/jp/ - 2D/Random

pff yeah youre cool alright

You think you're so tough, huh? You're nothing, dickweed.

Tell you what if you square up you might just be able to stop the bullet on the impact.

a tumbling tumbling dickweed

>>575051
Firearms are virtually worthless within 21 feet.
With my stats that distance extends to 50 feet.

You would be dead before you hit the ground, kid.

Nice a /fit/ thread! I bought 20Kg set of weights like a year ago and haven't used them since. I could curl them but anytime I went up that high with weights my wrists would hurt for months so I have to take it slower and build up my wrists. i've been liking exercise a lot because it's nice to build up and progress and see yourself getting stronger. It's like video games in that way. I've been getting bored lately so i'm going to look up variants of exercises to mix up my routine a bit. Cardio has felt so boring, finding and listening to fun songs makes it 100 times more bearable. I was thinking about what weight I want to be at and i'm not sure to be honest. Right now i'm at 92Kg without clothes. I was looking earlier and for abs I need a low body fat % so that's something I want to work towards. Oh and I also got a pull-up station and it's very fun to use I can do six now!

too late for me to bother getting /fit/ but you teens have fun

>>575061
never too late just too lazy

>>575097
i am not going to be clicking this link

>>575098
its cringe

>>575097
back

>>575097

epic

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>>575061
You can still get fit in your advanced age

I was eating a succulent Chinese meal at the Chinky trough and the host lady walked up and asked if I could help pick up an old man who couldn't stand up on his own because she was not strong and couldn't do it. I think he was lying in order to get those delicate little Asian girls to put their hands on him kind of like that old fat disabled white guy that made a bunch of Asian flight attendants wipe his ass on a plane but I saved them from that fate that must have been the purpose of my training all those years.

ord man disgusting no no go get ronery howait inssel to do it

>>575706
owned that boid

>>575706
She doesn't think I'm cel one time she told me I look like a movie star and complimented my eyelashes and asked if I lived nearby she's not so good at english though she couldn't tell me what movie

>>575718
>service workers are nice to me
nobody tell him thats what they get paid to do

that guy must think if a cute cashier girl smiles at him she definitely wants to fuck

uhh wasnt me haha *pees pants*