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Anonymous 08/22/21 (Sun) 16:56:45 No.547008

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Only whine on the internet in real life I'm a stone faced stoic badass

Anonymous 08/22/21 (Sun) 17:57:31 No.547012

>>547008
Nope, you're a pathetic whiny bitch.

Anonymous 08/22/21 (Sun) 21:32:13 No.547048

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you're 12 years old again
your parents sent you to one of the small southern islands to spend the summer with your cousin of the same age

you were straddling that point in life, behind you your childhood, in front the pain and pressures of adolescence

it was one last summer that seemed to go on forever, her parents working, you were left to yourselves to explore and entertain
the hot days would stretch into long warm twilight

a playful innocence coupled with an intense curiosity.. those days you will never forget

Anonymous 08/22/21 (Sun) 21:43:52 No.547049

>>547005
but remember all those manlets that you saw had gfs what about them or right you memory holed them uhh what manlets haha

Anonymous 08/22/21 (Sun) 22:50:05 No.547052

>>547049
They were statusmaxxed betabuxxers

Anonymous 08/22/21 (Sun) 22:51:49 No.547053

>>547052
go back

Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon) 04:26:26 No.547099

>>547052
+1

Anonymous 08/23/21 (Mon) 04:50:45 No.547100

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>>547048
No one else replied but I liked your short story.

I personally had something similar when I was around that age but it never went beyond "show me yours I'll show mine" and touching through clothes.

Anonymous 01/03/22 (Mon) 18:30:07 No.556901

holy fuck

Anonymous 01/03/22 (Mon) 18:58:43 No.556904

>>547100
would make a good shinkai film

Anonymous 01/03/22 (Mon) 21:34:05 No.556917

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQXzLAemO4U

Why would you

Anonymous 01/03/22 (Mon) 22:43:11 No.556924

>>556917
you can date boys too you know

Anonymous 01/03/22 (Mon) 23:07:11 No.556925

all young men need to watch this. dating is dead. dating is dead ted talk. romance is dead. dating apps. here's how bad tinder is in 2021. the worst dating app yet?! | hinge cringe. let's meet the lovely ladies of bumble in la! this is why girls don't like you. women exposing themselves on tik tok. toxic tiktoks. rp truths. alpha male strategies. kevin samuels. fresh and fit. coach greg adams. dating horror stories. black pill. red pill. the rational male. the33secrets. lfa. stephiscold. fitxfearless. mj get right. better bachelor. rollo tomassi. austin dunham. the sigma male is astrology for men. nofap. semen retention. nofap truth: youtube's #1 placebo. the truth about nofap. the dating circus. dating coach for men. why can't i get a girlfriend. why can't i get a girl to like me. how to get a girl to like you. chivalry is dead. gender war. howtobeast. how to beast. stop simping. stop chasing women. rf. mk angeletti. psa for all men. girls dms. womens double standards. average at best. the bachelor. the bachelorette.

Anonymous 01/04/22 (Tue) 02:07:00 No.556942

>>556925
Bot post.

Anonymous 01/04/22 (Tue) 03:41:34 No.556959

>>556924
It sounds good on paper when you're looking at pictures of feminine anime boys but in real life I really don't want to see any penises I'm not even thrilled to see my own.

Anonymous 01/04/22 (Tue) 03:42:46 No.556960

>>556959
Can you make a purple girl thread

Anonymous 01/04/22 (Tue) 03:44:22 No.556962

>>556959
you can simply date them dont have to get penises involved with everything

Anonymous 01/04/22 (Tue) 03:46:27 No.556963

>>556962
Can you make a purple girl thread

Anonymous 06/14/23 (Wed) 18:34:31 No.592763

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>>556960
>>556963
wonder if anyone made her a purple girl thread

Anonymous 06/14/23 (Wed) 21:57:25 No.592770

yeah it was me >>556961

Anonymous 06/14/23 (Wed) 23:28:24 No.592773

>>592770
wow theres a cute princess post by the otahime there >>557055

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 21:09:15 No.615376

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Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 22:09:04 No.615383

>>592770
liar that purple girl thread was made before the post >>556963

Anonymous 03/14/24 (Thu) 23:46:16 No.615416

>>615376
multi!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 11:02:37 No.631850

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>>615376
beyblade is so demanding

but what does she smell like

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 11:21:04 No.631851

rancid body odor and piss

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 13:44:54 No.631852

those were my nicknames in high school

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:49:29 No.631889

never had friends to give me a nickname in high school

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:51:54 No.631890

didnt go to high school

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 20:57:05 No.631892

im concerned i lack rizz

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:00:57 No.631893

i got that skibidi ohio rizz

Anonymous 09/14/24 (Sat) 21:31:12 No.631895

were you too retarded to go to high school?

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 05:24:52 No.631912

that was uncalled for

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:08:23 No.631915

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the days of carefree teenage sex

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:48:51 No.631916

wonder when those days will come for me

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:15:51 No.631918

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are you a teen yet?

