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No. 619962 [Reply]

post ur ota faec

No.619964

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No.619974

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No. 619965 [Reply]

Took a massive shit on the floor and hid it so that my mom would step in it and slip. Dumb bitch smacked her head on the tile floor and is in the ER now.

No.619966

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My mom was literally just telling me she thinks kids who shit in weird places are sexually messed up, gave an example of someone we know who trooned out, and said something about Freud

This is actually very out of character for her

No.619967

I'm sexually messed up

No.619968

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>>619966
fascinating

No.619969

>>619966
she recalled a memory from your childhood back when you were still too young to have a functioning memory

No.619970

>>619966
I used to shit my pants when I was like 10



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No. 619859 [Reply]

>Cute Mercy on my team sends me friend request after the match
>She's a real girl (I heard her say something really softly on mic)
>Accept friend request
>"You're cute but I can't stand being close to other people"
>Unfriend before she can reply and close the game

Sigh… I don't want to disappoint her or say goodbye so I don't even start.
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No.619879

>>619875
Are you the one female that browses ota and follows that rule?

No.619935

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What is this shit, I'm so good it gives me "derank protection" AND "consolation"?

They use EOMM (engagement optimized matchmaking) to intentionally make unfair matches and win/loss streaks, a recent update started blatantly telling you who is expected to win.

No.619960

nice debt based elo rating

No.619961

I have sex with girls (not)

No.619963

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Hello yes I would like a grimoire that tells me how to get a lady friend, please.



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No. 617674 [Reply]

Gamer thread
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No.619878

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t would have loved this

No.619956

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No.619957

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Vaporwave af

No.619958

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Game reminds me a lot of LSD Dream Emulator but if it was an actual game.

Some of these puzzles are real IQ testers.

No.619959

Creepy and derelict but at least somebody drew anime on the wall



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No. 619902 [Reply]

I finally got the 4f-mph and it didnt really do anything to me, it just felt like caffeine for about a couple hours or so.
It's so over. I can't be helped at all. I'll never be fixed.
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No.619933

die druggies

No.619937

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>>619933
die blank name

No.619945

test

No.619954

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No.619955

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No. 543261 [Reply]

Cooking breakfast with Chika!
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No.543310

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>>543289
rin is going rat hunting you better watch out

No.593823

accidentally bought a broken egg

No.619717

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finally cooking breakfast again for the first time in weeks no more mcdonalds for me

No.619816

o

No.619953

how hard can it be milk cereal done



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No. 618434 [Reply]

stream
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No.619402

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he sold it so he could afford a one way plane ticket to the great japan in the sky

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No.619881

thank you for sharing

- gnfos

No.619936

Uh

No.619949




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No. 619946 [Reply]

ONE DAY I WON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR LIES
ON THAT DAY, I'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE UP MY OWN MIND
YOU KNOW, I THINK I done finally REALIZED

AND NOW I THINK I CAN PUT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE
I'M GONNA BE FREE! I WANT TO BE FREE TO RUN AWAY

I'M GONNA BE FREE! I WANT TO BE FREE TO RUN AWAY
I'M GONNA BE FREE! I WANT TO BE FREE TO SPEAK MY MIND, ALL THE TIME
I WANT TO BE FREE!
I WANT TO BE FREE!
I WANT TO BE FREE!
AND ONE MORNING


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No. 576417 [Reply]

pussy
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No.619839

>>619837
PUSSY!! :D

No.619840

absolutely disgusting

No.619940

nothing better than spreading a fresh pussy and getting a whiff of the smell

No.619943

I think I'm having one of those weird days when I start excreting pheromones the pimply teengirl at the pharmacy kept smiling at me and the cashier girl at the grocery store kept trying to converse with me and then the mexican mother at the other store kept smiling at me and told me to go ahead of her too bad I was born a nice guy otherwise I could be getting pussy

No.619944

next time ask them to show you their pussy



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No. 619015 [Reply]

Got a cup of tea.
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No.619893

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Tea toast and fries are flying out of my ass

No.619907

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Having more tea.

No.619908

A spoonful of cyanide should help bring out the flavour.

No.619941

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Having tea alongside ketchup-flavored chips.

No.619942

We'll throw in a heart attack free of charge.



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No. 619439 [Reply]

>ota
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No.619701

>>619508
Uninterested. I relate more to the ones where the girl falls in love with her rapist with the boy never confessing

No.619894

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tsmt, i accidentally noticed like a week or two ago that i used to have saintlike innate virtues, exceptional memory, was highly perceptive and intuitive and now i am a impaired neet who absentmindedly masturbates most of the day, napping, watching animes, fantasizing or scrolling/refreshing in between. sigh why the fuck this had to happen now my conscience is nagging me to abandon my anachoritic lifestyle and do something because well i simply automated every possible behavior (including automation itself) and locked "i" in myself.

No.619921

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>>619894
Living is hard if you have to do things. I could understand someone committing suicide merely because they're tired of going to work/school and just want to relax.

https://youtu.be/_QlG_-FIrrM

Check out this vindaloo sauce this Indian chef made. It looks delicious sar, and very spicy, Indian cuisine is the best there is.

No.619938

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You know I was just sitting in a plane, possibly the most boringest of activities, and I've had some time to think and see things clearly. What I was really able to understand is that no matter what I do be it work or leisure, I only do it to pass time before I die.

My range of emotions spans from completely indifferent to moderately irritated. I don't have a real goal, plan or direction. There is no purpose to me being employed other than not even fearing but knowing that I'll no longer have money which I don't need. And I get a fair share of free time between work, several weeks, that I don't know what to do with anyway. Can't blame it on depression because it looks more like a flat line to me I simply see no value in my own life.

No.619939

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Others too if you ask. You can't impress me with your income, hobbies and enthusiasm I already see it as filler. The only difference is that there are people who can see that distinction and those who choose to pretend it's not true.

I didn't say anything novel. Sometimes this thing becomes a little too poignant to shrug off.



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No. 619923 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7xu0t9dTbI

otamin was right, they fucking faked it

No.619924

File: 1714066260342.jpg (196.03 KB, 894x1286, 1714014823295157.jpg)

3 hour long Joe Rogan podcast about the moon landing being faked

Saved you a click

No.619925

I was never the same after the otamin bttfpill'd me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFqOJO1Gn34

No.619932

>>619924
before I clicked on the pic it kind of looked like

No.619934

>>619924
that made me want to click more



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