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No. 535453

Who's ota's favorite horse girl?

No.535455

File: 1620585813891.jpg (173.76 KB, 1280x720, Mejiro McQueen.jpg)

strong candidate for best horse

No.535524

File: 1620645923832.jpg (1.49 MB, 1920x1080, untitled.jpg)

sleepy kitty

No.535525

I like all of them, except those cunt european whorses from S1

No.535531

File: 1620655694112.jpg (354.07 KB, 934x1400, E0srTGMVEAAEYb3.jpg)

Uma Musume Pretty Derby!
Uma Musume Pretty Derby!
Uma Musume Pretty Derby!
Uma Musume Pretty Derby!

No.535533

pretty derpy

No.535535

this one woman makes ``experimental nail polish'' and one some of them are Uma Musume characters like they had colors and designs to match the characters

No.535542

>>535535
time for some experimenting

No.536297

File: 1621475618452.jpg (4.01 MB, 2000x3074, untitled.jpg)

I want to eat sweets with McQueen. I want to see that broad smile.

No.536302


No.538322

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Bourbon will be happy if you pick up a stuffed animal on the way home from shopping

No.538325

love all the horses cant pick one

No.538326

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Reskin age of empires so you can look at cute horses while you drush fast castle

No.538330

>>536297
Are you calling her smile broad or are you calling her a broad?

No.538355

Horse pussy

No.549609

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horse boobe

No.549610

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horse butte

No.549613


No.549621

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selective breeding

No.549686

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horse hoofe

No.549687


No.549694

>>549687
raper horse got what he deserved

No.549712

>>549694
rape doesn't exist in non-human animals its just mindless sex

No.549713

>>549712
the mare seemed to think differently

No.549716

>>549712
Think about it a little harder
(Humans are animals)
(Most women have rape fetishes)

No.549717


No.549721

send them all to the glue factory

No.549727

I got curious and looked it up some gasbag on quora said this not sure if any of it is true though

>In other species, females can easily defend themselves and will only copulate with males that they choose. Horses are a good example here. A male horse cannot mount a female without her consent, because when he gets up on her back his balls are hanging down right where she can easily kick them. A mare will not hesitate to kick a stallion who tries anything without getting her permission first, and her kick is strong enough to knock down a barn door! In the wild, mares will gather into harems led by a stallion, but they do this of their own free will. If a mare decides to leave her stallion and go off with another one, the guy she ditched cannot do much about it except to maybe challenge the other stallion. The two males might have an epic battle, but in the end it’s the mare’s choice who she wants to be with. Mares in the wild have even been observed sneaking away from their stallion in the middle of the night and trotting over to have a shag with a different stallion they fancy, and then sneaking back before their guy wakes up.

No.549969

File: 1632498182330.jpg (2.83 MB, 2048x3697, FACliyfUUAU2Qmm.jpg)

making my formal apology statement on /ota/ to the horse yakuza for looking up Daiwa Scarlet erotica.

No.549989

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>>549969
I saw Rice Shower's cunny on Pixiv once. How is this even allowed?

No.550035

>>549727
even horses are filthy fucking foids i cannot believe this shit

No.550037

>>550035
die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

No.550069

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>>550035
*Snap* Yep. This one's going in my cringe compilation.

No.551269

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Doomer horse…

No.552840

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Settle down with a mare.

No.552841


No.552850

cute horsefucker thread!

No.555075

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need a running rival buddy like teio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9diM6NPRzQ

No.555076

I love watching #anime clips from Crunchyroll™ Collection. Sign up today!

No.555083

Special Week has a fun name. It is fun to say her name.

No.555109

It's a euphemism for a period.

