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No. 590162

sex thread.

No.590163

stop falling for the normeme sex doesnt exist

No.590258

Who wants sex?

No.590273

>>590258
me me meeeeeeeee

No.590274

not allowed to have sex because women decided the bones in my face weren't pointy enough

No.590275

owned

No.590276

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not allowed to have sex because women decided my quiet sperg personality was NOT sexually attractive

No.590277

>>590276
Nah you're just ugly
I'm a loser quiet sperg and even I eventually had pussy offers after falling for enough lookism memes

No.590278

not allowed to have sex because nature decided that was for the best of our species, what can you do

No.590279

NOT ugly
in fact i would say foids are likely intimidated by my classic masculine appearance

No.590280

NOT allowed to have sex because its NOT flipping real it was a lie the whole time everyone is cel the only thing that makes you a virg is falling for the gaslighting

No.590281

>>590279
if you havent been approached by females looking to mate then youre ugly

No.590282

>>590281
boys are supposed to be the ones approaching girls silly

No.590297

>>590282
sure if you want to end up in jail

No.590310

l

No.590314

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>>590280
he fell for the sex meme

No.590318

yeah sex is not real. when your parents are in bed all they do is smooch each other's foreheads

No.590319

I've seen my parents in bed before
they were sleeping

No.590320

>>590318
moms been dead over a decade and dad just gets drunk and sleeps on the couch

No.590322

File: 1682476251356.jpg (1.07 MB, 2316x3275, 1682413208938.jpg)

imagine if this happened every day do you think it would affect your sexual development?

No.590330

it wouldnt affect it because sexuality isnt a thing theres NOThing to develop

No.590331

somebody left a himaturd lying around and now it's affecting this locale

No.590333

>>590331
I'll go get the pooper scooper

No.590336

NOThin hima that place doesnt exist anymore

No.590363

It’s a state of mind.

No.590368

sigh mindhima

No.590369

no such thing

No.590370

havent visited mindota in a while had too many nightmares recently

No.590424

I had sex with an autistic girl with big tits last night. I wanted you guys to be the first to know!

No.590425

why bother keeping the charade up we already figured out its all fake

No.590427

>>590424
tutorial?
>big tits
aka fat

No.590465

g

No.590476

had sex with my hand just now

No.590482

can i have sex with your hand

No.590483

All of those seemingly meaningless interactions with foids that end in a few words or a sentence for me norms turn into a sexual event

No.590484

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all events can be sexual if you choose to make them so

No.590491

>>590483
thats merely what they claim

No.590493

had sex with my own thighs

No.590494

>>590483
its not real stop being fooled

No.590495

stimulated my peen between my own thighs and cummed between them

No.590497

not sure how someone would manage that

No.590500

you should try it

No.590564

went to the local girl rental place again

No.590566

the what now

No.590568

A girl was dressed like a slut and I glanced at her for a second when she entered and looked away and then she left and came back a few minutes later wearing a regular top over her slut attire why even bother going in public when your Chad-only rule is that strict

No.590569

the what now

No.590571

the /what/ now

No.590572

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>>590564
Are you German or Netherlandian?

No.590573

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No.590601

gonna have sex this weekend wish me luck bros

No.590602


No.590629

the whole point of ejaculating inside the girl's vagina is so the mess is contained and she can easily clean it up

No.590630

mouth is far better then

No.590631

why wont they let me flip this is not fair

No.590632

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>>590630
I normally don't like blowjob vids but this girl was really cute and had a weird way of doing it

No.590633

what was weird about it?
i only like blowjob videos, well greatly prefer anyway

No.590634

>>590631
theres NOThing to flip sex isnt real pussies arent real starting to think women might NOT even be real the trans panic is simply society coming to the realization that the existence of foids was all a big conspiracy basically the only thing you can possibly flip is a mans butthole which means everyone who isnt vol is cool

No.590657

>>590634
then why do we get horny

No.590731

d

No.590757

File: 1683519213235.png (886.09 KB, 768x1080, 1683475361373.png)

thinking about all the attractive women I am never going to date

No.590758

>>590757
have you considered rape

No.590766

remember reading something about pheromones where other people can actually subconsciously smell the virg on you even if they arent conscious their body innately screams to avoid you

No.590770

>>590766
They just see your virg walk

No.590773

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going on a date with chad later

No.590774

Was such a virg that I believed in things like getting to know one another and becoming bf & gf before going farther than a peck on the lips but nope turns out these days you go out to eat have a hour conversation over stupid shit and then immediately go home and flip one another then after a few months of flipping do you decide to become bf & gf people are disgusting

No.590775

It's a better system. She either likes your face or she doesn't. Saves both of you a lot of time and forever solves the friend zone problem.

