[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]

/jp/ - 2D/Random

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1723759470180.png (1.57 MB, 1920x1080, 330f1c20ef0fdaa8d8d4a871a7….png)

No. 628914

whatmin how do i get efriends

No.628915

File: 1723760183823.jpg (338 KB, 1734x976, illust_121395611_20240815_….jpg)

Ota only gets elfriends

No.628917

File: 1723760950339.jpg (404.52 KB, 1600x1124, 3973bfeb873fc7fa7ca3a72b20….jpg)

I have like two, idk.

Very few people want to consistently DM/penpal a stranger. I guess you get in a Discord and become a regular poster, but it doesn't mean you're "friends".

Perhaps adults aren't meant to have "friends". Things are mostly transactional, unless you're a child, or live in some sort of cult (loosely defined, even like Amish or Bedouins).

No.628918

>>628917
you seem to talk to far more people than that

>I guess you get in a Discord and become a regular poster
that's literally impossible

No.628921

File: 1723766877721.jpg (135.07 KB, 850x1299, 1723738261881867.jpg)

>>628915
I heard elven chicks love male humans.

No.628941

The problem with friends is that you have to be able to talk to people

No.628942

just be mentally ill and spend 18 hours a day spewing utter trash over multiple imageboards and discords and irc channels making sure that all your posts can be identified as coming from the same person dont worry about being on topic or anything like that if anyone gives you hate just double down and use a spambot and/or copy paste output from chatgpt youll have efriends in no time and eventually will be able to venture out into meeting people on dating apps for sex

No.628952

>>628942
I used to act like this IRL and it got me girls and friends

I realized how much of an asshole I was being and wrangled myself and now I've been alone for over a decade

No.628954

File: 1723816499143.jpg (124.08 KB, 789x1000, sample-92e1a1ec0616d309f6b….jpg)

>>628942
Is it because I posted about curry spice in Tea's thread? I posted a Dragonball image and the thread OP was Goku or Rice-dinner or whatever

>>628941
Talking to people IRL for me is like real-time VN speech checks constantly, so I don't enjoy it.

No.628972

File: 1723826986043.png (748.35 KB, 714x1000, b56c5f1d225af6db0d2800f235….png)

>Things break

No. Things don't break. Arch based distros break. Because they're unstable crap. It's not even anything fatal most of the time. A little error here, a fuck you dialog box there. Annoying little niggles but they quickly begin to compound and over time dealing with this gets old. Authentic y2k windows experience right here right now. Other operating systems or even distributions not made by nerds with skin problems just tend to werk somehow. Simply put I don't want to do this anymore. I need a computer not a woman.

No.628977

File: 1723829455530.jpg (836.99 KB, 1920x1080, 2015-11-28 vulkan didn't e….jpg)

>>628972
After 7 years of using Arch (November 2017), I have actually never once experienced an issue where Arch is to blame.

Just upstream bugs, or "features", that yes Arch did package and I guess doesn't QA for shit is what you can blame them for.

The less software you have on a system, the less complexities, the less things can break. There's not much to break on my system, therefor stuff doesn't really break. If it does, I'm basically an expert at diagnosing things, I can even recompile software with debugging enabled and check stack traces, sometimes check source code, etc. I'm confident I could walk into a data center sysadmin job and (after reading documentation/maybe ChatGPT) figure out their Linux systems setup, competent understanding of shell scripting, learn how to configure the software they're using (dude config files hard), yet no one would ever give me a job.

The thing about modern Windows systems is they're "living", it's constantly talking to Microsoft and can update at any time, changing your system. I only update once every two months, and in between that time, my system is set in stone, frozen. This does give me peace of mind.

Linux does suck because the most usable distro is Arch, which is an awful situation for grandma. deb/rpm distros are fine until you need literally anything outside the repos. It's not that I even like Arch, it's just that in 2024 I don't see any better option.

