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Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 07:19:53 No. 615104

I'm going on a family vacation to japan in November since I have no job this might be my only chance to go to japan and get a wife, is there enough time to master japanese in like 5 months and also for me to find a wife in 2 week in japan?(note I am a white man so I assume attracting women isn't hard)

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 07:48:42 No.615106

a family vacation?
what are you 12?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:06:57 No.615107

>>615106
No im a crippled NEET

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:10:06 No.615108

>>615107
what are you mentally 12?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:18:56 No.615110

Who the hell plans anything that far in advance? Why not just go when you want to go?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:27:32 No.615112

same but im going by myself in may for reitaisai
楽しみにしています

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:30:59 No.615113

>>615110
at that point I would just stay in japan(us citizens have 3 months i believe) and then we would travel the world together My parents are rich I can most likely get them to pay for me and my japanese wife to travel internationally for a few years, i normally just threaten to kill myself until they give me what i want, one of the perks of beign an only child

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:33:58 No.615114

>>615112
Going by yourself seems like a terrible idea.
>>615113
Why not just go by yourself then?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:37:53 No.615115

this sounds terrible and not fun at all

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:52:04 No.615116

already seen it all on google streetview

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:54:52 No.615117

same, it looks like an overcrowded shithole

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:56:11 No.615118

teen thread

teen replies

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:56:57 No.615119

if i were to go to glorious nippon where would be the best place to stay? tokyo since it's westernized?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 08:59:22 No.615120

>>615119
Netcafe in Akihabara

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 09:25:19 No.615121

>>615119
sleep on a park bench

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 09:25:55 No.615122

>>615120
>>615121
no

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 09:46:39 No.615124

go see if that scooter is still there

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 10:23:05 No.615125

i pooped and shidded and farted myself

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:46:59 No.615139

when is the big ota jp meatup

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:49:29 No.615140

vteen watched vdrama for 100s of hours but never learned the language pathetic

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 11:51:54 No.615141

gotten really flipping good at jap meself from vteening and didnt really realize it until recently

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 12:07:36 No.615143

you cant convince me its a bad idea because i already know it is and am doing it anyways

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 12:35:19 No.615146

Foreign people that do well in Japan can do so in their countries of origin too. That's why the Japanese offer these individual people to live and work in their country in the first place. So yeah, if you're the hard working type people are going to recognize it, much like everywhere else.

And then there's the permanently deluded subtype of weeb loser (You). Have fun being excluded from every functioning level of society especially if you don't want to participate in it. They'll segregate you so hard you'll be begging to be put on the first flight back.

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 12:36:30 No.615147

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you will go to japan and you will play the splatfes

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 13:02:34 No.615150

>>615146
Working hard is for retards
And your point about being excluded from society doesn't matter if you're already excluded.
It's like when I returned from Japan my mom asked me what it was like being surrounded by strange bugpeople that I'm not a part of and I realized that it was exactly like being at home since as a cel I'm excluded from society as a bottom caste dreg as well.

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 13:15:25 No.615153

>>615150
So you've already been filtered. "Hi, I want to contribute nothing and take up valuable space" they won't even give you a permanent residence permit with that attitude. Unless you have a couple of millions.

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 13:46:43 No.615157

>>615153
I am educated and have a job but "working hard" will get you nowhere in life except an early grave.

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 14:08:02 No.615165

>>615157
What's that got to do with what I said? Clearly you're not educated. Working hard might get you to Japan full time, though.

Still
>"working hard" will get you nowhere in life except an early grave
Right. Look up countries by life expectancy. Whatever. You're going to get buck broken, which I'd welcome anyway.

Work smarter not harder. By the way working smart is still working hard but you can't do either so there's that.

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 15:33:11 No.615177

>>615104
if you are that cripple retard fuck you kys
otherwise i you spend 4 hours a day you might achieve elementary school level of japanese N5 basically

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 15:40:35 No.615178

>>615165
what might actually get you to Japan is going there on a tourist visa and finding an old hag that no Japanese man wants to marry your ass. That's what every expat does.

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 15:52:51 No.615180

>>615178
is roppongi still the right place to do that

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 16:23:30 No.615184

>>615178
isn't that was tshit was doing
when is he going over there to trick some poor OL into a sexless cel marriage

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 16:33:52 No.615185

>>615178
uhh the hags willing to marry low status foreigners want *out* of japan not stay there with a train wreck of a man that's a social suicide

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 16:50:48 No.615187

https://files.catbox.moe/2pma6v.mp4

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 16:57:26 No.615188

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>>615187
I can't say the alphabet and increment a number for each letter in my head that fast, is she a genius or am I dumb?

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 17:02:04 No.615189

towa is for looks only everything else comes as an optional extra

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 17:21:38 No.615190

you wouldn't download a towa

Anonymous 03/12/24 (Tue) 19:41:35 No.615199

towa is as high value woman