No.590776

>>590773
love putting bugles on my fingers too, I wonder if we could bond from that.

No.590777

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the NTR spot is vacant

No.590778

whats the ntr spot

No.590815

File: 1683697280198.jpg (186.4 KB, 1230x1400, 1682421549172.jpg)

>Mate-searching females commonly visit multiple bowers, often returning to preferred bowers several times, and watching males' elaborate courtship displays and inspecting the quality of the bower. Through this process the female reduces the set of potential mates. Many females end up selecting the same male, and many under-performing males are left without copulations.

No.590820

>>590815
Wow how generous the bowerbird male actually has a chance to improve and get a mate unlike humans in which a male is born and if his bones aren't pointy enough he's doomed and the story ends.

No.590821

its over for bowercels

No.590834

wonder if animals have sex too or if thats just another big lie too

No.590835

good question i for one have never seen any animals flipping

No.590840

seen my dog flip a few times

No.590841

Hated when the dog smelled a female in heat and would start freaking out wouldn't let him loose though if I cant flip no one flips

No.590842

>>590820
The birdies can't improve themselves or anything, their ability to do their dance, is decided upon from when they were born. He never really had a chance. Like Happy Feet but the opposite

No.590843

mesu and osu

No.590844

osumania

No.590845

>>590841
its not fair think of the heckin doggo that has to go its whole life with blue balls never getting to mate

No.590847

>>590842
They can learn to make better bowers and sexier dances.
Humans have the worst mating strategy in which it is entirely out of your control, you're either born looking a certain way or you die cel.

No.590851

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No.590853

>>590427
A girl can have big tits and not be fat, but the idea that fat=gross shows you are a little virgin normie boy. Go and have some chicken nuggets and glass of milk, why don't you

No.590854


No.590855

>>590853
owned that virgnorm but yeah you did just admit he was right

No.590875

enjoy lifting up your boar wifes gunt to service her
maybe you can rig up some sort of pulley system to make it easier

No.590876

cant imagine myself with a wife doesnt seem possible at this point

No.590877

Let's touch that pussy of the cute girl.

No.590878

Was thinking the other day how if I didn't have fetishes that basically let me jerk off to myself and I was reliant on women to experience sexual satisfaction I would have probably gone mad no wonder rapes and lncel shootings happen

No.590879

Getting on the yamanote from shinagawa on your morning commute and being squished against a cute JK and she wouldn't say anything because she is embarrassed so let's molest her with our hands on that pussy.

No.590880

thats scary and gross they pee blood from there you know

No.590881

she loves it

No.590882

meant scary for us

No.590883

we love it

No.590885

was thinking on my drive to work how weird it is that women have always had such disdain for me when i never did anything wrong

No.590887

nothing personal they just dont want you raping them like every creep on this board keeps fantasizing about

No.590888

>>590887
but i dont want to rape them i just want to love and be loved im a nice guy unfortunately

No.590889

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boidcreeps are always thinking about rape q.e.d

No.590890

>>590887
they would want me raping them if my face bones were pointier and my eyes more slanted

No.590891

you ever heard the word entitlement

No.590893

they will be raped, by me

No.590894

I hear it all the time since women think they are entitled to treat people like shit

No.590900

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>ota

No.590901

wish i was more like miria and able to handle bullies online well with an upbeat positive additude

No.590905

subtractitude

No.591061

f

No.591093

the sex thread

No.591094

sex with ota

No.591095

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Wish I was a dumb norm and could just do normshite all day long and then die.
This difficulty is too hard.

No.591097

>>591095
It's NOT that hard!
What are you? Retarded or something?

No.591121


No.591872

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29/5/23
Today's sex rating. Hair on pussy: 0. Tightness: 5/10. Movement: 4/10. Disposition: 7/10. Appearance: 6/10. Finished inside after 34 minutes.

