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Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 20:54:48 No. 632629 [Reply]

sakamata chloe fact #11:
sakamata stores maccas' double cheeseburgers in bulk in her fridge, so that she has access to them when she craves for maccas. she likes the breakfast menu items as well

due to the way she says maccas (makudo, rather than makku), shiikuins think she is from the kansai region. She also has small slip-ups, stories about her life and intonations that strongly suggest that that is indeed the case, although she continues to claim that she is from the sea
she is also voting for trump

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:02:41 No.632630

dont like double cheeseburgers always preferred the two cheeseburger value option.

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:04:08 No.632631

hows she gonna vote for trump if shes a japanese citizen

Anonymous 09/25/24 (Wed) 21:25:41 No.632632

>>632631
she's married to an american

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 11:52:32 No.634528

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Anonymous 05/03/24 (Fri) 13:09:23 No. 620589 [Reply]

selfie for the boys

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Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 18:49:13 No.631676

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selfie for the keepers

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 19:19:27 No.631677

>>631676
w-what is she doing to her shirt

Anonymous 09/11/24 (Wed) 21:43:34 No.631692

>>631677
showing off her chesticles

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 11:03:15 No.634526

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selfie for the boys

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 11:51:57 No.634527

why is it untitled

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Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 23:53:38 No. 634501 [Reply]

My mom wants to know if I can make money by posting on ota

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 01:54:31 No.634508

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probably, just post a crapto scam or a cp blackmail honeypot
it's apparently what everyone else is doing

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 02:52:35 No.634512

>>634508
How did you know that was yelan just from a picture of her hand you sick fuck?

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 10:53:51 No.634525

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hate when otamin messes with my cerebral cortex

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Anonymous 08/31/22 (Wed) 15:57:37 No. 573133 [Reply]

lycorecolovelive

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Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 06:16:50 No.632419

chisluto

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 06:34:17 No.632420

chisato seems like the kind of girl who would strip if the bad guys told her to while threatening innocent people

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 08:50:39 No.632421

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nah she's no pushover she can stand up for herself

that being said she'd probably fall for a bad guy because that's what nietzsche said

Anonymous 09/23/24 (Mon) 17:46:55 No.632438

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Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 10:31:58 No.634524

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Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:36:16 No. 632907 [Reply]

sitting on the toilet and contemplating existence

Anonymous 09/30/24 (Mon) 02:51:23 No.632909

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getting that blumpkin philosophizing to is or not to is that what we be asking

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 08:12:13 No.634522

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do something that will raise your spirits!

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 09:51:47 No.634523

inb4fag

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Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 05:04:50 No. 634519 [Reply]

I can't stop eating things and then literally shitting it out of my ass.

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 07:50:58 No.634521

them*

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Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 19:14:09 No. 634483 [Reply]

Get the fuck out onii-chan we're baking pastries for the stream

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Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 02:36:55 No.634510

no its just because im nostalgic

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 02:47:29 No.634511

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 02:58:20 No.634513

im dead inside

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 05:00:29 No.634518

*grabs mixing bowl and throws its hard against kitchen wall covering everything in batter and broken crockery*
"stream a fucking cock up your arse bitch"
*grabs kero and rips the little cunt's head off*
*with my large powerful hand i grab sakuras neck hard turning her screaming into choking. i then use my other hand to forcefully grab her crotch and proceed to launch her like fucking superman out the kitchen crashing in a heap near the entrance way*
"nice to see you again tomoyo"

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 05:10:43 No.634520

>>634518
that didn't happen

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Anonymous 10/05/24 (Sat) 20:28:46 No. 633430 [Reply]

Fantastic………

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Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 01:46:48 No.634507

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>>634506
I don't see a contradiction here. There is no greater enemy for me than my own government, courts, and police (I'm American).

The US/west world order has long overstayed its welcome, it's a rotten dystopian police state, radical capitalism, unsustainable cost of living, unbearable regulation restricting everything you do, and persecution of victimless crimes

It doesn't mean I want to be ruled by China but I sure wish they would nuke D.C. so we could balkanize and start with a fresh slate.

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 03:50:00 No.634514

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Why isn't krapp streaming shartstone…..

All of my babysitters are on vacations……..

I can't fucking live like this anymore……………….

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 04:08:24 No.634515

Mada mada des

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 04:14:08 No.634516

>>634514
gonna start a yuri revolution

Anonymous 10/22/24 (Tue) 04:28:52 No.634517

now you know how all your big follows feel on streamless nights

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Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 00:00:31 No. 634395 [Reply]

A girl knocked on my door today and begged me to pay her bfs rent and watch her child while she was at work. I straight up laughed in her fucking face and slammed the door. Fucking foid

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Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:21:37 No.634489

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>>634487
Working on it. Think I found a winner. She's not even fat or ugly.

