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Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 05:02:21 No. 587825

Well you see I've got this pussy.
I may need your help with it.

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 11:27:21 No.587837

yeah youre looking for henri sorry hes NOT here right now

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 11:38:27 No.587838

*Gives you the time of your life*
*Cures all your anxiety through mind-numbing SEX*
Please stick it in me, you're welcome.

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 13:18:55 No.587845

Have you ever seen those people that breed horses or cattle and they use their hand to help guide the penis into the vulva yeah that's figuratively what our job is we were put on this planet to guide henri's penis into as many women as possible

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 13:39:42 No.587846

>>587837
>>587845
Why do you keep talking about yourself? It's embarrassing to watch.

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 14:24:50 No.587850

i am henri

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 15:03:22 No.587853

>>587846
mental illness

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 15:52:04 No.587855

bocchis unshaved armpits

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 16:45:19 No.587856

ive got an illness and the only prescription is more henri

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 18:07:21 No.587859

nous sommes tous henri

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 18:27:09 No.587860

prescription expired.
henri is gone forever

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 20:38:21 No.587863

henri dicit jus tranum

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 20:43:46 No.587864

je déteste henri

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 23:14:20 No.587872

want to go out and rape but too tired

Anonymous 03/09/23 (Thu) 23:44:03 No.587874

>>587872
rest up champ.
try another day!

Anonymous 03/12/23 (Sun) 19:18:06 No.588090

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Bocchi the cock

Anonymous 03/12/23 (Sun) 20:35:28 No.588092

>>588090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgqlpbd4xWU

Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 04:04:29 No.588115

I wish I was still a teen neet like bocchi miss the feeling of having all the time in the world to goof off and have fun now I'm old and reaching the end of my lifespan and each night I pray that I don't wake up

Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 04:08:20 No.588116

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Yeah, Bocchi the NEET. You know, other than being employed, being in education, and training to become a musician…

Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 04:19:23 No.588117

>>588115
just freeload off dad and do chores

Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 04:33:07 No.588119

>freeload
>do chores
Pick one.

Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 04:35:16 No.588120

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>>588119
its important for home security guards to do their best

Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 12:07:53 No.588137

>>588117
Uh I'm not some dadnorm that was raised with a father figure in the house and my single mother couldn't even take care of herself

Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 23:02:16 No.588170

>>588137
well yeah the parental unit cant take care of themself so thats why you're there to clean up the house and act as their only form of social contact in exchange for freeloading

Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 23:43:16 No.588173

>>588170
I mean financially too

Anonymous 03/14/23 (Tue) 00:12:31 No.588174

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sounds like a skill issue

Anonymous 03/15/23 (Wed) 03:51:20 No.588240

I'm wearing pink, because I'm girly, yeah~
Yeah yeah yeah~
I feel so girly today~
I love being pink and feminine, oh yeah~

Anonymous 03/15/23 (Wed) 03:53:54 No.588241

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Anonymous 03/15/23 (Wed) 05:39:27 No.588246

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the time has come to flip womens

Anonymous 03/15/23 (Wed) 06:55:05 No.588247

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Anonymous 03/15/23 (Wed) 14:28:37 No.588252

My IQ is 128. Indicated by a comprehensive psychological evaluation and assessment but I still often feel like i'm doomed in the eyes of women due to them not necessarily being attracted to intelligence.
My looks are subpar at best, I was rated as being a 6 by wheat waffles.
What can I do

Anonymous 03/15/23 (Wed) 15:27:08 No.588253

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Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 02:30:12 No.588274

>>588252
die smartcel I'm only 126

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 03:00:57 No.588276

im an actual genius but you dont see me bragging about my iq

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 03:15:20 No.588277

>>588276
if you're so smart why are you a virg

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 03:19:36 No.588278

simply smart enough to know no woman would be able to satisfy me

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 03:55:59 No.588284

remember when i was forced to eat veggies because "you can't know you won't like it if you won't try it" and i think that also applies here

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 03:58:21 No.588285

you mean you hate them as a kid then either grow up to like them or grow up a fat fuck

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 03:59:08 No.588286

what im saying is how can a virg say that being virg is better if they never tried the alternative

t. virg

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 04:11:03 No.588287

you lost me

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 05:24:04 No.588289

I'm a fat fuck and I like vegetables. I just eat the vegetables and then I eat the cake as well.

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 12:05:05 No.588313

>>588286
if only henri was here to tell us what its like

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 13:14:49 No.588379

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 15:36:34 No.588382

I flip women

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 18:32:59 No.588388

>>588382
Prove it

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 19:26:55 No.588389

>>588388
*flips one right in front of you*

Anonymous 03/16/23 (Thu) 22:43:11 No.588407

30 hours of nojo and already getting annoyed

Anonymous 03/17/23 (Fri) 02:43:14 No.588443

dopped bochi after a few episodes but thinking i might watch it again

Anonymous 03/17/23 (Fri) 02:45:25 No.588444

you cant watch something again that you never watched in the first place

Anonymous 03/17/23 (Fri) 14:55:06 No.588471

>>588443
Don't bother. It's overrated.