No.591873

mine is 404

No.591874

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No.591876

Will occasionally get cringe inducing flashbacks that makes my head spasm to try and get the thought out I know the only way to cure this is to seek out sex but I don't want to it's disgusting

No.591877

Social media and dating apps ruined everything, now only 6'3 male model gigachads with 8x6 penises will be able to get laid. Even regular Chads are hopeless romantics now and you think you have a chance? Even handsome Chads get rejected for only being 5'11. And even tall handsome Chads get laughed out of the bedroom for not being over 7 inches in length and 5.5 in girth. Tinder, onlyfans, social media, women fucking themselves with giant dildos and having sex with hung gigachads… it's honestly just over. It's time to move to South America or Southeast Asia if you aren't a 1 in a million genetic specimen and want to have a sex life instead of wagecucking to maybe be a cuckold provider for a fat sow who will divorce rape you.

No.591879

>>591877
Wish that were true, I'm 6'2 with an 8x6 penis and I never had sex. I would kill for women to actually judge based on height and penis size rather than it all be based solely on face and "charisma".

No.591882

you havent flipped because its NOT real your height and pen0r dont matter no foid will ever flip you because copulation is a myth made up by norms just like religion

No.591883

in b4 watmin

No.591895

how does whatmin explain the most documented birth in human history occurring without sex or pussies involved you either believe in god or sex you cant have it both ways

No.591897

>>591895
uh storks make babies retard never seen a p*ssy or sex in real life which just isnt possible if its how babies happen considering how many babies ive seen by comparison

No.591902

I think its true. Sex is the ultimate lie, such a big lie could only be created and perpetuate by the Father of Lies, Satan himself. God made Jesus and made him and especially the story of his birth popular and widespread to tell us that sex is not real, in order to undermine the devil and his lie. But the devil has his grip on the norms so tightly that they reject God's message and continue to perpetuate Satan's sex lie.
And thus they twisted God's message from being "sex is just a lie by the devil and here is proof" to "sex is real but here's an expectation".
Of course even without this fact, it was already a given that norms are pawns of the devil.

No.591903

Also it explains why Jesus never claimed to have had sex. The norms claim that sex is a ordinary, good, and real thing, as normal as eating food and breathing air. Jesus was a pretty ordinary man in all other respects, he ate, he breathed air, he had a ordinary profession, yet out of the list of things, he never did something as ordinary and real as sex? Why is that?
It is strange, but it makes sense if you think about the fact that Jesus also did not lie. For Jesus to have "had sex" would be for him to lie, and therefore that is why it is missing from his list of ordinary human things he did.

No.591904

jesus the original hopeless romantic

No.591906

over for messiahcels

No.591909

But why does the sex lie exist in the first place? Why would the devil create such a thing? Why would the norms side with the devil?
This too is explained by Jesus's words. Norms are by their very nature low inhib, they are arrogant and anything but meek. But Jesus said "Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth". Therefore, high inhibs are blessed and are promised the Earth. In order to take the Earth from high inhibs, Satan created a temptation, a lie of the promise of ultimate pleasure, pleasure that everyone else is experiencing except for you.
And they claim all they have to do in order to achieve it is become low inhib and thus give up your blessing and inheritance. And it works too, many low inhibis fall for it, abandon their meekness and go out and pretend to be high inhib and ask lots of girls out and stuff (obviously to no avail or success, but the damage is already done). They obviously don't get any sex for their trouble, but because they have now given into temptation, they lose their blessing. Left with nothing, barred from the ranks of the blessed, now their only choice is to side with the norms and satan, and perpetuate the sex lie themselves so that they may drag more low inhibs down with them in the hopes that there is not a single blessed soul left to collect on the inheritance.

No.591911

But I've seen a lot of animals have sex what's with that

No.591912

Yeah sex exists for animals so what doesn't mean it exists for humans. All good lies have some basis, and see it works and makes you confused right? Right now you're thinking "b-but sex has to be real I mean, I saw animals do it after all. Sex a lie? No way… I saw it."
That's how they keep you doubting the truth. But it's all just shadows on the wall friend, it's time for you to leave the cave.

No.591919

I don't trust this guy. I'm gonna ask God tonight what's the truth..

