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Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 22:25:19 No. 635083

i just voted for kamala and there was a lot of cute girls there. but then i felt sad when i left because i know none of them would want me. and the only reason there are so many women voting is because they don't want to lose their new life of sleeping with guys on dating apps, getting STDs, and abortions or single moms. so i just voted for my own demise only because i was bored and had nothing to do

Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 22:48:30 No.635084

it's okay your vote doesn't matter anyway

Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 22:57:06 No.635085

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I'll go the extra mile and say that the span of your entire life won't have any meaningful impact on the world at all. Sorry, kid. You're just another carbon based life form.

Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 22:57:36 No.635086

>>635084
Theyre all probably going to talk about me to their bfs. They're never outside because they're Muslim so they've never seen me before.

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 04:23:09 No.635092

i flip women and i vote TRUMP

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 07:19:05 No.635100

not american but whatever the outcome it will be entertaining

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 12:09:40 No.635111

same and i agree but i hope dup wins

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 12:15:17 No.635112

stop bumping this slopspam

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 16:06:05 No.635120

>evangelion
>ai image

you don't have to tell us anything we know your a dumb libtard.

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 16:11:30 No.635121

youre*

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 16:41:38 No.635122

>>635121
shut up egg head sissy fag

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 16:56:54 No.635123

wonder if i should vote i live in michigan so my one vote might be the tiebreaker

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 17:13:11 No.635126

cant wait to turn my state blue

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 17:23:47 No.635127

thinking about not voting since i dislike both candidates for being nepo losers for various reasons

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 17:57:44 No.635134

Are researcher parents really nepotism? Especially in comparison to literal billionaires?

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 18:29:34 No.635137

no, the part where she dated a politician 30 years older than her to get political appointments and favors

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 18:30:49 No.635138

>>635135
>>635137
whyd you post it twice

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 19:30:02 No.635140

>>635138
didnt see it and thought it failed

Anonymous 11/02/24 (Sat) 20:07:45 No.635142

it was a rhetorical question spamteen

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:05:23 No.635148

sorry

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 03:00:31 No.635151

iowa poll shows kamala winning it handily and this pollster has literally never been wrong lol it's over

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 03:01:39 No.635152

>>635151
Guess all my hopes of having a gf are over

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 04:52:35 No.635154

just say you voted for kamala

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 05:41:01 No.635155

As a big fan of women I hope Kamala wins

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 18:44:42 No.635193

I’m going to laugh at all you trannys when trump wins. Get those ropes ready

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 18:54:14 No.635194

trannies*

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 19:21:37 No.635195

>>635154
I did my post was basically saying kamala really knows how to being out the ladies

Anonymous 11/03/24 (Sun) 19:25:27 No.635196

bring*

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 01:20:02 No.635212

trump said he's going to protect women
kamala never said that

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 02:22:55 No.635213

>>635212
all women hate each other but donald is a simp so he loves pussy so that makes sense. also btw how do i sage on this sight i would if i knew how

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 03:03:34 No.635214

have you tried entering sage in the email feild.

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 05:55:42 No.635218

was going to throw the trash away and they had 3 police cars and ems with the lights flashing but sirens off and they were surrounding a girl crying on the apartment stepsabout getting punched by her bf and i thought that this wouldnt have happened if it werent for trumps dangerous rhetoric or if she was my gf

Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 06:35:46 No.635220

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Anonymous 11/04/24 (Mon) 09:35:48 No.635221

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welcome to ota country

sage Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 00:26:45 No.635280

>>635220
based

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 12:38:20 No.635298

Nate Silver's final simulation gives the edge to Kamala. What's more, he said it could be a landslide electorally speaking.

It's over for magat country.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 12:44:19 No.635299

>>635298
I can't wait till mommy gets that promotion at work then we will have mcdonalds every night

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 17:26:08 No.635315

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why does this keep happening

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 17:27:06 No.635316

>>635315
Dani hacked the website

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 17:48:29 No.635319

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>>635315
Until Oatmeal starts grinding leetcode to learn more efficient PHP data structures.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 21:34:37 No.635349

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>>635315
Every time you make a post that changes the threads on the front page, it has to change literally all 348 pages' HTML.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 22:39:42 No.635355

why does it try to do all of that in the request.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 22:47:52 No.635357

>>635355
Because one post being created potentially changes every single other page, and certainly does if you're creating a new thread. This if generated statically, every one must be regenerated. Thus either every page needs to be created on demand only, or you shouldn't have hundreds of pages and should instead limit the total number to something reasonable like 10.

Anonymous 11/05/24 (Tue) 22:50:07 No.635358

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>>635355
If you make a new thread, the last thread on every page becomes the first thread on the next page.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 00:15:13 No.635365

sure it needs to regenerate the front page html since it redirects you but why would it need to regenerate all the other hundreds of pages or threads immediately

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 04:14:21 No.635380

>>635357
nice try spammer

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 04:16:17 No.635381

kamalabros… i dont feel so good…

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 07:03:48 No.635401

>>635085
what the flip

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 07:17:56 No.635404

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Remember that Lord of the Rings scene where the shortie normie goes "and my axe"

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 07:46:16 No.635405

OP on suicide watch

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 08:04:41 No.635406

>>635404
no. leave

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:04:09 No.635415

>>635406
glad you made it out of your blog rudebro

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 11:39:00 No.635417

I've been awake for 23.61 hours. I'm getting tired but if I fall asleep now I'll wake up at like 3 pm probably. And miss the second to last warm day of the season.

Anonymous 11/06/24 (Wed) 13:22:30 No.635422

going to sleep so when I wake up and am half asleep, I can believe this was all a dream and the election still did not happen for a few seconds until I fully wake up.

Anonymous 11/07/24 (Thu) 08:56:30 No.635500

how am I still awake it's been 45 hours straight
getting sleepy now though