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 19:54:17 No.618506

would it even be possible to settle down with a wild rocker chick like kikuri perhaps at a certain age she will realize she can't keep on rocking forever

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 19:58:02 No.618507

>>618506
Sure dude go wife up a girl that has spent most of her teens and twenties sleeping with musicians and has substance abuse issues

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 20:16:06 No.618508

>>618507
two words wild sex

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 20:17:59 No.618509

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Otamin defending Kikuri

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 20:27:07 No.618514

>>618509
is he now?

>>588241
>>588253

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 20:33:10 No.618517

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Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 20:57:03 No.618520

>>588253
i mate with females like this

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 21:12:34 No.618522

>>618520
do you mean the females you mate with are like that or the manner in which you mate with females is like that

Anonymous 04/12/24 (Fri) 21:16:46 No.618523

>>618522
I get on top of them and I hump and my penis goes inside them

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 23:21:32 No.618582

What if we raided an all girls school then started to raping them one by one and saying to police that we would kill them all if he tried to stop us but would not kill any if they just let us impregnate every one (笑)

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 23:31:58 No.618586

>>618582
Not sure if you're joking, but I'm reporting this to FBI just in case

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 23:37:37 No.618587

think its curious girls allegedly like mating and yet i have never mated

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 23:42:22 No.618589

i dont believe girls actually enjoy it

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 23:45:23 No.618590

i do because based on my image training i know i would if i were a girl

Anonymous 04/13/24 (Sat) 23:48:48 No.618591

the girls in the javs always look like they enjoy the mosaiced blobs mashing together so im going to say your wrong

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 01:05:44 No.618599

>>618587
Turns out girls would rather all share the same Chad than bother with anything less

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 01:09:21 No.618600

can one of our resident foids confirm whether they enjoy getting their coochie pounded

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 02:01:48 No.618605

yeah I love having my cervix pounded

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 04:38:19 No.618620

>>618600
dont think they like being called that

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 04:40:06 No.618622

sorry can one of our resident foids confirm whether they enjoy getting their gunk gullets pounded

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 05:00:24 No.618628

>>618622
dont think they like being called that

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 05:02:12 No.618629

called what

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 05:04:08 No.618630

called ligma balls LOL

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 05:05:14 No.618631

the f word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdG3b-Ofhyg

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 06:05:40 No.618636

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wish I was interesting enough for a rocker chick does anyone know what type they dig

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 11:54:54 No.618642

>>618636
Guys in bands, abusers, both

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 12:02:16 No.618643

i would be an abuser why dont i have a punkgf

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 13:12:09 No.618646

>>618643
Because you're under-socialized and probably unattractive

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 13:24:50 No.618648

you didnt say i had to be attractive

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 13:48:10 No.618649

its implied

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 13:50:14 No.618650

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BVQJU5VGNY

Our problem has been solved

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 14:21:10 No.618651

>>618650
I've been down this road mentally and I wouldn't feel right about my kids dealing with the baggage of some complicated racial identity

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 14:57:27 No.618653

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seggs the friend

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 16:20:08 No.618656

>>618651
grew up white in bay area schools that were 70%+ asian, yellow fever was never a choice for me

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 16:42:02 No.618658

calinormian

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 17:11:38 No.618663

>>618656
Tired of hearing about rich kids on ota.

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 17:28:20 No.618667

What rich? Had a hoarder teacher single mom making 70k a year trapped in a house she couldn't afford while paying for divorce lawyers and
a house she couldn't afford and wasn't allowed to sell for 10 years.

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 17:35:57 No.618668

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Also youre the same guy who used to call me poor on the spinoffs for taking about waking up to trains rolling into town to NUMI every morning at 5am.

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 17:44:33 No.618669

>>618667
>>618668
i live in indonesia my dad makes $2 USD a day he suck dick and my mom died of easily treatable breast cancer when I was 7. I make money by clicking through surveys for $0.50 USD a day and hunt macaques with a slingshot for bush meat

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 17:47:33 No.618670

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dads drinking the rotten grainwater and shouting at the tv again

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 17:47:49 No.618671

the jungle boy

Anonymous 04/14/24 (Sun) 17:57:03 No.618672

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I'm just a monke Jane Goodall give me that conservationist pussy ooo ahh uki uki ooh ahh ahh ahh

Anonymous 04/15/24 (Mon) 04:25:36 No.618729

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>>618669