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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 00:54:06 No. 621856 [Reply]

Your wife.

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 10:44:27 No.621894

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I think I was forced to touch a girl's hand when I was 3 or 4. At the age of 7 I inadvertently saw a 7 year old girl's panties. We were playing, I was sliding on the floor and failed to stop before her dress. She knew what happened but didn't think much of it likewise I didn't find it that impressive at the time.

For a short while I would walk a girl home after school during rainy afternoons with umbrellas. Back in my hood there was an older kid that would pick on me but I always stood my ground. Some older girl from his entourage would then help me clean up and advise me to take it easy sometimes. She said she found me cute. At the age of 9 I spent a few summer weeks hanging out with girls slightly older than me but it was over when the next school term began.

Yeah I was quite the lady's man before I hit puberty and began to fear women. That fear is so deeply engraved at this point I don't think I'll ever be able to get rid of it. It's easier to pick up skydiving than women.

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 10:59:52 No.621895

I had a girl in middle school that made suggestive comments at me and one day kneeled by my desk and did the cat paw thing with her hands and meowed and shit and I still couldn't close you motherfuckers have no idea what real autism looks like.

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 11:10:31 No.621897

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>>621895
dunno, im >>621892 also had my best friend try to get me together with his next door neighbor (a different chinese girl) after high school who apparently a crush on me from 5th grade onwards cause of some shit I told her when some guy was bullying her then. That remains the only time in my life he has ever been mad at me.
And had a Malaysian coworker ask me out on the only date I've ever been on (unless some of the things with the Korean girl from college count as dates) that went wildly awful from me.

also I genuinely don't understand how I do this to asian women
but I'm also genuinely happy with myself that I'm improving in life again

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 00:12:14 No.621997

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 17:41:56 No.622048

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Anonymous 05/06/24 (Mon) 21:08:32 No. 620976 [Reply]

I wonder what would happen if you sat on her belly

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Anonymous 05/07/24 (Tue) 03:42:36 No.621016

shit probably

Anonymous 05/07/24 (Tue) 21:17:24 No.621060

it smells like gravy

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 03:51:51 No.621879

It smells like spicy melted pepper jack cheese

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 00:11:54 No.621995

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 17:41:42 No.622047

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Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 23:06:05 No. 621840 [Reply]

put my dick in a blender because I hate ota so much

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 02:04:34 No.621872

>>621868
jesus hated fags

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 02:06:25 No.621873

>>621872
the past tense is incorrect here because Jesus is still alive

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 02:07:27 No.621874

jesus has always hated faggots like you

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 00:11:40 No.621994

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 17:41:32 No.622046

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 00:52:03 No. 621855 [Reply]

shot a kamehameha wave of diarrhea out my ass so hard that i destroyed the core of planet ota (that's where all the gay posters live)

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 01:51:48 No.621870

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>milks dragonball to almost 200k for a fucking game stream
>milks her mom again
>hardcore minecraft
>back to dbz
how does she do it?

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 02:02:39 No.621871

>>621870
by being the chosen one

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 00:11:28 No.621993

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Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 17:38:18 No. 572777 [Reply]

rin get

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Anonymous 08/24/22 (Wed) 21:32:37 No.572792

rin teen pussy

Anonymous 11/01/23 (Wed) 18:53:40 No.604311

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happy birthday rin

Anonymous 03/11/24 (Mon) 00:27:05 No.614248

rin rin ring a sunday church bell

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 01:09:34 No.621859

>>604345
rin getting her holes filled!

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 00:11:14 No.621992

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Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 15:50:35 No. 621818 [Reply]

the world likes blue women

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 15:53:07 No.621819

I only see 2 holos and a massive turd on the far right

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 15:59:02 No.621820

the world hates cel women
https://twitter.com/payetqw/status/1792430550835401215

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 16:37:42 No.621821

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damn straight

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 22:43:49 No.621839

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cute 60 year olds are the best

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 00:11:02 No.621991

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Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:49:09 No. 621781 [Reply]

can someone post a link to nen

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Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 23:56:41 No.621787

>>621786
me squeezing out a fat load

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 23:59:57 No.621788

>>621787
You're going to ruin the otapancakes.

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 05:08:36 No.621799

>>621783
reported

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 12:47:32 No.621811

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>>621799
Report this

Anonymous 05/22/24 (Wed) 00:10:51 No.621990

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Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 04:41:09 No. 621792 [Reply]

keep teen spirit

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 04:48:07 No.621794

Mindblowing that in some alternate universe I have a daughter and I brush her hair and buy her pretty dresses

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 04:58:52 No.621795

you dont need a daughter to do that

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 05:02:14 No.621796

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There are no alternate universes just the parallel one. Matter/antimatter. Time and anti time. 0 and 1. Male and female. There is but one universal constant existence and inexistence.

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 06:06:32 No.621801

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>>621794

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 14:31:19 No.621920

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Anonymous 01/18/23 (Wed) 21:32:06 No. 584012 [Reply]

We buy your "hard work"!

90% of the girls enrolled in our store have no experience in the industry.
We have many part-time girls, and they can decide the days and hours to work according to their own schedule. Of course, there are no quotas or fines.
We do not accept drunken or filthy customers, or customers who are not suitable for our store.

We also offer practical training by a female instructor to improve your skills. There is no training by male staff.
Other stores often charge a fee for this service. We offer free training as many times as you want.

Please feel free to contact us with any questions or concerns you may have by phone or email.

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Anonymous 01/19/23 (Thu) 00:01:58 No.584048

>>584046
More people means more demand for housing retard

Anonymous 01/19/23 (Thu) 04:18:01 No.584096

those arent people

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 03:15:51 No.621789

let's all work hard tomorrow!

Anonymous 05/20/24 (Mon) 03:28:05 No.621790

why it's summer break

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 14:31:10 No.621919

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Anonymous 05/07/21 (Fri) 03:44:03 No. 535213 [Reply]

Please stick it in me

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Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 01:10:36 No.575867

pasted

Anonymous 10/16/22 (Sun) 06:43:20 No.575872

>>544270
Don't lie, you would sniff.

Anonymous 05/17/24 (Fri) 18:17:12 No.621681

daydreamed about pussies again

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 21:36:44 No.621779

cummed myself while thinking about pussies

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 14:31:01 No.621918

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Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 19:22:31 No. 621775 [Reply]

blasted another rancid pool of diarrhea all over ota

not that anyone would be able to tell the difference
LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 19:29:57 No.621776

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Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 14:30:51 No.621917

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Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 01:02:03 No. 621737 [Reply]

How many hours do you spend each day thinking about how much you hate ota?

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Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 01:27:33 No.621742

ITT your favorite Touhou characters and why you hate kikes.

My favorite Touhou character is Youmu Konpaku and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your friend friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again friends have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at nakama's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 04:25:48 No.621753

How did you know I recently started spending copious amounts of time thinking about how much I have grown to hate ota?

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 05:17:11 No.621754

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>>621738
>>621741
thinking about how great gothic lolitos are

Anonymous 05/19/24 (Sun) 11:55:37 No.621769

pic unrelated

Anonymous 05/21/24 (Tue) 14:30:40 No.621916

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