No.591921

never seen animals have sex in real life either so im thinking its all just a big hoax and nothing has sex and its just storks doing all the heavy work

No.591925

If sex doesn't real then what the flip has henri been doing to all the local girls

No.591926

hey can you hopeless romantic freaks stop shitting up my sex thread

No.591928

making a sex thread on ota is like making a religion thread on rɘddit you cant act like you dont know how its going to go

No.591934

>>591925
the local girls were pegging him till they ripped apart his butthole

No.591936

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No.591937

I tried it a few times with a girl but I was really bad at it hope God isn't mad about that I won't do it again

No.591947

had sex with my sister

No.591948

File: 1685562486773.png (1.35 MB, 1920x1080, untitled.png)


No.591972

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One simply needs to admire the female beauty. It has nothing to do with sexual arousal.

No.591974

>>591972
and why do you think females look beautiful, dingus

No.591975

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can one of our resident foids just put out already
but me first im NOT having sloppy seconds

No.593411

File: 1687740402696.jpg (2.01 MB, 2000x2000, 104192480_p0.jpg)

25/6/23
Today's sex rating. Hair: 0. Tightness: 4/10. Movement: 6/10. Disposition: 8/10. Appearance: 7/10. Communication: 4/10. Finished inside after 23 minutes.

No.593412

>>591975
ya i gotchu baby ;D

No.593413

>>593411
You aren't actually doing that are you
I had some zoomer start blabbing about wanting to get his "body count" up to me but he couldn't give a proper answer when I asked why
Why even bother
What is the point of spending all that time and energy just to be disgusting

No.593417

>>593413
it feels really good!

No.593418

oog me flip me feel good

No.593421

cumbrain tardfest

No.593446

>>593418
oog me flip me feel good

oog me flip me feel good

oog me flip me feel good

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OOog

OOog Oooooh OOG

No.593448

we dont believe in caveman superstitions like flipping in the modern age

No.593454

love cumming my brain away

No.593455

>>593448
oog me flip me feel good
me spray cum everywhere
me swing me penis around OOog
me pull penis HARD OOog Oog

No.593462

Whatmin said cavemen weren't real and the bones were all faked and the earth is only 6000 years old

No.593464

whatmin also believes coitus is real so im NOT sure hes good for much besides his commentary on smt games

No.593465

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No.593466

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>>593462
I actually have a perfect video for you.

https://youtu.be/v3ZmfgnpUdE

Neanderthal were humans (even atheists admit this now, after over 100 years of claiming they were duh missing link)

Various other claimed human ancestors are just extinct species of ape, period. There's been various widely accepted "scientific" beliefs regarding this that have been debunked.

No.593468

>>593466
Nice conspiracy theories youtube channel

No.593489

please please PLEASE stop having sex

No.593491

>>593489
I will NOT!!!! Oog OOG OoOg

No.593492

please please PLEASE keep having sex

No.593493

>>593492
I will!!!!!! oog oog ooooooooog!

No.593494

its not even real why keep up the farce

No.593495

>>593494
only a virg would say this

No.593496

next you'll tell me im going to hell or bigfoot will eat me or some other stupid fairy tale

No.593497

nothing better than a nice sex sesh after a long day at the office

No.593498

bigfoot ate my butthole

No.593499

how can i stop getting scared when a girl is near

No.593500

>>593499
keep in mind that the girl is just as afraid of you as you are of her.

No.593501

listen to your instincts there the result of millions of years of evolution

No.593502

my instincts tell me to avoid eye contact and run away

No.593503

uhh your instincts are supposed to tell you to run towards her and fill her womb with your seed

No.593504

>>593499
Imagine her in her underwear. Girls aren't scary in their underwear.

No.593505

File: 1687817851912.gif (1.67 MB, 500x281, chun li vs vega.gif)


No.593506

>>593502
yes thats the right instinct

>>593503
you would have been eaten by bears you should bless modern society for keeping you alive

No.593508

File: 1687819070778.jpg (1.66 MB, 1295x1702, untitled.jpg)

>>593503
I think it's this way because I have already reached genetic perfection and my body has realized there is no further reason to procreate

No.593509

>>593508
your genes are not very smart if they forgot about the part where you die and your genes rot away if you dont

No.593518

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZCeOUSYb4g
This is what ota actually believes.

