on a date!"



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No. 637978 [Reply]

That ship had sailed. Some more sailed right after. Why didn't you board at least one of them?
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No.638156

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your eyes feel heavy

No.638668

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I will BURN MY BREAD

BURN MY BREAD

BURN MY BREAD

https://youtu.be/M8X_GrurJtg

No.638669

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>>638668
This song only plays once in the entire game, and you can end it early.

I remember waiting for it to play the entire game and then when I heard it I shit and cummed my pants.

No.639057

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Got Slurricane #7 S1 seeds, a very famous cannabis cultivar.

Some of the most expensive cannabis seeds you can buy, from InHouse Genetics.

Tired of growing mediocre stuff, and I think genetics is the only thing holding me back I already got a nice DWC setup. I want to grow fire, or maybe they'll herm like Gaia says they will.

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No. 639046 [Reply]

my girlfriend likes to carry me around like this


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No. 638821 [Reply]

Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
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No.639017

my only hope is that i might live long enough to witness mankind perish

No.639018

it won't happen in your lifetime if anything

No.639019

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No.639040

>>639019
wow he's cool

No.639042

well yeah hes basically me



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No. 639028 [Reply]

https://youtu.be/t4xra-6RfY0

Can't wait to make this for the next time we play palworld

No.639029

spam

No.639031

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Futaba is still a NEET, you're the only one she trusts in her room. You sit on her bed, and she asks if you want something to eat. While she's gone you take note of the piles of dirty clothes on her bed, smelling like a hamper.

She returns with cup noodles, and slurps them getting salty ramen broth on her face. After eating she jumps on top of you, pushing you into her bed, her hair is greasy and falling on top of you, she puts her face really close to yours, her breath stinks a little, she pushes her tongue into your mouth.

No.639032

spam



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No. 638949 [Reply]

Nya?
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No.638986

>>638983
thanks i had some real gas built up there

No.638991

*squirts poo all over you*

No.639020

i buddyed

No.639024

I sharted

No.639030

never sharted must be an american thing



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No. 638976 [Reply]

facts

No.638977

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High 90s F is completely fine, at least with low humidity.

Southern California is the ONLY place in all of North America with a Mediterranean climate.

That climate is suitable for living outside all year round. Really, it's one of the few places on the entire planet.

No.638993

you just need a site to cope with extremely cold weather, this one has warm background, and changes everyday.
w3aqfudon2fc6ro5ugthkks2vvlxvdialwuuxc77h6tz3gntp2mstkyd.onion

No.638994

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summer sun summer fun

No.639026

summer fun
summer pussy

No.639027

sussy



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No. 638786 [Reply]

You guys were a bit less retarded today. I'm proud of you.
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No.638797

>>638793
that's cool i plan to try the thing whenever i have motivation to learn a new language too

No.638799

you dont need the know the language to get a workers visa

No.638800

>worker's visa

more like subhuman certificate

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No.638975

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Feeling really lemon collie today.



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No. 581196 [Reply]

happy new year ota
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No.638937

quit being a whiny little bitch

No.638938

otamin confirmed for gnfos teentuber we're finished

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No.638944

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Duck website

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happy new year ota!



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No. 638833 [Reply]

You guys aren't losers who will just stay home all day watching streams right?
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No.638919

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You're cordially invited to join my Project A-Ko streams for pissers in https://gikopoipoi.net/ at the admin's bar at 8est
or watch T try to court an indog hag

No.638920

the latter

No.638922

no thanks its neither for me

No.638945


No.638946

tuber shite dont watch



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No. 638943 [Reply]

Happy new years you retards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMo1XAEgWSA


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No. 638825 [Reply]

check out this cutie *panting emoji*
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No.638827

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>>638826
no they are pure

No.638829

you mean theyre single

No.638856

>>638827
little slam pieces ready to have their tight pussies ripped apart!

No.638925

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this thread slipped into the space between pages 1 and 2

No.638931

i see several spaces id like to slip into



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