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Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 10:58:27 No. 544376

im lonely and have never had sex whos your favorite touhou mines patchouli

Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 11:55:01 No.544379

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Nagatoro

Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 12:59:24 No.544380

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Shrine Tank

Anonymous 08/06/21 (Fri) 22:49:01 No.544451

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Anonymous 08/07/21 (Sat) 02:06:01 No.544461

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I like yumu.
Also today is yumu day.

Anonymous 08/07/21 (Sat) 16:16:55 No.544510

>>544376
I like how this is drawn.

Anonymous 08/07/21 (Sat) 17:50:44 No.544526

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Me on top when I find myself an otavirg

Anonymous 08/07/21 (Sat) 23:47:55 No.544559

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anubis-kun daisuki

Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun) 01:20:13 No.544577

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my favrite 2hu is watame

Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun) 01:33:30 No.544578

>>544577
cute girls what anime are they from

Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun) 08:39:50 No.544629

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>>544578
the best one

Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun) 18:41:22 No.544667

>>544629
what anime

Anonymous 08/09/21 (Mon) 02:47:23 No.544731

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my favorite touhou is tang keke check out her silly hat

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:34:53 No.545066

patchy is also my favorite, I've become convinced that male virgin imageboard users should just have sex with other male virgin imageboard users and can no longer imagine myself having sex in any other scenario, nor do I desire it, how about you

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:35:22 No.545067

>>545066
Uh

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:59:09 No.545075

>>545067
what do you mean uh, this is a very common thing to happen to people like us

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 03:59:57 No.545076

>>545075
why do you spend time thinking about stuff like this

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 04:07:46 No.545081

>>545076
everyone thinks about sex

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 04:56:15 No.545090

>>545075
Well if we're virgs then that probably means we're ugly so buggering one another isn't going to be very pleasurable

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 05:05:09 No.545091

I met an ota poster irl once and he looked surprisingly okay.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 05:12:51 No.545093

>>545091
Yeah but was he a virg

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 05:14:48 No.545095

>>545090
not necessarily, lots of virgins are pretty cute but too autistic to know what to do with themselves in terms of dating and seduction, plus anyone who's young, white and has little to no muscle mass like the average otard can look reasonably feminine and attractive if they get rid of their body hair, start taking care of themselves and you look at them from the right angle and are desperate enough, plus there's lots of work arounds like face masks that can help a lot, plus no matter how ugly the person you're sticking it in is it'll still feel good and that counts for something

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 06:01:23 No.545100

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>>545095
this describes me pretty well but i would rather be a cute virgin boy than let someone stick it in me

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 06:02:57 No.545101

The ota groomer

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 06:08:35 No.545102

>>545100
anonymouses share everything, you have no right to withhold your body from us

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 06:19:12 No.545105

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>>545066
wow, I fantasize about this too!!
but it's also about being friends but very special friends who hug and cuddle and also even maybe kiss

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 06:38:56 No.545106

This thread feels like 2013 /ota/.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 06:51:00 No.545108

I can tell you after meeting with henri that having a penis ram into your butthole does NOT feel good

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 07:44:40 No.545110

>>545106
Nobody has ever liked touhou on ota

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 08:04:20 No.545111

Was the whole point of the thread to decide which touhous we're going to dress up as to get buggered

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 13:28:39 No.545114

>>545111
The point of this thread was to mock some guy raging at turt in the graveyard thread

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 13:56:44 No.545117

>>545109
that's mostly propaganda, those complications you're thinking of only apply to anal sex that is very rough, deep and frequent, the kind that also damages the vagina, although its true the anus is slightly more susceptible. So long as proper maintenance is done, ie the hole is kept clean and well lubed, you keep PREDICTABLE stuff like fisting to a minimum, and ideally kegels exercises are done to strenghten the anal muscles its perfectly safe. As for finding it kinda gross, you're probably still thinking of the dirty, hairy, stinky man asses of ugly dudes who do stuff like scratch their butt and sniff their finger when you think of anal. Once you've replaced that image with the image of a messy haired cutie with a hairless, nubile body, eagerly showing off the tight pink hole between their soft, pale cheeks and begging you to start fucking it, anal will seem much more natural and appealing. Remember, there are lots of people who think all sex is nasty and degenerate, and they usually end up getting over it. Its just another part of the body, y'know?

