/jp/ - 2D/Random

They joke around at my job about me not talking to anyone and will do things at the end of the day like say "good talking with you" sarcastically and the office foid will come to my office and apologize in advance before introducing someone to me (its only ever people within the company I think they're embarrassed for the customers to see me). I know they don't like that I unplugged my phone but I can't help it I hate the phone and they're too scared to scold me for it because no one for a very long way has knowledge in the things I do and the officefoid warns people to not speak to me in the mornings because I suffer from morning whimsy. Also I like it when you have a big burp and open you throat and you feel it vibrate your esophagus on the way out and you can imagine being an elephant seal also I can't go a few minutes without daydreaming of suicide I google searched for something and a Gaia thread came up over what to do with a large sum of money and they were all talking about investment plans that take years upon years to build up but I can't foresee more than a few months at a time whenever I envision the future.