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Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 20:19:52 No. 561193

why is noel like this?

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 20:26:32 No.561194

oog female

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 20:33:53 No.561196

Ooga Chaka Ooga Booga Ooga Chaka Ooga Booga Ooga Chaka Ooga Booga Ooga Chaka

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 21:10:17 No.561200

stolen thread

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 21:43:40 No.561202

>>561200
deal with it cuck

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 22:05:26 No.561204

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like what?

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 22:16:36 No.561206

>>561204
Imagine the smell

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 22:17:44 No.561207

dont get why boys like this

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 22:25:17 No.561208

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>>561206

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 22:27:54 No.561209

>>561207
My instincts tell me to mate with females

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 22:29:21 No.561210

>>561208
oog feet

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 22:36:44 No.561211

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Mindblowing that out of all the animal kingdom humans have the most brutally unfair mating strategies.

With many of the other mammals the males have to fight for mating rights which is difficult and potentially fatal but at least there is an opportunity for victory, luck may shine down on the underdog. Some male birds have to build fancy nests in the hopes that it will catch the idea of their females. Just one stray blade of grass can be the difference between success and utter failure but at least they can keep trying.
Some fish are so rare that they can travel the dark seafloor their whole lives looking for a fish of the opposite sex and never find one but still the chance that it can happen remains.

Humans on the other hand are different. Males are either born with the bone structure females find attractive or they aren't. If your legs are considered 2 inches too short or the bones in your face are considered 2 millimeters too shallow it can mean the difference between having a pick of mates and never being allowed to mate at all for their entire lives. The unlucky males of this species are born and then it is over, there is no opportunity for hope.

Anonymous 03/11/22 (Fri) 22:58:14 No.561213

>>561211
too boid didnt read

Anonymous 03/12/22 (Sat) 07:23:43 No.561234

>>561211
*sits around and complains about women on a wap site and ignores all female contact*

sigh bros life is unfair why dont women fall into my lap like in my jap cartoons

Anonymous 03/12/22 (Sat) 10:54:34 No.561237

>>561213
>>561234
go back

Anonymous 03/12/22 (Sat) 12:14:15 No.561238

>>561237
Die.

Anonymous 03/12/22 (Sat) 13:12:04 No.561239

>>561234
I'm making sure any stray women who wander into ota know they are NOT welcome

Anonymous 03/12/22 (Sat) 13:29:10 No.561240

>>561239
Dont post.

Anonymous 03/12/22 (Sat) 15:41:30 No.561244

>>561211
there's such a thing called rape you idiot

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 02:03:25 No.611556

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slut piano

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 11:00:47 No.611569

>>611556
crying remembering when pan piano just posted nice piano arranges instead of dressing like a whore

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 12:09:39 No.611572

>>611569
Theres nothing wrong with the way she dresses youre just an hopeless romantic. This is why you have male loneliness because she doesnt want to have sex with you.

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 12:18:35 No.611573

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>>611569
We've all got bills to pay.

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 15:10:14 No.611575

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Pan Piano is based. Too bad she's ugly.

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 16:17:02 No.611577

the baubaus are too powerful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAilZ_r4XwE

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 17:11:22 No.611579

>>611573
Mom pays my bills

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 17:18:41 No.611580

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGM216-wsV4

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 17:34:10 No.611581

>>611569
I am sad to hear it too. Though I'm sure this picture makes a lot of people happy and makes her feel pretty. I dislike how complicated living is.

Anonymous 02/22/24 (Thu) 22:57:10 No.611594

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