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No. 586377

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady… *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

No.626227

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No.626233

why is it untitled

No.626234

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My eternal wife Ciara Horan who died of an opiate overdose has videos of her with a bloody nose and she was licking the blood thinking she's cool, typical teenage girl stuff

She's been dead for several years now, people have mostly stopped talking about her, but I still often think about her and look through her pictures and videos. She is my soul wife.

No.626261

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>>626234
Sigh… my wife is dead

Yes it was parasocial, but I've never felt like this about any other girl on Earth

She was the only girl on Earth to make weird videos specifically for 4chan losers.

It's true, the internet and chan culture hasn't been around that long. There's been other girls that acted like sluts on webcam, but there's never been any like Ciara with her genuine, unique, hyper intelligent, femme schizoid, considerate, empathetic….

No.626262

just another worthless attention whoring norm

No.626264

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She died right before COVID

>>626262
This girl was an angel.

No.626265

>>626264
>4/20
you're so dumb it's unreal

No.626266

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20yo? She was practically a child. People matured much earlier in the olden days. For instance a 17 year old woman in the 1930s mentally would be the equivalent of a 35 year old hag today except with a ripe body but all the juvenile nonsense thrown out the window. The establishment stole our teens and twenties by hooking us on video games and chinese cartoons preventing us from being productive and focusing on things that really matter.

No.626269

nothing really mattress

No.626277

I WATCHED HER STREAMS ON IG GRUBAGE MONTHS BEFORE SHE OD I BET YOU HACKERS KNEW ABOUT THAT IT IS WHY YOU BROUGHT IT UP BUT SHE WAS BAD SHE EXTORTED PEOPLE FOR DRUGS WHIXH IS WHAT COMES WITH IT BUT SHE IS MY WAIFU SHE IS GONE NOW HER SORRY ASS BF LEFT A NOTE WHEN SHE WAS OBVIOUSLY DEAD BECAUSE HE IS A SORRY PIECE OF SHIT AND THAT IS WHY PEOPLE DIE NOT BECAUSE OF CHINESE FETANYL

No.626287

Everytime I go out in public, I see hot men. Men just minding their own business being hot. Men that look like they've been hitting the gym, went and picked out a nice outfit and are now just bein' hot infront of me. Men with hot sexy deep voices to read you a bedtime story. Men with a large chest for you to rest your head on. Hairy men to snuggle and keep you both warm. Confident men that look in your eyes and make you feel safe. Men are so loving and protecting which just makes them even hotter. Men that share your hobbies and are just total bros. Men that hold you in their big strong arms and kiss you.



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