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File: 1678612090411.png (2.2 MB, 2865x2026, スキゾイドの特徴P2-2.png)

No. 588060

Please forgive my shitsureiness.

No.588061

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The otagirl.,

No.588064

File: 1678614828104.png (2.2 MB, 2865x2026, スキゾイドの特徴P1.png)

enjoyee

No.588065

why does schizoid-chan look like she was drawn by an ai

No.588066

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No.588068

File: 1678616084748.jpeg (535.93 KB, 1233x3809, DqmeK3aUcAEeMCH.jpeg)

Conversations are hard for schizoid-chan.

No.588069

File: 1678616779799.jpeg (424.57 KB, 1323x4096, D39pSXUU0AAAMHt.jpeg)

Schizoid-chan sometimes lies…

No.588071

File: 1678617380355.jpeg (451.36 KB, 1295x4096, D8nxv4ZV4AIbarC.jpeg)

Schizoid-chan quietly doesn't forgive rudeness.

No.588075

File: 1678618293985.jpeg (259.58 KB, 548x1380, FK09qqAaIAAgwkP.jpeg)

The c word is not a bad thing for Schizoid-chan.

No.588076

are you going to translate this or did you just want to circlejerk with your n3 friends

No.588077

File: 1678618555742.jpeg (491.99 KB, 1312x4096, DutBIWAVYAAEh7f.jpeg)

>>588071
I meant to post this one

No.588078

>>588076
I can read it but I'm not going to if this was 10 years ago I would have read it but now I know better

No.588079

>>588078
uh what do you mean know better

No.588080

>>588079
it is a waste of time

No.588589

I've been looking into this a bit since this was posted and I think I may have it

No.588591

>>588589
Wow, a schizoid on ota. Mindblowing.

No.588592

crying for schizoid-chan

No.588593

why she seems like a bitch

No.588597

>>588589
Psychology is mostly bullshit. They design these "disorders" to be so vague in their symptoms so that anyone could be diagnosed; sort of like horoscopes. Gotta justify those $500/hr consultations somehow.

No.588601

>>588597
That is such a Scorpio thing to say.

No.588602

File: 1679198363997.jpg (33.13 KB, 674x711, uh.jpg)

I don't believe in all that horsehockey either but I feel like being miserable and wanting to be dead 70% of the waking time isn't correct because the norms seem to love their time here

No.588603

if the norms love their time here then why are they paying $500/hr to see a shrink

No.588607

is the therapist an attractive lady?

No.588615

no he was a skinny canadian asian guy who was a connoisseur of prog rock

No.588624

did you ask if he liked king crimson

No.588627

is that a jojo reference

No.588628

>>588593
shes doing her best in spite of her brain probelms please be considerate

No.588629

dumb bitch needs to know her place

No.588630

would flip that schizobitch and fix her brain with some ddt (deep dick therapy)

No.588631

how deep are we talking

No.588632

>>588631
5.5 inches

No.588633

lol

No.588634

never measured ochinchin-san seems weird like measuring your feet or hand size

No.588635

whats the right way to measure like you could get vastly different numbers from different methods

No.588636

bone pressed

No.588637

yeah what kind of retard would measure his foot size im out

*puts on shoes and leaves*

No.588638

mom complained about how shoe companies sizes arent standardized

No.588639

>>588634
You need to know how you measure up against rival males

No.588640

I only measure so I know what condoms to buy. (6" btw).

No.588641

why would we need condoms

No.588642

I wear condoms when I don't know the girl well enough to trust she's taking her pills.

No.588643

sister takes pills

No.588644

sis flips the flip out if she cant get food to take her pills with in the morning

No.588645

File: 1679241414234.jpg (279.81 KB, 1280x720, [HorribleSubs] Jashin-chan….jpg)

I went somewhere and the woman at the front was putting a bracelet around my wrist and said something about having big wrists which is blatantly false as I am a measured wristlet and she was one of those older toned women that work out a lot so she would be aware of the wristpill.
Why would you do that why would you insult someone right out of the gate first blood has been drawn yet again wish the norms would just leave me alone so I didn't have to be angered all the time.

No.588646

owned tinyhands

No.588647

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No.588648

File: 1679242156324.jpg (1.07 MB, 2754x4096, 1679224665479.jpg)

what's done is done

No.588649

File: 1679242345711.gif (1.41 MB, 498x238, 1679072373472122.gif)

>>588648
Imagine the smell

No.588663

>>588639
what rivals

No.588665


No.588667

don't see how chinchin size makes a difference in making the best funpost or screen grabbing the best funny umi face

No.588668

cope

No.588669

research on humans has found no correlation between chinchin size and sexual fitness

No.588671

Pretty face or height beats penis size any day I've come across plenty of cels with 8 inch plus dongers

No.588672

height is a given it's hard to take a man seriously no matter how many muscles he has when all you can think about when you see him with his friends is the lollipop guild

No.588674

huh

No.588677


No.588680

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stay safe ota

No.588684

have to order condoms online because i dont want the people in the store thinking im some sort of pervert sexnorm

No.588685

never thought about it but its kind of weird that ive never seen a condom in real life before wonder if theyre a prank im falling for

No.598117

>>588680
thanks for posting this image

No.598130

k

No.598132

>>588680
They should have these in real life but they only give condoms to people that look like they'd be having sex (not us)

No.598134

>>598132
schizos dont need sex

No.598138

back during university days at the health center, in the waiting area they had a basket with condoms on the table, swiped some when no one was looking, hahaha suckers. Easily crime of the decade, imagine if they knew the condoms reserved for sexhavers only were taken by someone marked with the curse of lifelong celdom by the female gender.
I still have to watch my back and sleep with one eye open, for all I know, the authorities already know and have been building a case against me

may delete this post tbh

No.598139

>>598134
We aren't schizoid we're just ugly

No.598156

>>598139
speak for yourself

No.598161

>>598156
If you weren't ugly girls would approach you for sex

No.598165

>>598161
Then everyone is ugly because sex isn't real.

No.598172

>>598161
they have i was just too autistic to figure out how to procceed so i ignored them

No.598179


No.598197

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