I'm sorry, I don't mean to be pushy. You're right that sex doesn't have to be about penetration, I just want otards to be able to do everything with each other that they could do with a foid, so they don't feel like what they're doing is a lesser, second-rate kind of sex, and seeing your lover spread his legs for you and watching his reaction as you slowly push inside him isn't something I want them to miss out on. Would you consider trying it on special occasions, when you'd found a partner you knew you could trust?

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 13:59:03 No.545118

wait why did you delete your post?? I spent so long typing that out!!! otamin please bring it back!!!!

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 14:00:55 No.545119

>>545114
go back you unwanted outsiders

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 14:31:04 No.545120

>>545114
Was I wrong? compare this thread to any that freak has made or derailed with his garbage

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 14:32:03 No.545121

>>545120
go back

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 14:47:35 No.545123

>>545120
Uh, you’re the one who derailed that other thread because you couldn’t contain your rage for one guy you don’t like. Yeah you’re right, this thread is much quieter because you’re not sperging out for no reason.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 15:02:21 No.545125

>>545123
the funposters arent the problem, its the people who complain about them that are

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 15:03:33 No.545126

>>545125
Yes, especially when they keep complaining long after the funposting has stopped.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 15:16:56 No.545127

>>545126
what are you doing right now

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 15:23:20 No.545128

go back

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 15:29:55 No.545129

>>545127
I’m not complaining about you. I accept you fully for who you are and acknowledge that you’re a valuable contributor to this community. All I’m telling you is that you don’t have to be upset about turt.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 16:01:01 No.545132

TALK ABOUT GAY SEX

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 16:08:46 No.545136

go back

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 17:04:37 No.545172

why do so many like patchy?

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 17:08:54 No.545176

>>545172
She’s a hikikomori just like me.

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 17:09:28 No.545177

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>>545172
boobers bouncing boing boing boing

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 20:21:06 No.545237

>>545172
shes the twilight sparkle of touhou

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 21:16:13 No.545238

teens love toehoe

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 21:27:34 No.545239

>>545238
go back

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 22:33:23 No.545259

>>545109
That sounds kind of nice almost nice enough to seek out but I wouldn't want some femboy from grindr pawing at me and then I move my leg and feel a raging erection that reminds me of what's really going on

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 23:22:55 No.545265

>>545259
but they wouldn't be a femboy from grindr, they would be a femboy from ota, so their penis would be really small and you wouldn't feel threatened by it and could just ignore it

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 23:41:59 No.545267

>>545259
>>545265
go back

Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu) 23:43:27 No.545269

been thinking about getting comfy pajamas but its usually too hot to wear them in the summer so im waiting until later

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 00:02:46 No.545275

>>545267
They're discussing homoeroticism, they're in the right place.

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 00:42:21 No.545280

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>>545110
I meant because this thread is so gay.

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 01:02:29 No.545281

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i cant find the dogfucking thread

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 01:25:19 No.545284

>>545275
>>545280
>>545281
go back

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 01:31:30 No.545287

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Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 02:32:07 No.545301

>>545284
Where?

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 02:57:06 No.545306

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>>545301
https://funnyjunk.com/channel/animemanga

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 04:37:07 No.545315

>>545287
Based

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 12:07:50 No.545350

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>>545287
me on the right, you on the left

Anonymous 08/13/21 (Fri) 12:16:12 No.545352

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>>545350

Anonymous 08/14/21 (Sat) 01:49:59 No.545536

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>>545352
yeah take it slutboy

Anonymous 08/14/21 (Sat) 03:03:58 No.545539

gross faggot die

Anonymous 08/14/21 (Sat) 13:45:02 No.545599

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>>545536

Anonymous 08/18/21 (Wed) 22:15:35 No.546673

>>545100
>let
>implying
>>545105
falling asleep watching anime on the couch together and waking up to discover we unconsciously started spooning in our sleep…

Anonymous 08/09/23 (Wed) 15:52:34 No.595683

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you wouldn't fuck a 2hu

Anonymous 08/12/23 (Sat) 17:53:34 No.595850