No.555110

its like golden week

No.555111

Special needs

No.555122

>>555083
all the horsies have fun names makes the anime so fun

No.555124

it's like golden showers

No.556306

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUd-zU2HhEw
sigh it's so flipping beautiful

No.556349

>>556306
cool hors dood

No.572692

just got back from a half marathon run took the river trail and back through the countryside saw a bunch of horses and one of them turned to look at me

No.572693

take it back to hima runnorm

No.572694

>>572692
crying some day i'll see a ponie on my horsierun

No.572921

File: 1661695646432.jpg (995.54 KB, 1093x1200, 99780763_p0_master1200.jpg)

Got to see a lot of cool horsies at the movie theater but still haven't seen any in real life or on umaruns

No.572922

>>572921
Sir you can't park your horse here

No.572923

>>572922
She likes the beach and we're not moving

No.572924

It's got to be Nice Nature

No.572925

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>>572924
the maki hors

No.574138

File: 1663420289408.jpg (3.62 MB, 1784x3019, untitled.jpg)

special weekend

No.574139

>>574138
How about you make this weekend extra special and stop sidestepping my question for once? Why do you always rename your images to "untitled" before posting?

No.574141

>>574138
Hello?

No.574147

>>574138
this was going to be a special weekend but now it looks like it wont

No.574150

crying

No.574168

File: 1663453081639.png (2.34 MB, 1877x2069, 100555931_p0.png)


No.574170

rode 26 km bike ride saw some horses

No.576213

File: 1666610973127.jpg (3.94 MB, 2496x3937, untitled.jpg)


No.576214

>>576213
untitled how about selfie for trainer

No.576218

>>576213
Why did you rename that image to "untitled"?

No.576219

>>576218
its not untitled anymore its called "selfie for trainer"

No.576220

>>576219
I don't think you're replying to the right person. I'm not asking about any image that could reasonably be called a selfie.

No.576221

>>576220
stop bullying me and my friend its "selfie for trainer" and thats that

No.576224

rice shower wears gothic fashion but can it be called gothic lolita debated that this morning and decided no

No.576225

love debating with the bros down at the anime club

No.576227

>>576224
She can call it gothic lolito just like shamiko if she wants to

No.576245

Due to the rapidly declining fashion and Gothic Lolitas becoming an endangered species all girls wearing a black dress will now be considered Gothic Lolitas.

No.576246

>>576245
I think zoomer girls actually like to dress up girly more than millennials did

No.576248

>>576246
I wouldn't know that I don't leave the house. I hope it's true, the world is much prettier that way.

No.578779

File: 1670505929721.png (3.74 MB, 1927x2446, untitled.png)


No.578780

>>578779
You still haven't answered my question.

No.578782

>>578779
otamin hard at work banning the pedospammers

No.578784

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>>578782
ota integrity checklist

>>578781

>>578755
>>578743
>>578720
>>578741
>>578738
>>578763
>>578717
>>578719
>>578727
>>578658
>>578712
>>578714
>>578687
>>578675
>>578628
>>578619
>>578495

No.578789

one of those doesnt belong with the others

No.578790

File: 1670515000060.png (836.76 KB, 1439x803, 734.png)

Haha

You dweebs still don't get it, do ya? Otamim

No.578791

File: 1670515530268.png (501.54 KB, 1438x802, 20221208_080204.png)

Otamim is gone, again.

Maybe this time for good.

Who knows when he will be back..

No.578806

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What is he always so busy with he can't take a couple of minutes a day to check his own site?

No.578807

Otamim is obviously rapidly losing interest in maintaining this site. I wouldn't be surprised if this board shuts down permanently one day.

No.578808

>>578806
Having a real life

No.578809

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No.578810

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>>578806
>>578807
Otamin doesn't care about us or ota anymore…

Please excuse my poor English, just get a janny.

No.578811

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>>578807
Honestly can't blame him. He should just sell the site to someone who cares.

>>578808
Yeah, but it's not like it takes much time to check ota once a day especially considering it only gets like 5 new posts a day on average these days.

No.578812

>>578811
strong candidate for best horse

No.578813

>>578812
classic otapo

No.578814

tokai teio crying pictures

No.578825

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No.578826

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No.579366

rice is nice

No.579367

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guess you guys dont get to see it

No.579368

squeeze it in

No.579369

>>579367
the unsampler

No.579370

File: 1671073427664.png (4.12 MB, 2039x2894, 101621327_p0_optimized.png)

sigh fine

No.579371

big black horse

No.579373

>>579370
uh where are her…

No.579374

her…?