No.593522

File: 1687854493752.jpg (3.57 MB, 3306x4677, 61626523_p0.jpg)

Just made a 15 year old boy cum for me over the interbutts I love the modern age.

No.593523

frosted butts

No.593537

>>593522
That's illegal and you're a pedo.

No.593538

>>593537
He's not a pedo but he is gay.

No.593572

File: 1687901761826.jpg (30.03 KB, 238x198, milk.jpg)

I had a sex dream last night where I flipped milk
I know you'll never see this Amanda but please allow me to formally apologize regardless

No.593573

remember that time /jp/ doxed milk and someone followed her to work and took her photo

No.593753

women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostelic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all

when you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (aposthelic baphomet) preffered nakamaslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?

No.593755

>>593753
Uh what about women who can only get off (have an orgasm, also known as "finishing") by clitoral stimulation and dont require penetration at all? You dopetwit conspiracy theory spouting loser.

No.593758

>>593753
I wonder how does otagirl feel while reading this stuff?

No.593762

File: 1688319342312.jpg (1.25 MB, 1203x1800, 109419656_p0.jpg)

wonder if sex is real on mindota

No.593765

hate when women steal my precious bodily fluids

No.593799

>>593765
they need it more than you

No.593813

>>593758
i laugh a lot

No.593814

Like the foids always say,
Live, Laugh, Love

No.593816

File: 1688358661078.png (98.75 KB, 200x400, 200px-MarisaIN.png)

>>593814
bet boids don't even have 10 fingers

No.593817

File: 1688361811947.jpg (122.36 KB, 1920x1080, Magical.Girl.Site.S01E01.1….jpg)

the soft inviting genitals of a girl

No.593819

not all foids love

No.593820

>>593817
this was the sexiest scene I ever saw in an anime

No.593824

File: 1688389599125.gif (2.24 MB, 328x338, 1584323586398.gif)

another whole week without a bath thanks to Gillette® Clear + Dri-Tech™ COOL WAVE Anti-Perspirant

No.593853

>>593817
love a good rape scene

No.593855

>>593824
Doesn't your head stink?

No.593857

dont get close enough to people for them to ever smell my head even though i shower every other day

No.593858

File: 1688440756389.jpg (116.55 KB, 965x689, dfd956545e8fa0f7ba3441c51c….jpg)

3/7/23
Today's sex rating. Hair: trimmed short about 5 mm. Tightness: 6/10. Movement: 7/10. Disposition: 10/10. Appearance: 9/10. Communication: 8/10. Finished in girl's mouth after about 1 hour.

No.593859

stop lying or im going to tardrage

No.593860

escortcels are creepy

No.593861

File: 1688443561212.jpg (1.02 MB, 3840x2026, mpv-watch?v=NgaXnAevqW4-00….jpg)

>/jp/

No.593863

>>593858
i don't like these posts

No.593869

4/7/23
Today's sex rating. Hair: roughly shaven. Tightness: 1/10, loose as a goose. Movement: 4/10, mainly just squirmed about as much as possible give she was tied to a frame. Disposition: 3/10, she seemed to want it, i'd rather she didnt. Appearance: 6/10, standard issue white foid. Communication: 2/10, bitch would not shut up and had to be gagged. Finished in girl's mouth after about 2 hours of whipping, clit torture, tit binding, fisting, pumping and anal.

No.593881

yes hello I'd like to register a complaint about the shitty quality of posts thank you

No.593889

girls are cute!!!

No.593936

File: 1688621451779.png (357.74 KB, 704x927, Screenshot 2023-07-05 2226….png)


No.593937

wow that'll be helpful info when i never have sex

No.593938

File: 1688622296707.jpg (106.09 KB, 1133x727, 1687922981345.jpg)

it's not rocket science people do it every day

No.593939

yeah people not subhuman genetic dead ends

No.593941

>>593938
I find that hard to believe considering I've never even done it once.

No.593943

Sometimes I see ugly idiots who have gfs and wives and think about those losers at least have occasional sex but in biological terms I am far inferior as no mates find me sexually attractive there is one at my job in particular who looks like an ugly goblin and has a speech impediment and is not an interesting man by any stretch of the imagination and admittedly his wife looks like a dog but at least someone found value in him unlike me.

