No. 616009
I have a buddy Problem.
>Be poorfag woman (19F) living at home
>Live with gen x mom, sister (22 F), and boyfriend (23 M)
>They all work full-time; I play "housewife" and cook, clean, and handle the budgeting
>Struggling to pay rent even with three workers (thanks friends)
>Trapped in democrat city while my bf works up the ladder
>Mom asked him to live with us while she pays off credit card debt
>Sister is retarded liberal atheist whore who can't seem to date a white man
>Her bf of 2 years is an annoying ghetto buddy
>He's 1/4 white, nerdy; watches anime & plays vidya
>Better than the others, but still a buddy
>Eats all our food, doesn't work, and doesn't help with expenses
>Has been staying longer and longer at our house over the last 2 years
>Used to come once a month, now stays for almost 3 weeks straight
>Only gone for a few days lately
But then I had a ray of hope
>Sister and him get into a huge screaming argument
>She throws him out and says he can't come back until he has a job
>…
>He comes back 3 days later and she lets him in
>Still a jobless fat buddy
>Straw finally broke today
>Come back from church w/ my bf to find he ate OUR breakfast
>The biscuits and gravy that I made from scratch before we left
>The fat buddy ate 6 biscuits and an entire container of gravy
>I am livid
My bf, my friends, and I are all brainstorming ways to get him to leave, but we've run out of ideas. Give me all your tips to make him feel as uncomfortable and unwanted as possible. I don't just want him to leave, I want him to be hesitant to come back. I don't like to meddle with my sister's (lack of) love life, but I'm at my wits end.
Even if its nefarious, I will do anything short of murder to get him to leave.