No.579375

that small insignificant piece of cloth that is the only separation between animals and humanity

No.579376

shes a horse

No.580501

File: 1672058072853.jpg (336.4 KB, 1637x1157, untitled.jpg)


No.580502

wish mom would demonstrate proper stroking on my blade

No.580503

>>580501
I wish you'd just answer my question. There's no need to drag this into the new year.

No.580505

>>580502
You already posted that.

No.580509

cracked a nice 7 percent soy pale ale mom fired up a nice taco kit on her own as well so its like the food just came into existence

No.580512

i was castrated im missing a foreskine

No.580514


No.580515

>>580505
wish mom would demonstrate proper stroking on my blade

No.580541

bacon pepperdogs are in the oven

No.580542

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rice cream

No.580544

>>580542
pussy cream

No.580545

i want to FUCK an uma musume in their BIG UMA PUSSY

No.580555

File: 1672096796884.jpg (883.51 KB, 2039x2894, FcNVvVTakAEFnug.jpg)

happy rice

No.580557

File: 1672096992035.jpg (518.08 KB, 2048x1152, Fc8D9mzaEAAXkQX.jpg)

Wish I had a ricer car…

No.580567

>>580555
happy pussy!

No.580569

thats a horse not a cat

No.580574

Happy horse pussy!

No.580630

g

No.586308

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No.586751

File: 1677101224540.jpg (3.56 MB, 1851x1484, FkX-BvEUoAAdGhL.jpg)

Went on a hike today and on my way back saw a hors carriage

Also, open this image in zip for a funny uma webm

No.586761

>>586751
just post a link im too retarded to figure that out

No.586762

>>586761
just save the image, right click on it and select open with > 7zip or whatever file archiver you use. it's super easy

No.586763

>>586762
sorry i meant retarded as in slow as in post a hyperlink so i dont have to do all that

No.586829

>>586762
NOT gonno install your virus try harder next time

No.586932

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No.586934

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No.586948


No.586953

>>586934
creamy pussy!

No.587361

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hungry hors

No.587362

>>587361
the bulimia horse

No.587368

>>587361
hungry hors
hungry pussy

No.587522

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No.587523

sexy little babies

No.587536

>>587522
cute bunny pajamas

No.587980

File: 1678553545686.jpg (370.09 KB, 1481x2048, untitled.jpg)


No.587982

>>587980
you cant do this let her have carrots

No.587983

>>587982
She's been getting a little plump

No.591945

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No.591946

can't let that meat goat to waste

No.591951

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https://fantia.jp/posts/2010302

Rice Shower JAV is out

No.591971

File: 1685594667222.jpg (139.59 KB, 630x896, 1685588819733.jpg)

Welcome to 11 8. Open Monday to Friday on odd dates every other week. Have you tried our jumbo sized horsey sweat?

No.594127

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>>591957
mares pick their stallions not the other way around

No.595231

File: 1690812672194.jpg (3.26 MB, 2480x3508, untitled.jpg)


No.595640

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I like horses that game

No.595689

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No.595690

Hello I love cute idols and can I have a few pieces of sex with teenage idols please.

No.595691


No.595693

>>595689
horse pussy mommy!

No.597561

File: 1694627323192.jpg (525.72 KB, 1200x675, 1694622082875.jpg)

Tonight on Horsegirl Watch

No.597562

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>>597561
No one:
You:

No.597563

>>597562
step right up to the soap box so I can shove your mouth full of dicks the moment you start singing

No.600072

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No.600073

*sets off firework*
group of horse girls get spooked and run through a fence breaking their legs -woops off to the glue factory

No.600076

>>600072
I wish I was a farrier clipping the toes of horse girls

No.600078

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>>600076
wish I could brush umahair

No.601745

File: 1697021400539.jpg (153.19 KB, 1920x1080, 1696993689267.jpg)


No.601767

File: 1697031306301.jpg (32.03 KB, 399x399, honse.jpg)

>>601745
Did you know the third season is airing?