No.593945

File: 1688661542954.jpg (669.96 KB, 1280x1829, 012:p011.jpg)

Ara ara but I'm just an old lady

No.593948

>>593945
milf pussy!

No.593950

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No.593958

>>593950
milf pussies!

No.593959

File: 1688668551711.jpg (108.44 KB, 595x842, 1687893843781.jpg)

>>593941
look pull your pants down and you'll find a dick that alone already proves that half of sex is real now women have a hole in the area where there should be dick find a girl who's willing to combine her hole with your dick and there you have it 100% sex it's that easy

No.593962

File: 1688671782769.jpg (359.43 KB, 1280x1844, 007:006.jpg)

We have to keep predators like this away from our boys, do something Japan

No.593963

>>593959
That's just my pissing stick it's for pissing in certain direction s

No.593964

>>593959
tummy feels weird when i see pics like this dont get why

No.593965

>>593959
still trotting out this tired argument are we the penis in vagina theory has been debunked countless times already try again copulationist

No.593966

File: 1688680766924.jpg (137.39 KB, 728x1000, 1687945359361.jpg)

even God himself commanded that we must shag creationistmin help me out here

No.593967

really glad that sex isnt real since it means rape isnt real either

No.593968

>>593966
if god wanted me to flip why did he give me a cel face checkmate atheists

No.593969

>>593965
virgins are adorable! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.593972

File: 1688690123194.jpg (Spoiler Image, 128.95 KB, 1280x720, mpv-FC2-PPV-3537141-01:17:….jpg)

Sex is real I've seen it on them FC2 videos

No.593976

how will the sex denier refute this one

No.593977

If this sex thing is real and I've been kept out of the loop for over 30 years the norms are going to pay with blood

No.593980

nah they are going to pay with laughs at you

No.593986

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hate these vile brashfoids making fun of dignified cels

No.593989

>>593972
>>593976
Sexbelievers will watch a superhero movie and think "wow I didnt know people can fly and shoot lasers from there eyes"

No.593990

I saw gladiator and all of that was true

No.594010

>>593980
But I didn't do anything to deserve this

No.594023

>>593986
kuroe is a good girl

No.594038

l

No.594040

File: 1688749683446.png (1.03 MB, 768x1152, minos.png)

hey

No.594045

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No.594055

just got a thai therapeutic massage
the massage girl touched my weewee through my underware and massaged my inner thigh and i couldnt help but get hard and tried my best not to so it didnt go super hard as it would have been embarrassing i think but she probably wouldnt have cared
i now stink of feminine perfume

No.594056

>>594055
You were supposed to tell her to tug you off.

No.594057

too autistic to get a massage

No.594059

File: 1688779485090.jpg (202.24 KB, 1440x945, aut.jpg)

Too autistic to want a massage

No.594060

>>594059
I don't ignore danger, I AM the danger

No.594061

Walt is autistic for sure

No.594062

>>594059
yea thats what i meant thanks for explaining my tardmumble

No.594066

too normal for the spergs to sperg for the normals will forever roam this earth an outcast scorned by all

No.594067

nice cartaphilus

No.594076

File: 1688787123227.jpg (115.02 KB, 701x996, 1688743645646.jpg)

intoxication leads to intercourse 8 times out of 10

No.594078

hate alconorms and that isnt real anyways

No.594079

File: 1688789723319.jpg (1.22 MB, 4096x2304, 1688712565786.jpg)

>>594078
you are probably one of them selfish pussysluts that doesn't want to get sexed by the common otaboy

No.594118

File: 1688860505361.png (Spoiler Image, 398.32 KB, 2128x1600, 107686893_p2.png)

bleh

No.594119

Hey where are those pussies? Let's go find those cute girls who have pussies.

No.594120

perhaps the girls who post here can post their pussies and the good lads here can make tributes onto those pictures of their pussies

No.594121

>>594118
so cute i want a girl to sniff me
do you think otalass ever sniffed and sucked

No.594122

Dont get why anyone would put the piss stick in there mouth

No.594123

File: 1688878176161.png (150.95 KB, 176x600, fe00dsfa.png)


No.594124

>>594121
Judging by her pics I can only imagine she's performed sex acts we can't begin to fathom

No.594125

can't post my pussy here because it's against the rules and otamin will get mad

No.594126

post your used panties then

No.594131

its my pussy and i wish i could stuff all of ota into it i really do but unfortunately its against the rules

No.594135

ywnbaw

No.594137

otalass should post her ass

No.594138

File: 1688921503920.jpg (5.13 KB, 913x514, 1688912091647742.jpg)

Bocchi the desktop

No.594139

sigh he loved that anime

No.594140

>>594139
Bocchi was after Henri left…

No.594141

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No, my friend returns every Christmas for a miracle.

