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Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 01:56:40 No. 589700

My roommate came home when I was eating dinner in my room and started shouting about how there was a dish in the sink and a used pot on the counter. He yelled "WHAT AM I A MAID?!" and spent the next 10 minutes stomping around the apartment, slamming every door and doing something(?) with the dishes. I think he has some animus for me because I stay at home NEETing it up all day and won't socialize with him beyond occasionally listening to him talk and nodding my head until I can go back to my room. I legitimately have autism and I don't enjoy socializing offline so I would rather not do it at all. He works a lot, oftentimes with shitty hours, and he has to deal with annoying customers and employees sometimes so I can understand him coming home in a bad mood, but all this does is make me scared to leave my room and alienate me further. It seems like he's gone now, so I'm going to get some stuff done outside of my room before he gets back and I have to hide out for the rest of the night. Stay safe, Ota.

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 02:29:40 No.589701

maybe you should wash your dishes after you're done using them you waste of space

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 02:41:49 No.589702

>>589701
I don't eat lunch so I always want to start eating right away after I'm done making my dinner. He does the same thing too and I don't really care because I don't need all of the space in the sink or on the counter, I can just work around it. I don't see why he feels the need to move or wash my dishes for me. Three of his dishes are now taking up space on the counter while mine are in their own secluded little box in the dining area where I'm likely to overlook them and forget that they need to be washed. I don't get it.

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 03:09:47 No.589703

Can't imagine living with some norm. Living with mom was bad enough.
Glad I live in a small house with various bros from the spinoffs a surprising number of hima people ended up here.

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 06:17:11 No.589709

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im sorry that happened to you here have a happy love live playlist of ~ Songs signaling the coming of SPRING ~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN_VY1QHqVI

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 07:33:47 No.589711

>>589709
Thanks, I listened to half of it so far. I'll save the rest for tomorrow.

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 09:01:07 No.589715

how do you pay your rent?

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 17:10:30 No.589718

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printemps are the spring idols

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 20:38:10 No.589729

>>589715
Autismbux. My mom forced me to get a diagnoses when I was a teenager and took me through every step of the process to get on disability benefits so I could help her with the bills. Sometimes I barely scrape by but lately I have had between 50 to 100 dollars left over after rent and groceries each month.

>>589709
I finished it. Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed it.

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 23:09:17 No.589731

>50 to 100 dollars left over after rent and groceries each month.

grim

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 23:22:10 No.589733

>>589729
why aren't you living with mom anymore?
>>589731
not really since he doesn't work, i'd take that any time

Anonymous 04/11/23 (Tue) 23:29:59 No.589734

The only choices are to slave and suffer or lose all dignity and neet and suffer why even bother living on this planet

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 04:01:45 No.589736

not sure if it would be worse living with an aggressive norm roommate or aggressive norm parent

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 06:46:24 No.589737

>>589733
I was pressured to move out. My roommate (a relative) was looking for a place to live around that time and found an apartment for a great deal but needed someone else to split the rent with. I hate living in the middle of the city and having a roommate sucks sometimes, but my mom said that I could live in a suite when she eventually moves to a retirement town and buys a house there, so at least I have something to look forward too.

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 07:52:44 No.589738

>>589737
Here's something to look forward to!

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 09:43:25 No.589744

>>589738
i like the piss detail

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 15:01:43 No.589746

>>589736
you don't have to listen to anything your roommate says but you kinda have to listen to your parent, or at least they expect you to listen

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 17:06:12 No.589760

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 17:43:17 No.589761

>>589760
oatmin jsut make him jannie so he can delete the cp instead of saying the alphabet

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 18:03:13 No.589762

always know I'm in for a good fap when I see the alphabet on ota ch dot com slash jaypee

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 18:39:29 No.589764

>>589761
for that to happen otamin would have to give the tiniest amount of fuck

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 18:53:34 No.589765

what is this 4/jp/? get out of here

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 19:02:57 No.589766

dont see why you would want cp and frogs covering the board

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 19:12:02 No.589767

let's go ahead and have every post pre moderated before they are shown on the board while we're at it

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 19:32:41 No.589769

I wish I had you as a roomate I wouldn't even make you pay rent you'd just need to dress up in a frilly maid outfit and service me sometimes.

