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No. 619617

trashed the entire house and told mom that ota told me to do it

No.619652

g

No.619709

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3:30 AM and a pig just pulled up out front my house

I had my bedroom window cracked so I heard him trying to quietly pull up and shut the engine off in that obnoxiously huge SUV

Full blacked out front window tint, which is completely illegal here, that pig would be giving me a ticket for that same tint

I opened my front door and waved at him, gave him a sarcastic thumbs up and some weird face gestures. That pig started the car up and slowly drove off, I stared at the front window tint as he did to assert my dominance.

I don't know what that pig wanted, maybe staking out my house, maybe just thought it would be quiet place to j/o

No.619710

>>619709
imagine how surreal interacting with whatmin in real life would be

No.619711

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they are on to you

No.619714

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COCAINE
ALL NIGHT LONG

No.619715

rip peep

No.619718

>>619710
I'm imagining being a cop stopping to take a call from dispatch at 3am only to look up and see some autistic bald man frantically waving and giving me thumbs up in his underwear

No.619789

>>619718
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA definitely whatmin

No.619821

t



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