No.594142

>>594141
love his christmas miracle posts

No.594151

>>594141
no he doesn't
he never has

No.594156

bet christmas miracle denier believes in sex what a dumb dumb

No.594157

bet christmas miracle believer believes it was henri what a dumb dumb

No.594158

>>594157
yes believing the henri christmas miracle implies believing it was henri obviously dumb dumb

No.594161

yes believing the henri christmas miracle implies delusion it was henri obviously dumb dumb

No.594166

>>594161
>>594158
>>594157
>>594156
>>594151
>>594142
>>594141
>>594139
I would murder you with my bare hands if I got the chance.

No.594167

seethe

No.594170

File: 1688985802134.jpg (854.04 KB, 903x1280, 1688968341495.jpg)

lycoreco was a very henri show think of all the great posts he could have made

No.594175

swishes him around absorbing all teh poopsies

No.594197

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No.594345

File: 1689299795961.png (1.66 MB, 1920x1080, untitled.png)


No.594399

File: 1689400900298.jpg (113.44 KB, 674x711, uh.jpg)

For better or worse these brainpills have rendered me borderline impotent

No.594425

File: 1689412149160.jpg (412.27 KB, 2000x3000, 1689146416947801.jpg)


No.594429

my daki pillow arrives today

No.594430

hope its a nice dhr6000

No.594471

s*x

No.594705

went to the shop today to purchase some cement screed the assistant woman immediately verbally assaulted me and i mumbled and had to repeat what i said maybe she has hearing loss anyway she brings over this gay little cart and i just pick up a 20kg sack in each hand with my impressive manly grip and walk over to the car like it was nothing she must have realised at that point that i could have choked her with a single hand and no doubt become wet as it looked incredibly masculine

No.594706

always tardmumble and have to repeat myself 3 times at the store

No.594723

File: 1689849742066.png (165.51 KB, 800x1000, 1689836981932.png)

girls and sex

No.594724

I do NOT want to have sex

No.594725

I already had sex long ago

No.594957

File: 1690255599060.jpg (943.79 KB, 2728x3762, F1M_j7MakAIxTX2.jpg)

thinking about sex

No.594973

File: 1690270898121.jpg (373.71 KB, 1403x1065, 6072.jpg)

im a creep

No.594975

had sex with onaho-chan~

No.594976

have never tried a masturbation aide maybe i should go to the sex shop and buy one

No.594977

File: 1690277632521.jpg (470.67 KB, 1920x1200, cd93f1e9f02bf4dd47fd421cc8….jpg)

>>594976
Prepare to be disappointed.

Onaholes literally feel worse than your hand made of flesh, and they're messy.

No.594980

>>594976
They don't allow virgs in there

No.595229

File: 1690808350599.jpg (77.06 KB, 512x536, 1690777366235.jpg)

as every sex must cum to an orgasm this thread will soon come to an end

No.595668

File: 1691542436855.jpg (145.21 KB, 1440x1080, untitled.jpg)


No.595700

bunmin…

No.595736

Somedays I think about civilization and the ancient pact for men that if they work and maintain society that they would get a nice gf to flip and how I am a fucking moron for slaving like this for nothing in return. My ancestors are probably howling with laughter over how hard I'm being duped.
The himachads were right.

No.595752

File: 1691698651317.jpg (417.66 KB, 2200x3117, Ftt03jbaIAA8b9C.jpg)

Would there be more or less rapes if women were forced to walk around outside bottomless with their hole exposed?

No.595766

j

No.595796

h

No.604146

yay sex!

No.607290

love having sex

No.608540

File: 1704948176842.jpg (47.57 KB, 564x570, 1623678856956.jpg)

i brought him over for two months while i acted like a shota getting the crayons fucked out of their pockets



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