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Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 17:39:06 No. 592225

Maybe it's time to give up on the gf-sex-children dream… I failed…
But what else is even worth striving for in life?

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 18:04:32 No.592226

a calm and quiet existence

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 18:22:39 No.592227

1cc every 2hu game on lunatic

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 19:01:26 No.592228

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theres still the children-gf-sex dream

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 20:37:57 No.592229

have you considered rape? eventually one of the victims will be forced to birth your baby

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 21:08:17 No.592232

Crying for my future cel rapebaby

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 21:28:45 No.592233

>>592229
that doesn't solve the gf part

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 22:37:55 No.592236

I can honestly say I want a gf more than I do sex

Anonymous 06/06/23 (Tue) 22:40:31 No.592237

maybe I should give the tulpa thing a try again

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 00:30:20 No.592238

Just use an AI in five years it will literally basically and metaphorically be indiscernable from body-having persons

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 00:42:34 No.592239

if ai advances to that degree getting a gf will be the least of your problems

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 01:28:50 No.592240

>>592233
for that just keep a girl chained up in your basement, in time she will learn to love you

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 03:04:43 No.592244

>>592239
I'll be in the kaczynski corps blasting trannybots

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 09:10:01 No.592250

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Now that's a cunt.

Warning: Gays don't click

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 09:56:46 No.592251

Clicked and now I can't click again because I'm gay

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 10:52:40 No.592253

>>592250
is that really what they look like i think im gonna be sick

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 13:02:02 No.592254

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No it's a vicious lie here's the real deal

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 14:13:06 No.592257

Sometimes think I want a gf and gf girlpuss and to feel the flesh of a gf but then when I'm within close quarters with one of them my brain runs the numbers instinctually and tells me the anxiety in interacting with them vastly outweighs the cons and it turns all of those desires off to keep me safe

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 14:19:25 No.592259

>>592257
It's sort of like a dog you have to constantly keep impressed and entertained or else it will leave (and steal half your shit with the help of the government)

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 14:37:28 No.592262

>>592259
i dont think your right if anything doggy entertains me and always wants to hang out even when i want to be alone

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 15:30:29 No.592263

I was just listening to a new song from a band I like before checking /ota/. It was a guy reflecting on how he can deal with all his failures because he wants to give his kids the best. Because the insecurity he felt was so relatable, it clicked for me that a lot of the emptiness I'm feeling is probably that hole in my life. Guys might not have a biological clock but you'll just wither away as a manchild if you don't have something to nurture as you're becoming an adult. My career fell through, and saying "my family" even just as a hypothetical is hilarious. I'm going to sit here counting down days with nothing for company but absence and my thoughts, unless I get impatient. Life is fucking absurd.

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 15:39:28 No.592264

>>592263
get a doggy

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 16:40:37 No.592265

>>592263
grab them by the pussy!

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 18:10:17 No.592269

>>592250
Pretty pussy!!;!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 19:08:10 No.592275

>>592240
too risky, not just the illegal part, but then what if she DOESN'T learn to love? At best she makes it obvious and then you have either a perpetual mouth to feed and hide in your basement, or you have to kill her. At worst she doesn't make it obvious, you drop your guard and end up in jail or with your おちんちん cut off one day. Or both.
Maybe I'm overthinking it and its as easy as the eroge make it seem though.

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 20:30:52 No.592277

>>592275
Just be attractive

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 22:29:49 No.592283

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Oh you're finally home!

Anonymous 06/07/23 (Wed) 23:56:01 No.592286

That's yunyun you fake otaku boy

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 03:56:29 No.592297

>>592263
That's what you get for being born during the beginning of the first great decline of civilization

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 04:48:19 No.592301

>>592286
yumyum

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 05:03:52 No.592302

No it's yunyun you only pronounce it m when it's before b or p.

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 05:18:10 No.592309

>>592286
holy flip you owned that nerd so hard he deleted his post

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 05:56:21 No.592314

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She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is
No doubt about it she's a bad, bad girlfriend

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 06:13:04 No.592315

>>592302
yummers

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 12:17:37 No.592320

slamming my cock in between her yummers

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 13:10:51 No.592326

i store my yummers in knickers

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 13:15:21 No.592327

yumi nikkei…

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 13:28:20 No.592329

>>592302
Like Jumpei Iori? The ace detective?

Anonymous 06/08/23 (Thu) 14:35:50 No.592343

now i know my abcs