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Anonymous 01/13/24 (Sat) 23:22:32 No. 608839

went to the market to get a hotdog
its the middle of summer so all the girls are out in nice outfits except the asians who dress like dorks all covered up i guess so they dont turn brown
saw down a girls camisole

thats where im at

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 00:16:06 No.608840

don't look at girls, creep

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 01:14:19 No.608843

But it's winter

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 02:53:34 No.608848

winter is summer in the southern hemisphere and vice versa this is basic knowledge that you should have learned in school

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 03:24:04 No.608849

>>608848
Why are there southern hemisphere creeps here?

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 04:25:56 No.608852

the southern homosphere

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 05:26:22 No.608853

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u7q50vAGF0k

The existence of girls makes me depressed

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 06:22:36 No.608864

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>>608853
Hilarious video.

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 14:53:33 No.608889

I spent 8 years as a crusty, disgusting NEET that pissed in bottles. One day mommy lined up an interview for me out of the blue, at some office.

The rest is history. Within a couple months I learned how to talk to people. A year in and I had sex for the first time with a coworker. Then another one. I saved up money and moved out. I had more sex and more girlfriends until I finally settled down with my current one.

I used to furiously masturbate to traps and male pregnancy doujins and now I own a mortgage

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 18:17:15 No.608895

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sounds like a downgrade

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 19:59:00 No.608927

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my new cat keeps opening the closet door and otanesting in the blankets

Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun) 20:01:44 No.608928

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>>608927
Cute cat