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:18:26 No.631919

im still a teen mentally if thats what youre asking

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:39:11 No.631921

still a teen physically

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:40:33 No.631922

open up that teen bussy

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 15:15:28 No.631928

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owgirl brought me near her family and i had an unscheduled autism attack so we left early and she raged

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:59:36 No.631941

get owned norm

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 20:16:01 No.631942

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I'm sick, there is literally a virus making my throat hurt.

>>631928
Sorry to hear that

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 20:21:40 No.631943

spam

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 20:48:47 No.631944

I'm sick too
I looked it up and they said the most effective thing for cold was Sudafed so I went I bought some (actually I bought the generic) and guess what is in it? Psuedoephedrine! You have to ask for it, it's behind the counter.

I also bought mucinex (the generic again)

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:01:14 No.631946

should i buy the chinese mini pc for 133 euros from amazon ota
the offer only lasts for another hour

it's a no-name (even by chinese standards) zhungzaodingdong goodbuy but it's got an intel n100 + storage + ram
it'd be a pretty nice upgrade from my almost decade old n3000 mini pc that's currently my home server but i still feel hesitant because it's not like i particularly need to upgrade

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:14:21 No.631948

yes of course if you amass enough cheap chinese junk eventually youll find happiness

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:21:44 No.631950

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sigh only half an hour remaining i don't understand how can they make it so cheap like if you were to just buy a motherboard with the same soldered on CPU you'd pay at least 100+ euros and this comes with ram, storage and a win 11 license (which is useless to me as i would just wipe it and install linux on it but still)

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:29:11 No.631952

>>631928
what happened

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:45:34 No.631956

got sick too think its the latest covid thing

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:59:18 No.631957

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crying should have bought it it was good deal

Anonymous 09/15/24 (Sun) 22:16:36 No.631958

theres always a better deal

Anonymous 12/31/24 (Tue) 18:34:10 No.638858

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Anonymous 12/31/24 (Tue) 20:25:14 No.638880

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op here
still havent been on a date

Anonymous 12/31/24 (Tue) 20:27:35 No.638881

>>638880
i can see it

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 20:29:08 No.638967

gonna die a dateless kissless handholdless virg and thats okay

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 20:38:49 No.638968

loser

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 20:41:00 No.638969

>>638968
winner

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 21:15:20 No.638970

dont reply to me your loseritude might be contagious

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 21:54:40 No.638972

sorry

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 22:06:26 No.638973

funny how women can put secret hex paint on their faces every single day to trick my instructs into wanting to gunk them and nobody bats an eye yet the moment i try to get up in those guts who shows up but the baste flipping sex police

Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 22:11:37 No.638974

nice middle aged virg jerking it to caked up old hags

Anonymous 01/02/25 (Thu) 02:47:31 No.638980

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i imagine girls are intimidated by me

Anonymous 01/02/25 (Thu) 02:56:11 No.638981

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>>638980
Was thinking about that poster who said he didn't want two women because he's terrified of even one.

To be fair, I don't really want multiple women either, I only have one penis, but yeah you'd be worried about keeping up appearances meanwhile pic related Chad tells them to take a shower first.

Anonymous 01/02/25 (Thu) 03:54:21 No.638984

I don't want two women because any woman fine with one man railing her as well as someone else clearly doesn't have the values I want in a wife. Such a woman will just cheat on me when an actual Chad comes along as opposed to me when I just make a lot of money and fell for the lifting weights meme, but ultimately still have autism and sub-Chad levels of height.

If I could get away with strings free it in a completely hypothetical scenario I would impregnate as many women as possible though

Anonymous 01/02/25 (Thu) 03:58:41 No.638985

>>638981
Asking her to take a shower first is certified non-hetero behavior because it means you can't smell her. Unshowered pussy stinka good and is intoxicating when you finger her then smell your fingers. I can kind of understand if it's a joke about Futaba not showering for weeks at a time though.

Anonymous 01/02/25 (Thu) 05:10:05 No.638989

only just recently figured out i got molested by my aunt every christmas until i was big enough to shove her off of me and thats why im a weirdo

Anonymous 01/02/25 (Thu) 05:20:15 No.638990

same had supressed the memory until i saw a therapist about my fear of women

Anonymous 01/02/25 (Thu) 06:38:37 No.638992

baby eagle is in the chute

Anonymous 01/02/25 (Thu) 14:00:29 No.639012

Scared of women because they were mean to me for pretty much the entire duration of my education outside of a few outliers

Anonymous 01/02/25 (Thu) 14:16:07 No.639014

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Anonymous 01/03/25 (Fri) 05:59:26 No.639061

>>639012
they were always nice to me out of pity

Anonymous 01/03/25 (Fri) 09:34:31 No.639068

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>"you've never been on a date!"