No.601864

File: 1697036907497.jpg (89.86 KB, 600x600, funnygoldship.jpg)

>>601767
considering the screenshot text says season 3 i think they do

No.601865

>>600072
want rub my cock between their toes

No.601944

File: 1697049954433.jpg (124.15 KB, 583x1000, 1234.jpg)

MLP anime season 3

No.601963

>>601944
just watch it idiot post deleter

No.603111

File: 1697513386138.jpg (3.94 MB, 5136x7999, untitled.jpg)


No.603113

File: 1697521150585.jpg (628.37 KB, 1500x2361, 1667012486739.jpg)

The horse I rode in on

No.603137

>>603111
why are there two ace and two of hearts and why are they black I don't understand what card game is being played either maybe this is why I'm virg

No.603406

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Satono wants a hug

No.603864

File: 1698305145185.jpg (126.57 KB, 1280x720, 1698288296073.jpg)

horsey thinks she's akane

No.606325

File: 1700231527087.jpg (202.72 KB, 1447x2047, untitled.jpg)


No.606326

File: 1700232205113.jpg (155.99 KB, 648x1000, dork.jpg)

>>606325
This is what you look like

No.606328

>>606326
wish i had this tshirt its too accurate

No.606329

File: 1700233908826.jpg (118.42 KB, 850x1708, 1700214925541.jpg)


No.606330

>>606329
hugs for satono

No.606452

File: 1700421407487.jpg (166.8 KB, 1200x1106, F_Qs2yCa4AA8vBj.jpg)


No.607050

File: 1701958527898.jpg (209.69 KB, 1080x1920, 1701953132358.jpg)

can we get some um@s only rail cars?

No.607055

>>607050
where was her trainer how could they let this happen

No.607128

File: 1702039523466.png (1.28 MB, 1000x1329, 1702036480349.png)

how are horse girls made?

No.607129

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No.607137

>>607129
the horse fucker

No.607138

>>607137
umamusume arent horses they're horsegirls its different

No.607139

>>607138
the horsegirl fucker

No.607248

>>607050
No relevant matches
Could not find your image on any of the selected services.

No.607356

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No.607468

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No.607943

File: 1703610142443.jpg (151.27 KB, 850x1417, untitled.jpg)


No.612202

File: 1709246756907.jpg (235.84 KB, 1080x1804, 1709208132110.jpg)

just came back from horse depot

No.619481

File: 1713830977388.jpg (2.26 MB, 4447x6265, untitled.jpg)


No.619482

run into a glue factory norm

No.619620

c

No.627801

File: 1722534062373.jpg (176.43 KB, 850x1502, untitled.jpg)


No.627803

why is it untitled

No.627805

cried when i learned they make glue out of horseys how could they do that to the poor cute little horseys stopped eating glue ever since

No.627806

File: 1722539379755.png (1.25 MB, 850x1200, 1699103667679.png)

love horses I'd like to have more reasons to post nice umas

No.627807

turned my fetish about elmers glue into uma musume love

No.627809

no sexualizing the horsies

No.627810

whatmod hours cant post any porno

No.627811

those are real horses you freak

No.627813

horse pussies

No.627814

File: 1722545706370.gif (1.59 MB, 788x368, 1714764172543.gif)

horse cuties

No.627816

>>627814
Me on the left too anxious to join in but thinking about it even though I won't

No.627817

>>627816
was gonna make this exact umapost

No.627880

File: 1722638200947.jpg (186.62 KB, 777x1087, untitled.jpg)

swam 1.8 km at the beach

No.627881

why is it untitled

No.627891

swim into traffic swimnorm

No.627923

File: 1722689526835.jpg (307.94 KB, 1500x1080, 1697306571875.jpg)

ran half a mile in 4 minutes to get on the bus on time

No.627925

big umahonkers

No.634862

File: 1730206152955.jpg (3.45 MB, 1957x2741, untitled.jpg)

Hiking with Machitan!



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