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Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 03:11:29 No. 583108

started swimming lessons but I can't even float, I just sink to the bottom and go nowhere
it's much more difficult than I thought it'd be…

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 03:24:30 No.583111

wow its literally my entire life in a nutshell…………………………………………

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 03:39:16 No.583112

What's the point in learning how to swim anyway. I'm a human, not fish, why would I swim

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 03:44:53 No.583114

loved swimming laps at the ymca in school but dont know if i could do it without denpa anymore think ill stick to running

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 03:47:06 No.583115

seems incredible to me that there are people that cant swim

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 04:07:07 No.583116

okay wonderwoman

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 04:28:18 No.583119

anyone else think it's weird how dc has aquaman but marvel doesn't have any water superheros

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 04:32:23 No.583120

When I was a kid I liked holding my breath and lying on the bottom of the pool pretending I was a turtle

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 20:15:40 No.583150

havent been to the pool since elementary school me and the other boys would pretend to be pokémon and splash water at each other while shouting attacks

Anonymous 01/13/23 (Fri) 20:26:00 No.583151

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>>583120
>>583150

Anonymous 01/31/23 (Tue) 04:14:11 No.585241

okay im swimming a bit better now, I can kick and float but when i go on the side for air my face doesnt come out of the water and kicking stops working halfway across when theres no more momentum off pushing off the wall
i cant make it one length of the pool

also my chest really hurts

Anonymous 01/31/23 (Tue) 04:26:27 No.585242

cramp and drown poolnorm

Anonymous 02/10/23 (Fri) 12:51:34 No.585904

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swam 1.25 km at the pool while singing the double dealing character theme in my head

Anonymous 02/10/23 (Fri) 22:53:08 No.585932

swim into a tidal rip swimnorm

Anonymous 02/10/23 (Fri) 23:00:00 No.585933

more like swim back to hima

Anonymous 02/16/23 (Thu) 02:11:26 No.586351

failed the swimming class, I have to repeat the level 1 class
fuck fuck fuck i fucking hate myself so fucking much damnit im such a damn fucking idiot literal fucking failure

Anonymous 02/16/23 (Thu) 02:24:07 No.586352

failures are a natural part of the learning process and they provide an opportunity to identify areas for improvement and growth as a person

Anonymous 02/16/23 (Thu) 02:25:07 No.586353

your mom must be an expert by now then

Anonymous 02/16/23 (Thu) 02:26:35 No.586354

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I have the opposite problem. I can't dive. Even if I jump into the pool and get pretty deep I rocket back up to the surface like an inflatable ball. It's my head that seems to be what's doing it too, almost as if there's only air inside my skull and nothing else.
On the plus side, I'll probably never drown.

Anonymous 02/16/23 (Thu) 02:31:15 No.586355

wow no need to downvote the thread dude

Anonymous 02/16/23 (Thu) 03:02:51 No.586356

the important part of failing is recognizing that youre a failure and never trying again

Anonymous 02/16/23 (Thu) 03:25:34 No.586357

>>586356
I heartily laughed, out loud. Thanks chap!

Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 01:24:46 No.586494

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swam 1 km at the pool someones hair got stuck to my lip

Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 05:11:44 No.586504

>>586494
what the flip females look like THIS?
i might have to give up the cel life and get me one

Anonymous 02/19/23 (Sun) 06:13:44 No.586507

I am still very angry and frustrated. I didn't need to fail.

Anonymous 03/02/23 (Thu) 13:13:34 No.587396

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swam 1.1 km the guy in the other lane was faster than me but he kept stopping to take breaks between laps

Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 01:39:29 No.587429

>>587396
probably because he was doing different exercises that require rest breaks

Anonymous 07/30/24 (Tue) 20:04:28 No.627626

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swam 1 km at the beach

Anonymous 07/30/24 (Tue) 20:06:23 No.627627

why is it untitled

Anonymous 07/31/24 (Wed) 01:35:24 No.627650

>>627649
please be more respectful these posts will scare off the otahime

Anonymous 07/31/24 (Wed) 04:24:58 No.627667

swim into traffic swimnorm

Anonymous 07/31/24 (Wed) 04:40:36 No.627668

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she's not swimming in the english channel is she

Anonymous 07/31/24 (Wed) 04:52:24 No.627669

ran 7km and saw normteens diving into the river hoped they would drown

>>627668
kanon