Now I just have to make the indog think that I'm cheating on her with this fucking loser nerd and I should be set.

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:46:17 No.634491

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Why are they seething so hard?

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:50:29 No.634492

>>634491
He said he would pay for the Happy Meals. That's a campaign finance violation; but I guess you're cool with that?

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 23:47:07 No.634500

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>ota

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 23:58:34 No.634502

>>634500
Honestly I would shoot them too calling those fries cold is almost a compliment, they look frozen. Pretty sure uncooked potato is poisonous. But this is McShithole we're talking about so maybe they're fries aren't even made of potatoes….

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Anonymous 10/18/24 (Fri) 21:54:26 No. 634322 [Reply]

たぁ「いや～ちょっとすごかったなこの大会は･･･バランスがすごかったよ･･･（ドン引き）。りっきーごめんって感じだったわ。他のメンバーの組み合わせを知らなくて公開する当日に知った。びっくりした。運営に辞退したいですって言ったもん。ヤバすぎて。３番手が他の３番手と違うから。当初聞いてたチームの組み合わせでもなかったし。別の子にしてあげた方がいいですって言って。ちょっと自分じゃ力不足ですって言ったんだけど、変えられないですって言われて終わった。それぐらいヤバかった。りっきーにほんとにごめんね。他のチームの３番手と全然違くてごめんねって言った。ありさんと今日話した時もめっちゃしなしなだった。３番手がプレデターもいたからな。現プロ元プロプレデターとか現プロ元プロマスターのチームが多い中ちょっと違ったからね。これからは周りのチームを聞いてから参加しようかなって思ってる。てか最初聞いてたチームと違うチームだったからドンマイだったな。だから申し訳ないんだよな。自分がいてごめんなさいっていう気持ちになる毎回。味方に気を使うんだよな。めっちゃ頑張ってくれてるのに自分のオーダーが下手だったんでって言われるとごめんそんなことないんだよ～ってなっちゃう。賞金もかかってるのがまた重い。めっちゃ申し訳なかった」

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Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 12:31:54 No.634409

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>>634335
why cant you just walk to the fucking panel that houses the router/switch and turn it on?
>>634378
buy a gun
https://files.catbox.moe/akxxib.mp4

Anonymous 10/20/24 (Sun) 12:55:07 No.634410

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>>634409
are you that lithuanian feet girl who's jealous of him getting an indog wife

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 03:12:34 No.634443

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEl1X-VwcWc
important whore news

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:02:05 No.634488

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Wow this book looks really interesting.

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 21:28:40 No.634490

whats hololive is that some sort of lovelive spinoff

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Anonymous 10/16/24 (Wed) 04:22:26 No. 634149 [Reply]

If I had a daughter I would dress her up like this and I'd send her out to get fucked around town every morning and at the end of the day she'd come back happily and I would welcome her back home with a cute and happy smile on her perfect face just like this aaaaaaaaaaaaa it would be so fucking erotic and cute, totally completely erocute, absolutely fucking erokawaiiiiiiiii I can't take it, it's too much, I can't take it, I can't handle this ota

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Anonymous 10/16/24 (Wed) 20:46:44 No.634174

wouldn't mind having your daughter as a neighbor

Anonymous 10/17/24 (Thu) 22:24:31 No.634257

you people are sick

Anonymous 10/17/24 (Thu) 22:29:01 No.634260

society is sick for not letting me me have this

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 00:41:03 No.634439

sexy little one

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 19:25:39 No.634485

society owes me a daughter

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Anonymous 06/17/23 (Sat) 17:10:18 No. 592976 [Reply]

Good morning, I love women.

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Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 04:03:33 No.631735

one time in highschool a girl was playing with her bf dick on the train in front of me, i was sitting and they were standing and the train was crowded and she was kissing him and stuff and like massaging it but his pants were sagging so she was massaging it though his boxers rather than the pants I think
sigh moments like that up your standard for the sex life you deserve and make your realize you live a uniquely terrible life for not being able to attain

Anonymous 09/12/24 (Thu) 17:27:41 No.631773

>>631693
thats fine im used to being uncool

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 04:36:40 No.631829

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Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 18:55:19 No.634480

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what have you personally done to love women

Anonymous 10/21/24 (Mon) 19:19:12 No.634484

>>634480
flip them

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