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No. 570943 [Reply]

Since the price of food is outrageous now I've begun stealing groceries from the big retailers, I think I'm getting pretty good at it now. I'm not paying $3 a pound for the lowest quality chicken breast for the daily boil.
The norms don't treat us like humans anyway so why should we abide by human law?

I urge everyone here to go steal something from a norm ASAP.
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No.572568

>>572567
How many times do you refresh waiting to see if the runnorm untitlednorm has posted

No.572569

>>572568
I don't refresh waiting to see if he's posted. I refresh to see all new posts.

No.572572

love to refresh my favorite website and read all the new posts

No.572575

refreshing feels so good love seeing that little circle and then seeing the page updated with new comments from my internet friends!

No.572576

mash dat mfing f5 button yall



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No. 554250 [Reply]

I'm scared that the three decades of Hell I experienced in this world has left permanent scars that will remain after I've been transported to an isekai anime world and will harm the experience.
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No.572561

>>572538
capitalism is no different than feudalism

No.572570

Between the jaw exercises and leaning out and my hair getting long again I'm starting to look pretty cool going to vampiremaxx when my tan I got from standing in sunlight for 30 seconds wears off

No.572571

pic

No.572573

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I got really tanned this summer with all this working outside. whenever I'm out and I see a nerdy looking white guy with translucent skin I chuckle to myself and know that now women rate me on a completely different level (no pics)

No.572574

>>572570
actually me my right jaw got swollen a few days ago after exhausting it from 2 hours of gum chewing and hearing a pop while biting into an apple



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No. 572449 [Reply]

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No.572559

*run them down

No.572560

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henri loved cunny

No.572562

>>572555
I'll give you something to flippin cry about

No.572563

>>572560
ai loves rinas funny cunny

No.572564

horsieruns needs to be slaughtered in the steak factory



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No. 545072 [Reply]

Do you get mad when you're watching dog on girl porn and the girl clearly sucks at it (which is like 90% of the time)? I would make a way better bitch than you, your pussy can't even hold a knot for more than ten seconds so you can't give him any real pleasure, what you think is a full sex session is just foreplay to him, plus, if he's climbing on top of you and jumping back down over and over again, YOU NEED TO ADJUST YOUR POSITION, plus, the fuck do you think you're doing putting socks on his front paws, you entitled slut? Think about it - his weight on top of you is pinning you down, his forelegs are locked around your waist, his teeth are inches from your throat, and the pounding you're taking is paralyzing you from the inside out - every part of this situation was carefully designed by nature to give him total control over you; you are helpless, all you can do is hold still and take it. I don't care how bad he might scratch you, if you put a limit on him beforehand, deciding which bits of the experience he can and can't do, you're subverting a major part of what the whole thing is supposed to be! If its bad enough I can't even fap to it, which rules out the majority of all dog porn, and leaves only the fat middle aged housewives and ugly trannies, who have a better chance of knowing what they're doing. Fucking women ruin everything.
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No.545535

>>545482
disagree

No.546674

>>545157
u cant compete humanboy

No.555104

revolting

No.572558

dogpilled

No.572565

>>572558
You made Y10NRDY leave.



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No. 541093 [Reply]

mom fell asleep with her arse out its actually impressive for a 50 year old no cellulite
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No.555097

Spread those ass cheeks Maki!

No.555098

sigh guess i'll do my idol smile push ups after all

No.555224

Does masturbating without reaching climax still count as abstaining? I still get to keep my test because I never reach orgasm is that how it works?

No.555225

>>555224
sounds like some taoist shit but i think so

No.572557

mommy's ass



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No. 553585 [Reply]

their smells are combining to make a super smell
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No.553803

my anus remains unfucked

No.553804

>>553803
Don't meet up with henri at a northeastern anime convention then trust me

No.553840

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No.553896

>>553840
sexy feet..

No.572556

stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet stinkee feet



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No. 563262 [Reply]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! GOTHIC LOLITAS BRIGHTEN UP MY LIFE RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!٩(◕‿◕。)۶
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No.572441

>>572440
creamy pussies!

No.572443

>>572440
sigh henris harem is waiting patiently and obediently for his return

No.572477

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ٩(◕‿◕。)۶

No.572551

Deep in a prison of wisdom, the forbidden fruit
awaits for the laughing sound of the bells signaling the end
The face drawn on a pure white page
is that of a secret flower blooming in the darkness

Touching those petals asking for its name,
these crimson eyes draw closer to a forbidden word
Opening them

Begin!
Thunder shakes my cage,
in my awakening the choir of my heart reverberates
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No.572552

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>>572477
is it still gothic lolita when its a white dress?



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No. 542490 [Reply]

put a bowl of chips in me room before darkshowering smells good very kramer-っぽい idea to use food as air fresheners
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No.553947

>>553944
don't post

No.553948

I sense the beginning of an EPIC new meme.

No.553951

>>553947
That was a genuine question, I don't understand why you're angry at me

No.572544

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No.572545

>>572544
My question is also genuine, and you still haven't answered it.



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No. 538273 [Reply]

Fuck ota
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No.538574

>>538526
Sup babe u down fo sum fuk?

No.572463

choke that bitch

No.572464

sometimes squeeze my neck while joing

No.572533

>>572464
shameless girly bottom slut

No.572534

sometimes imagine holding down and pounding the plump young asshole of a weak sissy otabirl



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No. 572532 [Reply]

What is the demiurge's endgame?
What's with all the suffering?
It's getting weird how it won't leave me alone.


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No. 572481 [Reply]

everyone but… my friend…
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No.572513

>>572511
No response..

No.572518

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No.572520

>>572518
Why do you rename all your images to have the same identifiable filename?

No.572522


No.572531

when my friend posted here he named the untitled images and nobody bullied the untitled image poster



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No. 572327 [Reply]

Bros im addicted to fresh ground coffee I need it

Also blog thread post whatever
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No.572526

>>572523
i dont know about that one whole foods woman was interested in my shirt that had french writing on it went as far as taking a picture of both sides she talked to me about how she teaches french and she knew i was not interested so she did a sassy wave in front of her face and said nevermind and left

No.572528

>>572525
Why are you bumping the top thread on the index

No.572529

>>572528
I'm not.

No.572530

>>572526
That doesn't mean anything she was just bored and decided to take it out on the nearest goober

No.572537

>>572530
no she was talking to an older dude and the dude quickly left



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