No.619709
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3:30 AM and a pig just pulled up out front my house
I had my bedroom window cracked so I heard him trying to quietly pull up and shut the engine off in that obnoxiously huge SUV
Full blacked out front window tint, which is completely illegal here, that pig would be giving me a ticket for that same tint
I opened my front door and waved at him, gave him a sarcastic thumbs up and some weird face gestures. That pig started the car up and slowly drove off, I stared at the front window tint as he did to assert my dominance.
I don't know what that pig wanted, maybe staking out my house, maybe just thought it would be quiet place to j/o
No.619711
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they are on to you
No.619714
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COCAINE
ALL NIGHT LONG