No.629025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNeP4T9v8QM

No.629028

sigh whatmin even derailed the thread where i specifically asked him about something and is writing walls of text about shit no one cares while he gave only a token reply to my question

No.629031

at least i gave you a real answer

No.629041

I'll be your friend! o(*￣︶￣*)o

No.629043

>>629028
ill be your efriend but i have to warn you i am extremely flakey and prone to delete efriends when i get anxious

No.629055

>>629043
are you that birl from what

No.629056

efriends in present day are gated behind voice chat (discord)

you can make friends with an activity in common like mmo statics but in my experience you have to be highly committed to compensate for not being on voip

otherwise maybe play a numbers game with streamers? 99% of them have off stream communities and they're diverse, it's very low investment to find new ones and check them out. you'll have to weed through a lot that're full of simps with no deeper camaraderie but i've been surprised at some hidden gems where they're genuinely welcoming and focused on each other as much as the streamer

also you have to like people

No.629057

cringe

No.629058

girugamesh

No.629060

>>629057
i felt this way for a long time but eventually admitted to myself that i'm lonely and that i should try to like people

No.629061

streamer simps arent people

No.629062

File: 1723892499393.png (1.72 MB, 1240x1748, e90b1834bb47ff667105ae9bc1….png)

eehh, girugameshu?!

No.629063

actual simps just have codependence issues and it's not like they asked for them

No.629064

*willingly does drugs*
i just have addiction issues and its not like i asked for them

No.629065

i do not watch streamers because i am not a faggot

No.629066

yes actually that's why the first world has tax funded support systems for addicts provided by people with functioning empathy

No.629067

you also don't post about wanting efriends

No.629068

great advice so op you should go hang out with esimps and druggies theyre just genuine normal people like you and me honest

No.629069

my advice is for you to reread my post and reconsider and if you still want to talk about it i'm here

No.629070

id rather die alone than spend my time in vtuber discords

No.629071

a noble path

No.629072

what a pathetic sight a handful of perma bitching virgins that's why nobody wants to be around you in the first place get out of jp

No.629073

oh im bitchin alright

No.629074

my virginity does NOT define me

No.629075

One day I'll find friends. And we'll spend all day talking about the things we like. And we'll get excited about future stuff. And then we'll go outside to IRL stuff and meet others like us. And then I'll have an unstoppable army of friends. And then with my army we'll march across the world demanding free frilly dresses with ribbons and bows to be handed out. And then all the girls of the world will be exposed to the supreme Gothic Lolita fashion. And then they will obviously want to wear this. And then The Global Society for the Advancement of Gothic Lolita Fashion on a WorldWide Scale or GSAGLFWS for short will have completed phase one of our plan. (Phase two is securing a sustainable Gothic Lolita environment) *★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★* 。

And that's what I'd do with my friends. (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

No.629077

File: 1723900239814.jpg (103.86 KB, 1280x720, [SubsPlease] Mieruko-chan ….jpg)


No.629078

and just wait till you hear what id do to my friends

No.629079

>>629078
Laughed at this. （＾∀＾●）ﾉｼ

No.629080

everyone laughs at me

No.629082

don't bundle me with everyone I deserve to be treated like a person

No.629083

>>629075
that sounds nice but meeting in person is a but much for someone my level

>>629055
no but there are many like us

No.629088

File: 1723910602028.jpg (282.51 KB, 1920x1080, hf.jpg)

My friends are here!

No.629089

>>629083
Wait are you the one with a bunny PFP with a name beginning with P. And we were friends for a year but I was being mean so you deleted me. We used to ERP.

No.629095

princess is a flaming homo

No.629096

sigh how does everyone get to have erp friends except me

No.629100

I think ERP'ing has been so good for my mental health. I get to say 'I love you' to people and it makes me feel good. Not having someone in my life I can give my feelings too has always made me sad.

No.629101

glad i dont have any of those annoying feelings like love

No.629102

>>629089
no but there are many like us

No.629106

File: 1723929110307.jpg (147.87 KB, 900x900, 1723919638860.jpg)

truth is we all want to become close to someone

No.629108

erping is weird
I can't get into the idea of narrating your actions. I don't like normal rping either actually. I like jrping.

No.629112

File: 1723932085590.jpg (212.3 KB, 1280x720, アニメミライ2015「アキの奏で_-Aki_no_K….jpg)

i insert my massive bulging erection into whatmins well used asshole he lets out a whimper then a soft moan as i plunge myself deep inside him while he lays on his stomach playing something on his soyitch

No.629113

Gnfos: "What the fuck?"
Hima: "What the flip?"
Ota: "What the skibidi?"

No.629123

Do you want to practice being friends. I want to make friends but I find it hard to share things about myself because I don't really like my life.

No.629140

erm what the sigma

No.629164

get a friend thats a girl its pretty cool its like having a friend thats a boy except you get to do gay stuff like flop your donger across her face


Delete Post [ ]
[Return]
[ om / jp / 2d ] [ home ]