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 19:39:27 No.589770

gross sexual predator

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 19:49:39 No.589771

it's still better than working isn't it?

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 19:50:40 No.589772

>>589769
only girls are allowed to wear frilly outfits

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 21:12:48 No.589773

sigh wish i was a girl

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 21:38:20 No.589774

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cant wait to become a anime yuri princess in heaven

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 22:09:02 No.589775

Are you cute OP? You should greet your roommate while wearing a meido outfit when he gets home from work.

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 22:32:25 No.589776

why are you pretending to be another person gross sexual predator freak

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 23:04:22 No.589777

be me
come home from another fucking brutal day at work to my shitty 2 bedroom apartment
had to share it with my tard relative just to able to afford it he gets some handout from the government so never works
open the door place absolutely reeks and theres pots and shit everywhere in the kitchen the tard has been playing chef and now expects me to be his fucking maid
absolutely lose my shit because this isnt the first time
he just sits in his room doing gods knows what cant even hold a conversation
i swear if this continues i will beat him into submission

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 23:07:22 No.589778

would hate it if i had a norm roommate hippocrit who complains about me leaving stuff in the sink if he did too

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 23:47:53 No.589780

what if he snuck into your room at night at gropped your butt while you were sleeping!

Anonymous 04/12/23 (Wed) 23:55:21 No.589781

crying someone stop the sexual predator

Anonymous 04/13/23 (Thu) 01:07:33 No.589784

>>589780
sneaking into OP's bedroom at night getting behind him and stroking his cummer while he tries to not moan it turns into weeping as he cums afterwards you pet his head and call him a good boy for not fighting back and leave.

Anonymous 04/13/23 (Thu) 05:38:12 No.589791

>>589769
>>589775
I wouldn't mind roleplaying a meido sometimes. Not for any sexual reasons, I just think it would be fun. If only I had an otaku roommate who understood and appreciated the art of crossdressing.

>>589780
>>589784
I'm not gay. Back off.

Anonymous 04/13/23 (Thu) 10:05:10 No.589793

anyone up for some role playing

Anonymous 04/13/23 (Thu) 10:30:27 No.589794

like, gay erotic role playing?

Anonymous 04/13/23 (Thu) 10:47:29 No.589795

*i hear my roommate arrive home i can tell he is angry oh well i think to myself may as well get it over with as i drop my sweatpants and bend over the side of my bed my big puckered asshole ready for his massive cock my own just dangling pathetically i just hope he uses enough lube this time*

Anonymous 04/13/23 (Thu) 10:49:42 No.589796

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let's get to the point

Anonymous 04/13/23 (Thu) 23:27:00 No.589817

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>>589795
No lube your mouth will do well to get it wet enough you dirty slut *forces my throbbing cummer down your throat for a few minutes* mmh that will do *pushes you over and rams my wet hardened cummer into your boihole thrusting and grunting while I line your inside with pre-cum and your spit* take it you cute little bitch.

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 00:54:36 No.589818

prefer the lily flavor of gay erp

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 04:16:27 No.589823

>>589817
*moans as the tip slides in but not too loudly so you don't think i'm enjoying this or anything*

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 04:31:03 No.589824

*walks into the room and performs a curtsy*

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 05:25:36 No.589825

*my tiny cock turns into a hardened rod and my grape sized balls spasm as i near orgasm from roommates huge cummer repeatedly pounding my sensitive prostate between my supple ass cheeks* *he pulls out violently and i explode, moaning in ecstasy, a few pathetic squirts dribble from my shaft and i collapse on the bed*

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 07:14:17 No.589827

How did you guys learn to write smut like that?

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 07:24:19 No.589828

uh how long have you been posting exactly?

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 07:58:35 No.589829

years ago i wrote an oban star racers rape fic and posted it to iichan it was fucking brilliant although no one else seemed to appreciate it and then i accidentally deleted the file from my computer and lost it forever

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 08:29:10 No.589832

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>>589829 Shoutout to all the old iichan crew! Big ups

Anonymous 04/14/23 (Fri) 08:37:36 No.589836

archie pittman, count montivan, blanky, frank, BIG MIKE, fatso, sney